Gaia To The Rescue
Obama may be in luck. Spared the need to harm God’s (pirate) creatures. It’s Gaia to the rescue. Xinhua, Thousands of dolphins block Somali pirates from Chinese ship.
BEIJING, April 14 (Xinhuanet) — Thousands of dolphins blocked the suspected Somali pirate ships when they were trying to attack Chinese merchant ships passing the Gulf of Aden, the China Radio International reported on Monday.
The Chinese merchant ships escorted by a China’s fleet sailed on the Gulf of Aden when they met some suspected pirate ships. Thousands of dolphins suddenly leaped out of water between pirates and merchants when the pirate ships headed for the China’s.
The suspected pirates ships stopped and then turned away. The pirates could only lament their littleness befor the vast number of dolphins. The spectacular scene continued for a while.
Damn, Gaia never did anything like that for George Bush. The opposite, Gaia whacked him with Katrina. Technically, I guess it’s Neptune in both cases. Astonishing ship-saving anti-pirate dolphin art at the link! Truly, the Age of Obama is a time of wonders!
OK, a couple of minor details to sort out. Why are they saving the Chinese, who are pumping out hydrocarbons like nobody’s business, and doing nothing for Greek- and Togo-flagged ships full of Filipinos? Where were the dolphins when Maersk Alabama needed them? Somebody get Nobel peace laureate/Gaia-expert Gore on the horn, this sounds like this might be up his alley.
Any more manifestations like this and I might have to convert to warmalism. Except that this is Xinhua, and dolphins saving a PRC vessel. I may need to become a commie kleptocrat instead. Hmm. Something fishy about all this …
Topics: Obama, crime, law & order, warmalism
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 11:07 am on Tuesday, April 14, 2009
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April 14th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Okay, now it makes sense. I suspect it’s one of Paco’s enterprises. Paco asked me a few months back what the VRWC labs were doing with the attack dophins we trained. I said they were in undercover holding mode at Sea World parks like Karl ordered.
Don’t be surprised if you see a picture of the dophins sporting laser head sets (yeah, they exist, Dr. Evil didn’t invent them) and an insignia with the words Porpoise Armed Courier Overseas.
April 14th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
The Chinese also let the Yangtze river-dolphins go extinct from the noise, dirt and traffic. I bet they are really sorry now.
April 14th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
“Hey! All you round-flippered, dirt-dwelling land-apes! We’re tired of the gunplay! Get the hell out of our ocean!”