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More Naked Anti-Germanism

Only this time, it’s naked anti-Naked Germanism. O, the intolerance!

via Boston Herald: Swiss town cracks down on Siegfrieds hiking in the buff.

Apparently the cheese-eating yodelers can’t multiculturally hang with the Fritzes taking their Adolfs out for strolls in the healthy Alpine air. Kind of puts the hiney back in ”Heinie.”  Other Swiss cantons are considering following the lead of conservative Appenzell because insidious German websites have been pushing nudist hiking throughout the region. 

I dunno … almost makes me want to break into song! 

I love to go a-vandering,
Along the mountain trail
Und as I go, I vag my thing,
Und bare my German tail!

Walderi, waldera!
Walderi!
Waldera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Walderi, waldera!
I bare my German tail!

I love to vander in the buff
Und bare all in the sun,
So joyously I call to dich
“Come! Join my Heinie song!”

 Walderi, waldera!
Walderi!
Waldera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Walderi, waldera!
Come join my Heinie song!

I vave my hat to all I meet,
Und they vave back mit charm,
Vhen ich schöne nackte frauleins meet
Little Adolf raises his arm!

Walderi, waldera!
Walderi!
Waldera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Walderi, waldera!
Little Adolf raises his arm!

What’s with the Swiss, anyway? Afraid of a little knockwurst? Sehr übertight, düde.

This is only the latest example of naked anti-Teutonism in Switzerland. Previously … Immigrant Minority Persecuted.

Topics: Germans, nude

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 8:10 am on Monday, April 27, 2009

5 Responses to “More Naked Anti-Germanism”

1. RebeccaH Says:
   April 27th, 2009 at 10:19 am

   Perhaps if you saw the Germans, Jules, you’d understand. I remember a raft ride down the Isar River many years ago, and passing some nude beaches along the way. There are some bodies that should never be viewed without a merciful covering.

2. AW1 Tim Says:
   April 27th, 2009 at 1:25 pm

   Ja,

   If more off der Deutche Volk looked liked Siegfried, und less like Goering und Himmler, der might be less off a problem, ja? :)

3. MikeH Says:
   April 27th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

   As long as they like us what else matters. Oh….ummm……Never mind.

4. The_Real_JeffS Says:
   April 28th, 2009 at 2:29 am

   Just so long as they don’t take any chocolate hiking. Please!!

5. AW1 Tim Says:
   April 28th, 2009 at 6:28 am

   You know,

   Living in Switzerland must be about as much fun as living with Calvinists.

   Europe is getting to be a very patronizing place these days, and that’s saying something.

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