A Reverse Souter, I Entreat Thee
O Dark Gods of Politics, Thou who Dwell under Rocks, please visit upon them that which Thou so cruelly visited upon Bush the Elder, when he who was called Sununu pronounced the appointment of a stay-at-home momma’s boy sheep farmer a “home run,” and Thou made of him a Flaming Lib.
I know this is asking a lot, O Vile Lords of Contrariness, Stupidity, Corruption, Vice, Narrow Self-Interest and Betrayal, Wretched be Thy Names, for Thou hath ordained of late that door shall swing mainly in the other direction. Find for him, Thy Annointed Won, a lefty handwringer who legislates most stridently from the bench, a champion of absurdity, let us see this scoundrel exalted, and then dispatch the Winged Monkey of Thy Perversity to throw his Wicked Wrench into those works!
This is my earnest prayer, O Frightful Ones, who have so capriciously visited wide stances, no WMD, and the likes of Specter and Powell upon us, lo, these many years!
Legal Insurrection suggests the Evil Ones hoist them on their own petards in mysterious ways: How Specter’s defection could bollix Obama’s judicial appointments. Newshoggers begs to differ, suggesting Specter retains some residual Republican standing. If that’s in fact the case, its exercise could be an integral part of Thy Twisted Will, O Foul Ones!
Protein Wisdom, channeling Allahpundit on Twitter, wickedly suggests Michelle Obama. Hear, hear! Allahpundit at HotAir, Farewell, Old Mistake!
PoliGazette: “Precedent says that a liberal judge will stay liberal.” Jinx!
Daily Kos helpfully posts a rogue’s gallery of mountebanks. Malkin narrows it to three and provides the horrible details.
Surber, dejectedly, “Great start to the weekend.” O, ye of little faith!
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 9:30 am Comments (8) on Friday, May 1, 2009
8 Responses to “A Reverse Souter, I Entreat Thee”
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May 1st, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Is old Russian saying: “When poor man marries, night is short.”
I hope BO nominates Lani Guiner to show off his new filibuster proof majority.
May 1st, 2009 at 1:45 pm
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May 1st, 2009 at 1:48 pm
From Surber’s lips to Motown’s ear. Photoshopped and sponge worthy:
http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/enemies_foreign_domestic/michelle_to_bri.php
May 1st, 2009 at 2:36 pm
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May 1st, 2009 at 3:05 pm
A judge could be liberal and still end up opposing half of what Obama wants to do.
All we need is somebody with principles, who still believes in the rule of law.
Keep your fingers crossed.
May 1st, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Fatty,
Good luck with that. As for me, I’m stocking up on ammo, booze, medical supplies and MRE’s. Just in case. :)
May 2nd, 2009 at 10:56 pm
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