All You Need Is Love
Yesterday we saw mapped out the well from which the president of the United States draws his deep thot on foreign policy. An aging fat whiny Brit of weak vertebral constitution with an unhealthy Palin obsession, also known as Andrew Sullivan. We’ve also seen this week the instruments of his wrath: The attack foo-foo dogs of the White House Press Corps. Today, it’s the object of his affection. Make that “Love.” Yeah, that’s a capital L-o-v-e … Looooooove, as a White House flack admits that’s how the Obama admin feels about MSNBC. via LA Times’ Top of the Ticket, which has the vid of Kareem Dale, special assistant to the president for arts and culture, unabashedly admitting feelings … nothing more than feelings … feelings of loooooooooove!
Feeelings! Woah-oh-oh feeeeeeeeeelings! Trying to forget these … Sorry, can’t help myself. All you need is love! O, to be so lighthearted and aglow. It just makes me want to break into song!
Love … look at the two of us … strangers in many ways. The first time … ever I saw your face. Can’t fight this feeling. Rollercoaster … of luuuuuuve. Ooooo, you get the best of my love! My cherie amour, pretty little network I adore. Vous le vous couche avec moi? … When the pre-essssssssss loves a president … Love, love will keep us togethuh. Ain’t no bailout big enough, ain’t no deficit high enough, ain’t no H1N1 swine enough, to keep me from gettin’ to you. Money can’t buy me love! Hey, habibi! I’m lost in love, what am I without you? Feel like makin’ … duh-duh duh, duh-duh duh … well, I feel like makin’ … duh-duh duh, duh-duh duh … feel like ma-kin’ love to-oo you-ou. What do you get when you fall in love? Oh Chris Matthews, well you came and you gave without taking, and I need you today, Chris Mattheeeeeeeeeeews! Me and Mr. Olbermann, we got a thiiiiiiiiiiiing … goin’ on! Love in an elevator, lovin’ it up when they’re going doooooooown. I keep working my way back to you, babe, with a burning love inside! Take my breath away-ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay! And I … I-yi … I-yi … will aaaaaallllllllllwaaaaaaaayyyyyys love you-oo-oo, oo-oo, will aaaaaaaaalllllllllwaaaaayyyys love you-oo-oo, oo-oo …
It’s all about the love. Beaucoup love. Hey, BO, they love you long time!
This really is fun, almost like singing in the shower. Maybe more like singing and I need a shower. But love songs are so great. So many of them, we could gaze into each other’s eyes and croon all day. I don’t even want to get into all those hurt betrayal unrequited love gone wrong songs. Everybody knows one. Why’d you have to go and make things so complicated, that kind of thing. I don’t wanna lose your love tonight. But there is one tune stuck in my head. You know how that happens.
And the Press Corps says Barry … you’re a fine candidate … what a good president … you will be … but my life, my love and my lady … is me. Doo doo, doo doo. Doo doo, doo doo.
Naw, too cynical. This is spring. It’s about new love!
So she said what’s the problem baby
What’s the problem I don’t know
Well maybe I’m in love, love
Think about it every time
I think about it
Can’t stop thinking ’bout it
Come on, come on
Turn a little faster
Come on, come on
The world will follow after
Come on, come on
Because everybody’s after love
So I said, “I’m a snowball running”
Running down into the spring
That’s coming all this love melting under
Blue skies belting out sunlight, shimmering love
Well baby I surrender to the strawberry ice cream
Never ever end of all this love
Well I didn’t mean to do it
But there’s no escaping your love
That’s better. Kind of goofy and gaga and PC, with Mike Myers all green, Cameron Dias as a closet ogre and Whatshisname playing a donkey. Sort of sickly sweet, too much and you’ll throw up!
Hang on, money can buy you love. Gateway: ACORN charged with 19,000 fake registrations in Nevada.
But all I’ve got is a stack of Abu Ghraib photographs and I realize Bush isn’t going to be prosecuted anymore. It’s strange love, via Surber…. the military photos the White House won’t release and the ones it will. Surber by the way hurtfully likes this 1970s groove for the White House Press Corps Anthem.
Outside the Beltway channels a CBS explanation for some of this love that dare not speak its name. Meanwhile, related, Joyner over at the New Atlanticist, in a spat with HotAir’s Ed Morrissey for the love of art.
Boo hoo, alas, alack … Goldfarb at the Weekly Standard cruelly notes the viewers don’t love MSNBC so much. Love stinks!
Political Byline, refusing to join the hurtful cruelty, won’t mock a man who is blind and can’t see how dumb his own words sound. I dunno, sounds a little condescending to me. If we all followed that rule, then all the pols would have to do is hire the lame and the simple … wait a minute …
Meanwhile, that Bogg fellow really needs to rein in his racism. Either that, or mocking pols who say dumb things when they’re not only blind but black is also verboten. I dunno, sounds a little condescending to me. But wait a minute … that means … because the president is … this could be a problem.
When love gets sloppy: Hyscience notes that the media loves Obama more than Bush and Clinton combined. Well, Bush is pretty much in negative numbers and they got over Clinton when he cheated on them with Monica, so maybe it isn’t such a big surprise.
Speaking of Obama, MSNBC and the love, here’s Allah at HotAir lovin’ MSNBC lovin’ the Obamas and the official White House love in. Because baby, they need your lovin’ … got … to have all your lovin’ …
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 8:41 am Comments (6) on Tuesday, May 5, 2009
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May 5th, 2009 at 11:00 am
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May 5th, 2009 at 11:07 am
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May 5th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Two can play at this game (three if you count Mr. Google):
Can you hear it in my voice?
Was it something I let slip?
Does the whole world know?
Isn’t it obvious?
I’m the one who’s in control
Now, I’m acting like a fool
Do my feelings show?
Is my face aglow?
Isn’t it obvious
That I don’t know what I’m doing anymore?
I’m feeling like a little girl
Caught up in emotions
I’m out of control
Isn’t it obvious?
May 5th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
You want real love tune in to the White House press briefing. It’s love and laughs all around.
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May 5th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
OK, I’ll bite…..who’s the Blue Meanie? Rahm?
May 15th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
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