Smarter Than The View
The Other McCain gives a shoutout to a new right-leaning news aggregator by a couple of guys who are probably smarter than the combined cast of The View minus Elizabeth Hasselback. Wow, that almost sounds like high praise. McCain calls it “Conservative Poltical Report,” but we don’t go to McCain for his spelling. We go there to ponder the important issues of the day, like which one of Marie Osmond’s daughters is the lesbian!
Also, for his important insights in the Carrie Prejean case.
Words cannot sufficiently express my indifference to this controversy.” If Carrie Prejean were stripped of her Miss California USA title tomorrow … so what?
She’s young, she’s beautiful, she’s famous and, one way or another, she’ll soon be very rich. Her future’s so bright, she’s got to wear shades. She’ll get a book contract for at least a million dollars, and the publisher will pay a ghost-writer $75,000 to actually write the book. There will be speaking engagements, magazine interviews and TV appearances. She’ll fly around the country first-class, stay in five-star hotels and eat at the finest restaurants, all of it at someone else’s expense.
And good for her, right? OK, so a bunch of grouchy gay militants are calling her ugly names, but they call me ugly names, too, for which I have not the consolation of either beauty or wealth.
Either that or they’ll turn her into a pop-culture pariah and drive her from the La-La city gates, as is their wont. OK, that’s a triple rule 2 and a double rule 5, now all I have to do is sit back and wait for the link love to start pouring in.
Topics: blogs, boobs, butts, celeb, conservatism
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 9:25 am on Thursday, May 7, 2009
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