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One Of These Things Is Not Like The Two Others

Don Surber struggles over his Carrie Prejean homework, scratches his head, tries to understand how 1/2 a boob > 2 half boobs.

Hmm. Tough one. And Don puzzles over the word problem of a former Playboy Playmate who squawks about semi-nudity. How does that make any sense? Surber hits on it, notes that opposition to gay marriage is the thumb on the half-boob scale. Thanks for doing our homework for us on this one, Don.

Hang on, you didn’t show your work! Here’s Moakler via Playboy and Mr. Skin if you need proof, you perv.

Topics: boobs, moronocy, nude

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 8:57 am on Tuesday, May 12, 2009

One Response to “One Of These Things Is Not Like The Two Others”

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   May 13th, 2009 at 10:19 am

   [...] quite “pure”. As others have done similar photos and that have not been controversial, Jules Crittenden asks a legitimate question. (cutting to the chase of a Don Surber [...]

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