Donald Trump For Supreme Court
The guy’s like freakin’ Solomon. OK, sort of a low-budget, Cheese Whiz, weird combover Solomon with an eye for nautch girls. He couldn’t possibly be worse than anyone else Obama will nominate. And as this sage decision shows, he’s a uniter, finding what we have in common, splitting the baby without axing the babe. Politico:
President Barack Obama ended up in the middle of an unlikely controversy this morning — the debate over Miss California’s position on gay marriage.
At a press conference addressing Carrie Prejean’s disputed title in the Miss USA competition, pageant owner Donald Trump compared Prejean’s stated views on gay marriage to Obama’s.
“It’s the same answer that the president of the United States gave,” Trump said. “She gave an honorable answer. She gave an answer from her heart.”
I don’t know what’s so unlikely about that. The more I think about it, Obama and Prejean have a lot in common. Both have been caught topless at the beach. They have the same opinion on gay marriage. OK, she might be a little more honest than him on that. Both won high honors based largely on their appearance. Only he’s a dude and he’s black, and she’s a white chick. This is starting to look more and more like hypocritical lefty sexist racism. Reminds me a little of that Dem primary battle last year. Only Prejean’s … you know … hotter.
Hey, when did lefties become anti-skin? It’s the new prudism. Huffington Post: “Miss California vows to use her naked breasts for good.” Somebody tell PETA. Ixnay on the Oobs-bay. (Warning: Lots of meat at that link. NSFvegetarians).
You know, if the lefties want to be the party of prudes, and the right can seize the high ground, so to speak, that’s OK with me. Powerline ponders whether it’s over for the GOP, counsels keeping an open mind. I’d suggest a open shirt every now and then can’t hurt.
Portein Wisdom with the important information that David Shuster requires permission to vomit.
I think the communications instructor also doing business as Balloon Juice is jealous. Prejean’s hotter than his guy.
Perez Hilton, who as usual can’t work up more than a vid link, likes Olbermann’s reasoned denunciation of Prejean’s “holier than thou know-it-all-ism.” That’s precious.
Can’t get enough Carrie Prejean? Neither can TMZ, which tut tuts at the undisclosed toplessness. The Other McCain has pretty much been the Carrie Prejean blog of record.
Related, Gateway channels some deep thot re lefty intolerance and demonization of dissenters. This line seems appropriate, given Justice Trump’s majority decision in Lefty People vs. Prejean: “If You Disagree With Obama, Are You Anti-American?” Well, in the Prejean case, clearly, if you agree with him, you are.
Also via Gateway, Prejean talks about values she learned from her grandfather, a rifleman under Patton and a Bulge veteran.
Different, maybe not so unrelated, via Malkin: “First They Came for the Cheerios.” Obama admin’s assault on Cheerio cholestrol-claim font size.
Topics: Obama, justice, moronocy, pols, sex, sexism
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 9:43 am on Wednesday, May 13, 2009
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May 13th, 2009 at 10:41 am
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