Biden Targets Himself

Reveals location of secret veep bunker in latest gaffe. Fox News.

Sounds bad. But I dunno. If I was a foreign enemy bent on bringing America to its knees, I think I’d leave Biden in place. He could be a critical player.*

Kind of makes me a little nostalgic for Cheney. We don’t have to miss him, though. He hasn’t gone away.

Hayes at the Weekly Standard posits that Biden is proving impossible to parody. I’d suggest he’s proving unnecessary to parody. 

* Hot Air notes who is in line behind Biden, which arguably for the purposes of creating chaos and bringing America to its knees would make his tragic loss a bit of a wash in the event of the unimagineable.

Topics: moronocy, pols

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 2:20 pm on Sunday, May 17, 2009

5 Responses to “Biden Targets Himself”

  1. VP Joe Biden Releases Secret About Himself … Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker … He Just Can’t Help Himself | Scared Monkeys Says:

    [...] location of the secure bunker used to protect the Vice President. I think I have to agree with Jules Crittenden,  “If I was a foreign enemy bent on bringing America to its knees, I think I’d [...]

  2. RebeccaH Says:

    It’s going to be quite amusing to see who Obama chooses as his running mate in 2012.

  3. blogagog Says:

    ALERT! THAT IS A PHOTOSHOPPED IMAGE OF BIDEN. I don’t want you to get in trouble with the AP or anything, Mr. Crittenden. Here’s the original untouched photo. He also has mouths in other places. Luckily, I don’t have photos of those.

  4. The_Real_JeffS Says:

    Joe Biden’s daily routine: Open mouth, insert foot. Repeat whenever asked a question.

  5. A tale of two Vice Presidents | BitsBlog Says:

    [...] tip and more: Jule Crittenden: Sounds bad. But I dunno. If I was a foreign enemy bent on bringing America to its knees, I think [...]

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