RealHotdogPolitik Seriously Reconsidered
UPDATE: RealHotdogPolitik abandoned. Fox: No hotdogs for murderous mullah regime.
“As you all know many weeks ago the administration extended an invitation to celebrate the freedom that this country enjoys. not surprisingly based on what we see in Tehran, no one has RSVP’d,” said White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs.
“Understand that July 4th allows us to celebrate the freedom and liberty that we enjoy. I don’t think it’s surprising that no one has signed up to come given the events of the last few days. Those invitations will be no longer extended.”
I dunno, what would Emily Post say? And what do you do when the mullahs tell their diplomats to show up anyway? I still think my idea is better. Previously:
CNN reports the Obama admin, raked over the coals for its Hotdogs for Mullahs Strategic Initiative, is reconsidering the Fourth of July invite to representatives of the protestor-murdering terrorism-sponsoring nuke-lusting regime. A major shift in the Obama admin’s Wienie Diplomacy or are they just going to try to slather some mustard on that scorched frank and hope no one notices?
WASHINGTON (CNN) – The Obama administration is seriously considering not extending invitations to Iranian diplomats for July 4 celebrations overseas, senior administration officials tell CNN.
The officials said intense discussions on the issue were taking place, but the final decision had not been made.
Well, I’m glad there are finally taking the this wiener of an issue seriously. I hope we get to hear the tapes someday.
SecState: Never mind the G-D dead Iranians. Which one of you bozos thought serving pork products and beer to a bunch of mullahs was a good idea in the first place?
DepSec: Uh, that was the boss’ idea, ma’am. Anyway, our embassies serve Kosher dogs. All beef!
SecState: Jesus Christ! He must have come up with that one at 3 a.m.
OK, let’s all calm down and think about this for a minute. Backing down at this late date may be lamer than putting this dumb idea forward in the first place. I like my idea better: Mullah-Proof your Fourth, Obama. BYO Sharia. Look, I’m trying to keep the criticism on a constructive level, but I’m rapidly losing confidence in this administration’s ability to manage even something as simple as a Fourth of July picnic without turning it into an international embarrassment.
In other business, bad news for Obama’s ongoing mullah suckup agenda. The standoff remarks + we can do business O-vertures the president tucked into his tough talk failed to win over the mullahs. irpressTV: Iran uncovers plot:
Iran’s Intelligence Ministry has uncovered ‘terrorist’ plots targeting the country’s security and stability during the presidential election.
“The ministry has dismantled the groups involved in such activities and has arrested almost all group-members in two stages,” IRNA quoted Intelligence Minister Gholam-Hossein Mohseni-Ejei on Wednesday.
He said that the plots included bomb attacks on several sites in Iran, adding that those behind such activities were linked with “the Zionist and non-Zionist regimes outside the county.”
I’m pretty sure Mohseni means us and our Shlomo pals the Obama thrrew under the bus in Cairo. Looks like we might be behind that suicide bombing at Khomeini’s tomb.
According to the intelligence minister, the US and some western countries were aiming to achieve unrest in Iran’s elections atmosphere.
When asked by a reporter about the arrest of foreign spies working under the guise of reporters, Mohseni-Ejei said, “Anybody who embarks on espionage activity in the country will be arrested. A foreign reporter has so far been nabbed and another one has been questioned and his things were confiscated.”
The Iranian government has arrested a reporter working for the Newsweek and another one working for the Washington Times.
Washington Times? Someone tell those dopes at Mossad and CIA … never mind.
REUPDATE: Poster at JustOneMinute can’t get behind hot babes as a fix for the hotdog fiasco, due to the Obama’s regrettable Prejean stance. While I am sympathetic to that point of view, they are still our embassies, and as long as there is even a remote a chance any mullahs are going to show up, I think it is important to have a lot of hot babes in American flag bikinis on hand. Don’t care what their politics are, don’t care if they’re French, as long as they’re sporting stars and stripes.
UPDATE UPDATE: Malkin, Hotdogs for Syria and Venezuela!
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 1:31 pm on Wednesday, June 24, 2009
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June 24th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
[...] Jules put it, I’m trying to keep the criticism on a constructive level, but I’m rapidly losing [...]
June 24th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
So the mullahs ignore Obama’s invitation beer and barbecue, and in a snit, he withdraws the invitation. Well, isn’t that special.
August 18th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
I’ve quoted you and linked to you here: http://consul-at-arms2.blogspot.com/2009/08/re-realhotdogpolitik-seriously.html