Absolute Green Light Deniability
Defense Ministry Command Bunker, Tel Aviv.
Bibi: Look, Ehud, Obama himself as confirmed it. It is chjust as Shlomo from Mossad said.
Ehud: ChHuh? ChWhat are you chtalking about?
Bibi: About Biden greenlighting us for an attack on the mullahs’ nukes. Obama has chconfirmed it. We are chgood to chgo. It’s all here in the Jerusalem Post.
Ehud: ChWhat does it say?
Bibi:
US President Barack Obama on Tuesday strongly denied that the United States had given Israel an approval to strike Iran’s nuclear facilities.
Asked by CNN whether Washington had given Israel a green light for such an attack, Obama answered: “Absolutely not.”
In the interview, which was broadcast from Russia, where Obama is on an official visit, he added: “We can’t dictate to other countries what their security interests are.
“What is also true is, it is the policy of the United States to try to resolve the issue of Iran’s nuclear capabilities,” Obama said.
This would be achieved “through diplomatic channels,” he added.
On Sunday, US Vice President Joe Biden was asked on ABC’s ‘This Week’ whether the US would stand in the way militarily if the Israelis decided they needed to take out Iran’s nuclear program.
Ehud: Bibi, chhow is that a green light?
Bibi: ChCould it be any chclearer? “We can’t dictate to our countries what their security interests are.”
Ehud: ChWhat about the “diplomatic channels” part?
Bibi: ChWhat could be more diplomatic than letting us do the chheavy lifting, while he tut tuts? As Shlomo from Mossad explained yesterday, the Biden Option provides the president of the United States with perfect deniability. He gets the buffoon with the bad hairplugs to deliver the message, and no one can chhold him responsible. Not only that, chwhen Obama denounces us for solving his Iranian problem, the mullahs will like him better … chtheoretically.
Ehud: ChHa chha chha! Just like when he kissed the mullahs’ backchsides about those protests! “Not interfering.” Remember chhow much like liked him better that time? You chhave to chhand it to Obama, he really knows chhow to make friends and influence mullahs! ChHa ha ha!
Bibi: ChHa chha chha! If he chwalking on chwater like this, I’ll begin to chthink he is the Anointed One!
Ehud: Maybe not. But what a foreign policy genius! ChHa chha chha! “Hello, Anointed One? Yes, this is your Lord God Yahweh. Hear me and tremble. Yes, yes, I know its 3 a.m. … ” ChHa chha chha! I crackch myself up!
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 2:15 pm Comments (1) on Tuesday, July 7, 2009
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July 7th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Ah, Joe Biden! The gift that keeps on giving us comedic gold and Obama ulcers.