U.S. Foreign Pol-Assy
The French guy who married the nudie model chanteuse of course is pretty much just expressing conservative French family values. The American is all Democratic hipster. It’s almost like the Clinton co-presidency bodysnatched this administration after all. You can laugh. But what are the broad implications of the G8 horndog initiative?
First, the latest presidential ass-ogling news, compliments of the New York Post, is that the parents of the 17-year-old Brazilian girl in question are incensed that their daughter’s big opportunity to leave the Rio slums and rub shoulders with greatness has resulted in the international ogling of her ass.
“If I were there, I would have boxed their ears,” said Lucia Rodrigues, 37. “They should be ashamed of themselves.”
Patriarch Eduardo Tavares, after finally getting around to seeing the famous photo of his daughter from behind, quickly changed his tune from proud papa to furious father.
“My daughter is not a model and she is not a sex symbol,” he told The Post. “That photograph has ruined my whole family.”
At the Italy summit last week, daughter Mayara Rodrigues Tavares, her long locks flowing over her curvaceous frame, became the momentary focus of the leering leaders as she took her place for an official group photo.
Her father, a night watchman in their home city of Rio de Janeiro has been swamped with interview requests since the photo of his daughter in a little red dress was beamed around the world.
“She is dedicated to helping the poor, not to seducing world leaders,” he ranted. “This is the wrong image of my daughter.”
Her mom added, “She is really skinny and only ever wears pants. Mayara is timid and ashamed of her body. This was the first time in her life that she wore a dress, and it was borrowed from a friend in the shantytown because she doesn’t own one.”
The lefties hate it when the right raises moral issues, and eagerly jump on every righty moral lapse. Hey, we’re all human. Nothing wrong with admiring the scenery. There is the presidential decorum issue, though. And, if you’re not French, then there’s basically being discreet. When there are a zillion photographers around and you’re the leader of the free world. Which basically makes it a question of presidential judgment. Can’t send this guy overseas. If he isn’t bowing and scraping to foreign potentates, writing embarrassing letters and handing out iPods and DVDs, he’s ogling the earnest young do-gooders.
Momentary indiscretion, instinctive gaffe, bad camera angle? Maybe. Though this kinda looks like more of his “better liked” foreign policy, which basically involves forgetting that you’re the leader of the free world, and doing what everyone else does. Everyone else ogles the Brazilian girl, he ogles the Brazilian girl. Everyone else bows to the Saudi king, he bows to the Saudi king. OK, maybe that was just him. Everyone else treats the Iranian mullahs like they are a legitimate government, he treats the mullahs like they are a legitimate government. Everyone else wants America to stop being a superpower and stop making them look bad, he wants America to stop being a superpower and stop making everyone else look bad.
About Bill Clinton, by the way, cruelly raked over the coals by cynical, opportunistic Republican moralists … was it so wrong for the leader of the free world to want a hummer to relieve the stresses of the Oval Office? Well, yeah, when the woman not his wife and young enough to be his daughter was also his junior employee. Then there was the lying under oath part. Well, if the lefties are still PO’d about that impeachment business, they could always try to bring George Bush and Dick Cheney up on charges for trying to keep America safe in wartime. That’s one case where the current president and even the Democratic congressional leadership seem to have remembered their own self-interest and don’t want to be like everyone else, though.
Topics: Clintons, France, Obama, gaffes
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 8:36 am on Monday, July 13, 2009
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July 13th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Oh, how I wish Mama Rodrigues had been there. She’d have had an unmissable target in Obama.
July 14th, 2009 at 2:26 am
Everyone is fixated on this loung lady’s posterior.
Am I the only male who has noticed she’s endowed with a beautiful pair of legs?
Any woman whose calfs have that much definition (and slender ankles) while walking around in what are basically shower togs is blessed. And so are the eyes of male admirers
Bravo, pés bonitos!