Osama bin Bloggin
Look who’s blogging … it’s Osama! Apparently cave life gets a little boring. He’s also tweeting. Pretty savvy for a guy who’s spent the last eight years in a Waziri cave, once you get past, you know, the 14th-century mindset:
The West is a weak, depraved, and indulgent. Watch Trending Topics on Twitter. I rest my case.
@jenny8lee Sometimes, when the henchmen are busy killing cave rats & not looking, I like a nice, thick BLT. So delicious.
Of course, now it much worse. “Come look @ my business [so I can stuff you in burlap sack and collect USA reward.]” Assholes!
@mrskutcher They giving you hard sell! W/ oil money get this all the time. “Come, come look @ my business! Now, buy things! Buy them!”
American idiot DMs me that cat in Spanish is “gato.” So stupid. Even Arabic speakers know English word + ‘O’ = Spanish word.
I like Twitterspace. You can find everything. There is even Spanish cat institute: @CatoInstitute
Mr. Obama will not let me play Pokémon: http://osamabb.blogspot.com… Asshole!
Tweet out! Time to examine terrible depths of Western infidel depravity w/ exhaustive research of Victoria Secret online catalog.
I am learning about what infidel women want by reading this topic of #dontcuffhim Not understanding so much of this.
All Internets talking about this Taylor Fast person. How fast is she? We had Afghan women, VERY fast. We chase them all day no catching.
#dontwifeher if she reveals her wrists or ankles. Is infidel slut in this case.
ee this??!! @SissyWillis right abt me! I know the weak sex! RT @vermontaigne @osamabinbloggin Love the Twitter page background!
So busy planning murders of infidels that I forgot to say prayers AGAIN. Damnit.
make my background full of pink flowers. Women like this.
Danson not on Twitter. I am disappointed by this.
Fucking stinks in here too. Ahmed’s camel ate out of the trash again & got sick. Farting all the time now.
Worst thing about cave: clean clean clean, still dirty dirty dirty. MADE of dirt. So gross.
@anamariecox Your name is Ana. You are a woman, yes? And you curse?!!!!11 Why men are allowing you to talk this way?
Cave is looking like shitcrap. So dirty. Mahmoud is pig. Need @kirstiealley Shark Mop.
Tweet tweet! Hello, infidels!
I predict one of those “Who is this guy” … “Who’s doing this” blogfests over the next couple of days, just like the TOTUS thing. Come on, it’s 2009. I think we all know who the guy with the beard wearing the contents of the linen closet on his head is.
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 9:05 pm on Tuesday, September 15, 2009
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September 16th, 2009 at 12:00 am
Tweets from the Other Side! Hallelujah, proof of the afterlife!