Mountain Makeover
Everybody’s favorite West Virginian savant, Don Surber, has hauled away the lawn ornament he had on blocks (thank you, Cash for Clunkers), straightened the shutters, propped up the porch, got all the chickens back in the coop and otherwise dressed up his site. Which is now decorated with conservative cheesecake.
All the righteous West By God Virginia thunder up the hollers you’ve come to expect, only with a sort of sophisticated big-city, make-that-a-double-espresso-and-the-Times-please air about it.
Welcome, incoming Surberistas. You don’t want to fall behind in the latest terrorist threat news. Ass not what you can do for al-Qaeda … Their only regret is they have one butt to give for their jihad …
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Posted by Jules Crittenden at 8:30 am on Wednesday, September 30, 2009
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