Jon & Octomom Plus 22
Important tabloid news update … Octomom has a crush on Jon Gosselin:
“I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin,” Octo-Mom exclusively told Radaronline.com. Going one step further, Nadya even said: “I think he’s hot!”
OK, this is just something Suleman blurted out when she was ambushed in a parking garage by a guy with a videocam. But think of the possibilities. That’s 8 plus 8 plus her prior 6, split between two dysfunctional households, with a fertility doc who just got bounced from the American Society for Reproductive Medicine. Figure in the plastic surgery and a spiteful Valkyrie coming at sniveling party boy in divorce court, plus a regular running of the paparazzi and periodic galpal busts, and it’s pretty much the Holy Grail of reality TV. If that doesn’t sound crazy enough, I have two words for you: Mom fight.
It would be the spinoff that dominated the genre. An American television phenomenon the likes of which has not been seen since the massively pregnant sitcom behemoth “Happy Days,” which started life as a sickly premature pilot incubated by ”Love, American Style,” and went on to dominate our cultural landscape for two decades with its own massive spinoff brood. This one comes with a built-in next generation.
It all makes the best efforts of a certain Colorado bounder, a.k.a. Balloon Dad, frankly look small, pathetic, grasping.
Speaking of which, it looks like reality wannabe Richard Heene’s about to make the jump to Court TV.
You can watch that, or you can watch this …
Weekly Standard: Kerry’s Colossal Error of Judgment re Afghanistan
The Hill: Helen Thomas to White House re Fox, play nice!
TPM: Pelosi to Senate, our health-care boondoogle will be cheaper.
Politico: CNBC, Reuters fall for climate hoax.
You know, the other national trainwreck. Thanks, Memeorandum, Drudge and Radaronline! Hey, wait a minute, just CNBC and Reuters? I think Politico left out a few …
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Topics: America, TV, moronocy, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:37 pm on Monday, October 19, 2009
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October 20th, 2009 at 7:29 am
LOL Can you try to make that pitch to Fox 25? I think they would be the most likely to be interested.
October 20th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
As soon as I saw the center part in Baloonster’s hair I knew he was the bad guy; I mean it’s right out of central casting.