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Notorious KGB

Vlad chills with Russky rappers, needs an alias. via Boston Herald:

“I have to say that young people involved in these arts in our country give them their own Russian charm,” Putin said in televised remarks Friday night. “Because rap … is being filled with social content, discusses problems of the youth.”

Word. Old gangsta dude’s old school, lays down lines like Poindexter with no rhyme. Nichevo. 50 Kopeck’s already taken by some hard-rapping Ivans, but there’s still …Poot Dogg … Vladye East … P Vladdy … Vodka Ice. Nyet, scratch that last one. Anyway, Vludacris can rap this. Da Boyz N Ivan’s Hood: 

Dobroye utro
at about noon
just thought
Ivan had to be
commie again soon.
I gotta get krunk
before the day begins
before babushka starts
bitchin’ about my oligarch friends
about to go and
damn near went blind.
young Russkys on the path
throwin’ up decadent western gang signs
I went in the house
to get the clip
with my AK
on the side of my hip
I bailed outside
and I pointed my weapon
just as I thought the
urods kept steppin’
jumped in the Lada
hit the juice on my ride
I got Gazprom
Keeps the Euros quiet

Then I let the balalaika play
I was pumping new shit by NKVD
It was Bratva Bratva
at the top of the list.
then I played my own shit
it went something like this

Cruisin’ down Red Square
in my Tochka
Jockin’ the Svetlanas
slappin’ the Olgas
I went to Gorky Park
to get the scoop
knuckleheads out there
cold shooting capitalist hoop

Mercedes pulls up
who can it be
a fresh Mafiya
former KGB
he rolls down the window
and starts to say
its all about raiding that GDP

Cause the boyz in Ivan’s hood
are always hard.
come talkn’ that trash
Da, we’ll pull your card
nichevo in life
but to be Stalinist
don’t quote me malchik
I ain’t said zhit

Bored as hell
and I wanna get ill
so I go to the dacha
where my homeboys chill
fellas out there
trying to make that ruble
I pulled up in a 6-4 Chaika
greeted with a Stoli
and I swill like Yeltsin
take off my shirt
ITAR-TASS starts pantin’
gotta get some Amerikanska
to rock that bodaya
before I left I hit the Limonnaya
Pulled to the White House
get Barry out of the pad
Geek bitch too scared
to make me mad
said something about the mullahs
that I couldn’t believe
so I made him run his stupid-ass missiles
right out of the East
Before he starts talkin’ shit
wouldn’t you know
I reached back like a pimp
and I slapped the O
and Hillary stood up
and started to shout.
so I threw a right cross and
and knocked her old ass out

Cause the boyz in Ivan’s hood
are always hard.
come talkn’ that trash
Da, we’ll pull your card
nichevo with that 
Marxist dialectic
don’t quote me malchik
I ain’t said zhit

Poot-ass trippin’
but it’s all right
Ivan scored on Obamski
he’s gonna fly
Poot-ass fly.

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Topics: Russia, commies, song

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 8:49 am Comments (2) on Wednesday, November 18, 2009

2 Responses to “Notorious KGB”

1. Noel Says:
   November 18th, 2009 at 9:39 am

   Bala laika very much!

2. Grimmy Says:
   November 18th, 2009 at 12:50 pm

   I think KGB Me is still available for Vlady Boy.

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