Archives for the 'Al Stooges of Three' Category
Of Moles and Imams
Published on 2 Dec 2007 at 11:50 pm.
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Copenhagen, Denmark
Farouk:
Achmed, have you seen? Upon al-Internet, news of a British writer who is afraid to use the name ‘Mohammed’ in his children’s story lest he be flogged like the woman of the bear in Khartoum!
Achmed, holding his head, world weary:
Another infidel blasphemer? When does it end?
Meanwhile, in Fatwa News
Published on 5 Oct 2007 at 1:32 am.
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Hamas TV: After a short prayer break, “Tomorrow’s Pioneers” segues to “Fatwas Today.” Close up on your host, Farouk, seated amid the rubble of Hamas TV’s Gaza Studios in a burnt orange Barcalounger. That is to say, an orange Barcalounger that has been burnt.
Farouk:
Salaamu aleikum everybody! Welcome to Fatwas Today! We’ve got a lot to talk about. [...]
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Rock Garden Press Conference
Published on 8 Sep 2007 at 9:52 am.
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Following his 9/11 anniversary speech mocking the Crusader dogs, the Spiritual Head of the As-Yet Unresurrected Caliphate and Sheikh in Chief of Umma Martyrdom Forces faces an adversarial Islamic Press Corps in the Rock Garden.
Sheikh in Chief:
OK, I’ll take some questions now. Hey there, Farouk, I see you have a rocking new keffiyeh … where may I find myself one like that? Heh heh.
Farouk, [...]
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Of Mice, Bees and Men
Published on 16 Jul 2007 at 9:23 am.
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In the rubble of a bullet-splattered apartment building, Gaza City.
Achmed:
Farouk, come see. Upon the television. It is Nahoul the Bee! Every bit as committed to jihad, martyrdom and the destruction of the Zionist entity as was Farfour!
Farouk, thumbing his Blackberry:
Yes, yes, I have seen this bee. Excuse, I am busy.
Chickenjihadi
Published on 15 Jul 2007 at 8:41 am.
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In a flaming Jeep Grand Cherokee, M6 Motorway, northern England.
Farouk:
Achmed, see here upon my iPhone! A video!
Achmed:
Yes, yes, we all know the iPhone has video, you donkey! Now please, Mapquest. We must find that filthy infidel airport soon! How can you remain so obsessed with Paris Hilton at a time like this? … And can you [...]
Eyes Out Now!
Published on 5 Jul 2007 at 9:39 am.
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Bullet-splattered House No. 632, N. Bin Laden St., Unoccupied Baquba, Iraq.
Farouk:
Look what I have seen here, Achmed, on the website of the Herald of Boston. Sheik al-Zawahri calls upon Allah the Merciful to pluck the eyes out of those who do not embrace jihad! Is it not wonderful news?
RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT!!!
Islamic Rat Paradise
Published on 30 Jun 2007 at 12:39 am.
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Bullet-splattered Apartment 222, Hamas Towers, Gaza City:
Achmed:
Farouk, you are weeping. My friend, what is wrong?
Farouk, pointing at the television:
Boo hoo hoo … Farfour! Farfour, noooooooo! The Zionist, his land … He is martyred, Achmed! Farfour is martyred! … Farfoooouuuuuurrrrr!!! Come back, Farfooooooouuuuuuurrrrr!!!
Good Grab!
Published on 17 Jun 2007 at 12:04 am.
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UPDATE from TOL: Israel plans attack on Gaza to crush Hamas. Great idea!
HEADSUP from Gateway: Three come flying out of Lebanon at Kiryat Shemona, five go flying back. Summer’s off to a hot start. I wouldn’t presume to tell the Israelis their business, but I’m not sure they have the ratio of outgoing to incoming right.
Now back [...]
Al-Shrimp Upon Al-Barbiyah
Published on 31 Mar 2007 at 10:58 am.
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Farouk:
Achmed, come see! The Australian Taliban Mohammed Dawood is to be free! He has escaped the clutches of the hated Crusaders in their gulag at Guantanamo!
Achmed:
But this is marvelous! Al-Eskinner Kangarooiyah is free? He of al-Land Downunderiyah? How has he accomplished this?
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Fun with Google Earth
Published on 23 Mar 2007 at 12:22 pm.
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Farouk:
Do you see what I have found upon al-Internet, Achmed! Upon Google Earth, pictures of our neighborhood!
Achmed:
Don’t be ridiculous! No infidels have been anywhere near here to make photographs.
Farouk:
No, it is taken from the heavens, by the spy satellite of the hated Crusaders! Look, is that not you herding the goats?
Cave 321-B, North Waziristan
Published on 20 Mar 2007 at 2:48 am.
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Farouk:
Achmed, have you seen this? On the filthy Zionist site of the Web that is called MEMRI. Instructions for the Jihad of American blogosphere!
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The Pitch
Published on 7 Dec 2006 at 10:21 pm.
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Farouk: “So, Mr. Akbar … Ali … do you mind if I call you Ali? … So, there’s this evil Jewish Queen, and she’s lives across the hall from these three wacky Muslim guys in New York … “
Ali Akbar: “Evil Jewish Queen, three Muslim guys … wacky. Are they cab drivers?”
Farouk: “Sure, they’re cab [...]
Pork-Gobbling Crusader Dog Starts Blogging
Published on 14 Nov 2006 at 9:01 pm.
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During a lull in al-Qaeda blogging operations, Cave 13F, North Waziristan.
Achmed:
My brothers, have you see this? A new filthy Crusader blog is soiling al-Internet! The Jules Crittenden of al-Boston Herald in Amerikiyah!
Farouk:
What kind of name is this, Joo’less Kree’tindin?
Ali:
An alcohol-swilling infidel pig’s name, what do you think, you donkey!
Achmed:
Wait, I think I know of this [...]
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Al-Stooges of Three
Published on 12 Nov 2006 at 9:19 am.
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During a lull between smart bombings, Jihadi sniper post 13, Ramadi.
Achmed:
My brothers did you see this news?A great victory! The Pelosi has defeated the Bush of Amerikiyah!
Farouk:
But Achmed, why do we care when the Christian dogs squabble among themselves?
Achmed:
Because the enemy of my friend … no, wait … the friend of my brother-in-law … no, [...]
