Archives for the 'ancient mysteries' Category
Bring Out Yer Dead Royals
Published on 29 May 2008 at 10:14 pm.
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Filed under Britain, ancient mysteries.
Stonehenge as royal burial ground? Could be. You gotta stick your dead royals somewhere. I prefer to think of the old rockpile as Party Town. I bet they had a big party whenever the king bought the farm.
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It Takes A Hummer Village
Published on 22 May 2008 at 9:52 am.
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Filed under Britain, America, oil, Neanderthals, filthy Crusader pigs, cars, ancient mysteries.
Hummer Village of Norwood is where you go if you want to buy a Hummer in Massachusetts. We sent Mike Underwood there for a story on gas prices and people who don’t give a damn. They offered him a Hummer for a day. No “hummer” jokes please. I already made them all, until Underwood begged […]
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Politically Incorrect Usage
Published on 4 May 2008 at 9:04 am.
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Filed under linguistics, ancient mysteries.
Greek Lesbians sue to prevent Greek lesbians from misappropriating the word “lesbian.” Reuters via Andrew Bolt:
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Good Turn Returned
Published on 1 May 2008 at 9:02 pm.
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Filed under ancient mysteries, Boy Scouts.
A Boy Scout’s good deed returning a wallet with $800 in it brings his own missing wallet back to him. Sounds like a Saturday Evening Post cover, but it’s true. Grand Rapids Press:
Dino Poo
Published on 30 Apr 2008 at 11:24 pm.
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Filed under ancient mysteries.
Gets $960 at auction. An Ohio poo professional scored at the Bonhams New York auction. I think they could have got a lot more for it on eBay.* Akron Beacon-Journal:
Channeling Lawrence
Published on 28 Apr 2008 at 7:30 am.
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Filed under ancient mysteries, Arabs.
“Do not try to do too much with your own hands. Better the Arabs do it tolerably than that you do it perfectly. It is their war, and you are to help them, not to win it for them.”
Bateman takes this currently stylish T.E. Lawrence quote and does the scholarly archaeology to put the charming artifact and […]
Age of Discrimination
Published on 16 Apr 2008 at 11:30 pm.
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Filed under pols, ancient mysteries.
Murtha re McCain: He’s too old to be president. McCain re Murtha: Shut up, you old geezer. OK, that’s not exactly how he said it. Reuters:
Just Ask Don
Published on 5 Apr 2008 at 7:36 am.
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How many lies can a Clinton tell if a Clinton is quoted 5 times? West by God Virginia’s own holler sophisticate mulls and answers these and other questions. His deep thots re monkey chauvinism, koala evolution, school choice and the upside of global warming … brisket of Turner?
An Ear for an Ear
Published on 28 Mar 2008 at 7:50 am.
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Filed under law & order, filthy Crusader pigs, justice, ancient mysteries.
Ancient justice advocated for a Finnish tourist’s vandalism of ancient mystery statues on Easter Island. via Boston Herald:
Party Town Rocks
Published on 31 Jan 2007 at 1:49 am.
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Filed under beer, sex, Britain, ancient mysteries.
My father-in-law is a mountain of a man, a big gruff old New England fisherman whose people came across from Scotland to Nova Scotia God knows when, then down to New England, whaling, fishing, firefighting, moving rocks around. He’s got the biggest hands I’ve ever seen. I found him placing stones in a stone wall […]
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