Archives for the 'Boston' Category

Pound Of Flesh

Published on 4 Mar 2009 at 10:06 pm. No Comments.
Filed under Boston, crime, food, shameless opportunism.

Sought from restaurant-scamming tooth fraud. Boston Herald.

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Skipping School To Kill

Published on 4 Mar 2009 at 11:08 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Boston, crime.

Prosecutor re teen girl’s murder indictment. Boston Herald.

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From Baghdad To Beantown

Published on 17 Dec 2008 at 8:50 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under Boston, Saddam, lawyers.

Look who’s in town. Ramsey Clark, former U.S. attorney general and champion of persecuted public servants everywhere, is fronting for Boston City Councilor/Hungarian porn enthusiast Chuck Turner. Boston Herald:  

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Making It In Massachusetts

Published on 17 Dec 2008 at 1:22 am. No Comments.
Filed under Boston, hacks.

They carry thousands of commuters everyday, but 54 MBTA bus drivers, train and trolley operators and others who failed drug and alcohol tests since 2006 are still on the road, on the rails and on the job. Boston Herald: Two-strike policy works for workers … straphangers ride at their own peril.
Meanwhile, that state of emergency Gov. [...]

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Published on 10 Dec 2008 at 8:43 am. No Comments.
Filed under Boston, Obama, media, pols.

Let’s hear it for a two-newspaper town! While the Globe (see below) chews the end of its pencil over what to do with all the Obamists who have not quite woken up and discovered their guy doesn’t need them for another four years, the Boston Herald brings you the harsh realities of politics, all of which are [...]

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Panhandler Accepted

Published on 9 Dec 2008 at 11:49 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Boston, media, moronocy.

By the compassionmongers* on Morrissey Boulevard, aka the Boston Globe, where they are celebrating economic diversity at Morton and Blue Hill and other panhandler-plagued intersections: 

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Not To Be Outdone

Published on 9 Dec 2008 at 11:47 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Boston, media, pervs.

The Boston Herald chimes in with its own commute-related compassionfest. It’s Margery Egan, Riding on the Gropemobile: 

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Do As We Say …

Published on 6 Dec 2008 at 8:58 am. No Comments.
Filed under Boston, illegals.

Boston’s border control chief busted … for hiring illegals! Howie puts it best:
This town really does need an enema.
How corrupt has Boston become when we now have illegal alien maids from Brazil wearing wires against six-figure federal immigration officials?
Come on down, Lorraine Henderson … She’s only been here in Boston since December 2003 but it’s safe [...]

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Cattle Cars

Published on 5 Dec 2008 at 7:30 am. No Comments.
Filed under Boston.

Boston’s MBTA is trying out cars with just four seats … elderly and disabled, theoretically … so they can pack more commuters in. One problem. The Red Line is already a prime grope zone, and SRO cars could be … grope magnets.

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We Can Do This The Hard Way

Published on 28 Nov 2008 at 7:53 am. No Comments.
Filed under Boston, hacks.

Or we can do it the usual way. Tax-cutting Ballot Question 1 failed thanks to the massively financed hack union “reckless” campaign. Do-nothing Statehouse stickyfingers still need to cut $1.4 billion to maintain business as usual, but they get to do it their way. That means it will be … business as usual. Obama Jr. starts [...]

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From The Airport That Brought You 9/11

Published on 26 Nov 2008 at 8:17 am. 4 Comments.
Filed under Boston, al qaeda, cops, moronocy, terrorists.

Fed wannabe/medical supplies salesman flashed his assistant harbormaster badge, told the airline ticket agents and the state trooper at Boston’s Logan International he was an armed Homeland Security agent, and was escorted around TSA security checks onto the plane, where the flight crew helpfully pointed out who the air marshals were, FBI charges. Affidavit says imposter who claimed to [...]

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Important Herald Poll

Published on 25 Nov 2008 at 8:28 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Boston, pols.

Herald Pulse
When caught on TV news with your zipper down, should you address it or zip it up and move on?  

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What’s This World Coming To?

Published on 23 Nov 2008 at 8:45 am. No Comments.
Filed under Boston, money, pols.

Howie Carr on the sorry state of rottenness in Boston. Don’t these corrupt pols know about bagmen? Boston Herald: 

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Slumber Interrupted

Published on 22 Nov 2008 at 7:47 am. No Comments.
Filed under Boston, money, pols.

When the feds busted him on the job. Boston City Councilor Chuck Turner was picked up in his City Hall office, sawing logs. Feds say he went down cheap. It was 1,000 bucks to “take the wife to dinner and . . . have some fun.” Boston Herald. Chuck says he objects to being tried in the [...]

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War Crimes/Hungarian Porn Activist Busted

Published on 21 Nov 2008 at 10:40 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Boston, crime, pols, porn.

In fed bribery sting. Boston Herald. Boston City Councilor Chuck Turner is seen here in Government Exhibit B:

It isn’t the first time he’s been taken in. The cash, the secret camera and the indictment are new twists, though.
You’ll recall Chuck Turner as the city councilor who, with the help of local “activist” Sadiki Kambon, got the Boston [...]

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Pay As We Say

Published on 21 Nov 2008 at 8:26 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Boston, cars, hacks.

Not as they don’t. Toll-hiking, gas-taxing Massachusetts hacks don’t pay the tolls, taxes, insurance or car payments. They charge it all to their campaigns, then collect the generous state per diems they vote for themselves. Boston Herald, Free Rides For Pols:

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We’re No 1!

Published on 14 Nov 2008 at 9:59 pm. 5 Comments.
Filed under Boston.

Boston City Hall … the Ugliest Building in the World. Boston Herald: 

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It Was A Dirty Job

Published on 5 Nov 2008 at 10:55 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under Boston, literary, media.

But someone had to do it.* One of my favorite Globies, iconclastic freethinker Alex Beam, has a book out and a signing upcoming in Cambridge.  “A Great Idea At The Time” is the history of the Great Books series and the debates that went into choosing them, “all fifty-four volumes of them… purporting to encompass all [...]

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Scary Boston Gossip Bitches* for McCain-Palin

Published on 4 Nov 2008 at 8:11 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Boston, Hollywood, media.

Boston Herald’s Inside Track: A vote for McCain-Palin is a vote to send Alec Baldwin to France again. 

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Rightwing Conspiracy’s Secret Source

Published on 3 Nov 2008 at 11:00 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Boston, Obama.

Who leaked? Obama. Times of London:

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Closer

Published on 3 Nov 2008 at 9:49 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under Boston, McCain, baseball, cops.

McCain teams up with Sox starter Curt Schilling, another old guy who hung in when it mattered, to finish it. Boston Herald: 

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Five Questions, 10 Answers

Published on 2 Nov 2008 at 11:03 am. 6 Comments.
Filed under Boston, media, pols.

Five questions the Boston Globe says this election will answer, followed by Howie’s five reasons not to vote for Obama and Marjorie’s five reasons not to vote for McCain at the Boston Herald. Make that 10 questions and 15 answers, because I answered the Globe with five questions of my own. Gray ladies first: 

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Hey Sport

Published on 1 Nov 2008 at 1:05 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under Boston.

This tab’s for you. Herald’s Joe Fitz on an upscale Beantown deadbeat: 

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Beantown Traditions

Published on 31 Oct 2008 at 9:01 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under Boston, boobs, crime, money, pols.

Alive and well as convicted tax cheat, lately spotted stuffing cash into her bra, vows to fight for her seat. She has to … that, kickbacks and campaign donations are her only source of income and let’s face it, the girl’s in her 50s and not exactly accustomed to work. Anyway, Massachusetts governemtn has long [...]

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Busted!

Published on 29 Oct 2008 at 7:59 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Boston, crime, pols.

You may have heard one of our local solons was hauled off by the FBI yesterday. That’s State Sen. Dianne Wilkerson, seen here in Government Exhibit D, stuffing money in her bra. 

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Keep The Feith

Published on 23 Oct 2008 at 8:05 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Boston, Iraq, history.

Former Under Secretary of Defense for Policy Douglas Feith is on stage at the Ford Hall Forum* tonight. I get to moderate. Old South Meeting House on Washington Street, 6:30 p.m. Expect critics. His book, “War and Decision” is an excellent, highly readable narrative of the development of war policy post-9/11, with a lot of the history leading [...]

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Patrick, Obama, ACORN and My Tax Dollars

Published on 22 Oct 2008 at 12:15 pm. No Comments.
Filed under Boston, Obama, pols.

Yeah, it’s a big orbit, maybe 3000 miles and two decades from DC to Chicago to Boston, but they all come together, in my wallet.
Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick and Barack Obama like letting people know how much like each other they are. Turns out its true. Want a template for an Obama administration? Look no [...]

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Kerry Humor Evolves

Published on 21 Oct 2008 at 11:34 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Boston, pols.

From botched to borrowed. Boston Herald: 

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Lagos, Meet Whitey Bulger

Published on 6 Oct 2008 at 10:29 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Boston, Internet, money.

Gotta love those Nigerian Internet scammers. Sitting around all day, trying to come up with a good angle, writing letters so bad that anyone who falls for them deserves to lose all their $$$ in Lagos. But this one came from “Robert S. Mueller, Director FBI.” 
Obviously this guy doesn’t know much about the FBI’s reputation around here. 

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Thanks, Guys, And Good Night

Published on 6 Oct 2008 at 12:01 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under Boston, media.

They got the paper out. Boston Herald’s Gelzo salutes them as we take another step away from tradition in this brave new world of news. The Herald presses roar for the last time tonight, then we’re out of the printing business. 

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Summer of Sam Rockefeller

Published on 3 Oct 2008 at 11:50 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Boston.

The international man of mystery also known as Clark Rockefeller gave us a heck of a summer potboiler. The surprises never end with Crock, aka Christian Karl Gerhardstreiter, who manages to startle every time he pops out, like a freakish Bavarian cuckoo clock.
Not satisfied with just passing himself off as an American blueblood with a kraut accent, he did it by [...]

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Yee Ha!

Published on 1 Oct 2008 at 11:17 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Boston, law & order.

Head ‘em up, move ‘em out! Boston Herald:
A well-turned-out Texan and his stunning stiletto-heeled wife pleaded not guilty yesterday to charges they acted like boorish buckaroos while guests of the luxurious Boston Harbor Hotel, allegedly attacking police and berating staff with racist slurs.
The Rowes Wharf rodeo was allegedly precipitated by the lovers locking horns at [...]

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Great American Newspaper

Published on 30 Sep 2008 at 8:31 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under Boston, McCain, media.

Endorses McCain. It’s an experience, steady hand on the helm, unwavering in adversity, bi-partisanship thing, proven from Hanoi to Washington DC. “There is no room for a naif in the Oval Office.” Boston Herald: 
Another sobering start to an exceedingly sobering week - but one which points to the need for a political leader who is [...]

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Pahk Your Ka

Published on 17 Sep 2008 at 9:05 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Boston, Europe, cars.

Instapundit links to this fond review of the Ka, a Ford Euromodel. We have lots of kas around here. We pahk them in Hahvahd Yahd. This one looks like a bumperka, except it doesn’t look like it could take a hit. 

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JFKlueless in ‘08

Published on 17 Sep 2008 at 8:47 am. No Comments.
Filed under Boston, pols.

Kennedy wannabe still running against George Bush. Sounds so … 2004. Somebody better tell him pointing out that he lost his party’s sure thing four years ago might not be the best 2008 campaign line.* Boston Globe:  

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Underdog

Published on 15 Sep 2008 at 8:13 am. No Comments.
Filed under Boston, sports.

I’m not a huge sports fan, but I like a good story line. New England Pats have one. Pats get a win over Favre’s Jets with Backup QB Matt Cassel, underdog in for an injured Brady, in his first start since high school. Cassel finally gets some respect. Boston Herald’s Tomase, Cassel stands tall:

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Redemption Song

Published on 27 Aug 2008 at 9:19 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Boston, military.

Hero with a dark past makes good, in Afghanistan and back home. The decorated National Guardsman combat vet who saved a critically injured motorcyclist’s life is an ex-cop who did time for assaulting his girlfriend. Commenters at the Herald site think it’s unfair to note that past, but at least a couple seem to get there’s a bigger story [...]

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Mass Dems to McCain: Mitt Please

Published on 27 Aug 2008 at 7:54 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Boston, pols.

Best chance for Hairplugs and Charm … sorry, I meant hope and change … is McCain/Romney. Mass Dems want Mitt for veep. Boston Herald:  

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Johnny On The Spot

Published on 26 Aug 2008 at 3:58 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under Boston, booze, cars, military.

Four-time Iraq/Afghan vet John Melson happens on scene, applies a tourniquet to save a biker’s life after his leg is ripped off in a head-on collision with a probation officer, who was driving the wrong way and is now charged with DWI. Boston Herald: 

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Crock 1, Globe 0

Published on 24 Aug 2008 at 8:41 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under Boston, Germans, clowns, media.

Sunday’s a great day for a thumbsucker, and this one’s highly informative. News quiz:
Q: How many Boston Globe reporters does it take to bungle a Crockefeller softball interview?
A: Three, apparently. The story’s a bit of a snooze but the vid is worth clicking on for the tutorial it offers in slow-pitch interviewing techniques, in which the reporters [...]

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Cut The Cheese

Published on 21 Aug 2008 at 7:25 am. No Comments.
Filed under Boston, crime, punishment.

The Cheeseman must diet. The reputed Boston mobster/fromagier has been given doctor’s orders he can’t refuse: Lose the gouda or else. It’s like he woke up with a hogshead in the bed next to him. Boston Herald, “Live and Let Diet.”

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Math Problem

Published on 20 Aug 2008 at 10:06 am. No Comments.
Filed under Boston, lawyers, media.

You might need to use all your fingers to add this one up. Here we go. How is it possible that the Boston Globe, when it wrote this glowing Aug. 13 profile of Crockefeller lawyer Stephen Hrones, “Lone Defender“ …
A week after he began defending one of the most vilified criminal suspects in the country, Stephen B. [...]

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Humble Trainwreck Hero

Published on 31 May 2008 at 9:17 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Boston, Boy Scouts, courage.

Is an Eagle Scout. Mom read the trapped woman’s account of an anonymous hero who stayed with her in the smoke-filled train, called up and said, “That’s my boy.” El Heraldo:  

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Trainwreck Hero

Published on 30 May 2008 at 9:26 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Boston.

An MBTA train operator was killed and a number of passengers injured, including one woman who was trapped directly behind the driver when one Green Line trolley rear-ended another during rush hour Wednesday. Even as the wrecked trolley filled with smoke and other passengers ran, one man stayed with the trapped woman. Now she wants to thank him, [...]

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Sox Fan’s Face vs. Yanks Fan’s Fist

Published on 13 May 2008 at 12:10 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under Boston, baseball.

Sox fan’s face wins the fight. Whiny Yanks fan wins the $$$. Boston Herald: 

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Get Me Outta Here!

Published on 12 May 2008 at 8:52 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Boston.

 
Last week, it was the plaintive plea for a super-sized toilet. This week, the Cheeseman shows he’s willing to submit to any indignity to get sprung. Boston Herald:

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The Cheeseman Departeth

Published on 8 May 2008 at 9:33 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Boston, moronocy.

The Boston mob has been a laughingstock for decades. There was the wiretapping of an Omerta ceremony in Medford. Lame-o. There was the taking down of the old school Italians by a murderous Irish upstart drug dealer/extortionist working in concert with the FBI. The murderous Irish upstart also ended up taking down the local FBI [...]

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Top-Rated Sexy Sox Girls

Published on 28 Apr 2008 at 9:42 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under Boston, baseball, feminism, moronocy, sex.

Another Herald editor was talking to someone in Red Sox marketing a while back who reported women are a hot segment of the booming Sox fan base. Apparently so:

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Come To Boston

Published on 16 Apr 2008 at 9:26 am. No Comments.
Filed under Boston, religion.

Gelzo at Boston Herald to Ben XVI: 

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Valiant Effort

Published on 14 Apr 2008 at 7:36 am. 4 Comments.
Filed under Boston, baseball.

 
Yankee minions on their knees in five-hour effort to unearth a Sox jersey planted under two feet of concrete, while Yanks rookie chokes at Fenway. A loyal Red Sox Nation partisan, deep behind enemy lines, had attempted to curse the Evil Empire’s new Death Star. Did it fail? We’ll the NY Post tell the tale: 

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