Jules Crittenden

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God bless you, Mr. Brounwater

Published on 24 Apr 2008 at 8:08 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under anthronerdism, al qaeda, military, law & order, sex, nerds, pervs, moronocy, human organs, punishment, porn, boobs, Neanderthals, BS, Bums, Taliban, incompetence, Jihad, filthy Crusader pigs, Nazis, dummkopf!, opportunity, western civilization, transsexuals, nude, mockery.

Representative Paul Broun, R-Ga, wants to define nudity and ban government employees (specifically, military members) from spending their money on it. His Bill has 16 co-sponsors.
Up in heaven, Kurt Vonnegut laughs.

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G.I. Hill

Published on 3 Apr 2008 at 10:39 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under military, Clintons, BS.

Here’s that weird one about Hillary wanting to join the Marines or the Army or some uniformed branch of the military-industrial complex in 1975, at age 27, possibly as an alternative with marriage to Bill. Did she have him figured out yet or was it life in Arkansas that looked bleaker? Maybe just testing the jarheads’ commitment […]

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War is Hill

Published on 27 Mar 2008 at 7:41 am. 6 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, BS.

Grizzled old vet Sgt. Hill recounts a dodgy moment, flying into sniper-plagued Tuzla on a wing and a prayer.
War ain’t over yet, kid. There’s still snipers in them hills. Hell-for-Leather Hill hits some flak, loses altitude. But the kid, a fresh-faced, wide-eyed lad barely old enough to shave who still think its all about apple pie and shafting Grandma, he […]

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Hillary’s War

Published on 25 Mar 2008 at 8:51 am. 8 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, BS.

UPDATE: Change of subject please. Hill tells Trib-Review, I would not have had spritual relations with that man.

Hillary dodging sniper fire in Tuzla, Bosnia, 1996. Note look of terror on traumatized young Chelsea’s face as her mother bravely throws herself on the children to shield them with her body. Hang on, I miswrote …

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US, UK = Russia, PRC

Published on 2 Jan 2008 at 8:50 am. 13 Comments.
Filed under Russia, China, GWOT, USA, Britain, BS.

As surveillance-rating group fails to tell the difference. Here’s your world:

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P.S. We Effed Up

Published on 1 Dec 2007 at 8:06 pm. 10 Comments.
Filed under media, BS.

Fourteen pages in, after bashing his critics and going to pains to show how responsible he was, Foer informs us he has been irresponsible and bails on Beauchamp:

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For As Long As the Grass Will Grow

Published on 9 Oct 2007 at 9:46 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under BS.

The BS will flow. Tribal elder Ward Churchill to impart wisdom again at CU. Only these won’t be the white man’s classes.

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