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Cart

Published on 20 Jun 2009 at 5:44 pm. No Comments.
Filed under cars.

It’s the other side of Iowahawk, as he sets aside the razor-sharp cudgel of his merciless wit and opens up, revealing the gentle, sensitive motorhead within. You sense the tranquility of a search for deeper meaning satisfied by a quest that never ends. It’s Iowahawk waxing metaphysical about cars, car art and the art that is cars.
Some times [...]

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Free Cars For Welfare Recipients!

Published on 7 May 2009 at 12:30 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under cars, money, pols.

Welcome to Massachusetts! Vroom vroom!
(Republican meanspiritedness alert. NSF bleeding-heart libs).

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Transportation Reform, Massachusetts Style

Published on 7 Apr 2009 at 12:00 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under Boston, cars, illegals, law & order, moronocy.

Includes a measure to give drivers licenses to illegal aliens. Boston Herald. Commentary on that and other local moronocy (with fun Truther-mocking art) via my pal Michael Graham.

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Genuwine Guvmint Warrantee

Published on 30 Mar 2009 at 1:43 pm. 5 Comments.
Filed under Obama, cars.

So when the GM or Chrysler dealership tells you it’s not covered, you don’t have to waste any time being uselessly angry at some faceless corporate behemoth in Detroit anymore. Obama:
It is my hope that the steps I am announcing today will go a long way towards answering many of the questions people may have [...]

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US Motors

Published on 30 Mar 2009 at 7:53 am. 10 Comments.
Filed under Obama, cars.

GM Ceo Wagoner resigns at Obama’s behest. Politico. Well, as $9.4 billion stakeholders thanks to a Bush admin bailout, with GM hopping to Obama’s tune in hopes of 16.6 billion more, I guess it’s our failing auto company now. I wouldn’t mind seeing a planeload of financial whizkids from Bangalore to light an outsourcing fire under the overpaid, under-performing whiners of [...]

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The Brakes Of Wrath

Published on 13 Mar 2009 at 10:34 pm. No Comments.
Filed under America, cars, literary.

It looked like a Coen Brothers knockoff at first. Fargo. AP: 3 execs, 81 cars missing from a Nebraska car dealership. Some of the cars have turned up at auction, elsewhere. Employees show up to an empty lot. The owner and a couple of execs are wanted on suspicion of theft.
Then I realized it was Steinbeck, updated. Neo-dustbowl, [...]

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Bad Emissions

Published on 26 Jan 2009 at 6:36 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Obama, cars, warmalism.

From the White House, as Obama is set to approve a dumb measure to make cars more expensive to satisfy Left Coast enviro-extremists at the worst possible time for auto industry. Tougher standards aimed at saving the planet as opposed to something useful like just cutting smog, even though, as noted warmalist James “Hot for Gaia” Lovelock pointed [...]

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Unrelated, Different

Published on 13 Dec 2008 at 10:53 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under America, cars.

Fred Barnes at Weekly Standard on the other American auto industry. The foreign makes built here. Not looking for handouts: 

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Euro Setback

Published on 13 Dec 2008 at 10:28 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Europe, France, cars.

Sarkozy’s been great lately, thumbing his nose at the Iranians, almost like he wants to show certain Euro-centric Americans how cowboy diplomacy is done.  It’s back to traditional Euro values now, though, as the Sarkozy government sits on an inconvenient finding that electric cars are a waste of time. Financial Times: 

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Pay As We Say

Published on 21 Nov 2008 at 8:26 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Boston, cars, hacks.

Not as they don’t. Toll-hiking, gas-taxing Massachusetts hacks don’t pay the tolls, taxes, insurance or car payments. They charge it all to their campaigns, then collect the generous state per diems they vote for themselves. Boston Herald, Free Rides For Pols:

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Monster Limo!

Published on 12 Nov 2008 at 1:37 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under Obama, cars, warmalism.

 
Sounds like it could be a heck of an arena event. But it’s also a policy issue for Climate Czar-in-waiting Al Gore to sink his teeth into. “Cadillac One.” Obama’s, now being built … more “monstrous” than Bush’s. Boston Herald: 

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Joe The Plumber, Free At Last!

Published on 4 Nov 2008 at 8:40 am. 4 Comments.
Filed under cars, cops, pols.

Skittish cops let him off with a warning, when they could have whacked him with a $123 speeding ticket.  Toledo Blade:

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Roadtrip

Published on 3 Nov 2008 at 10:48 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under al qaeda, booze, cars, drugs, money, pols.

Iowahawk and Blair, tripping on LSD. Hey, is that photographic evidence blacked out or is it just the tinfoil hood on my computer? Blair, in a Mustang out of Minnesota, takes a gander at the view of Guantanamo: 

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Car Crash

Published on 2 Oct 2008 at 1:50 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under cars, pols.

Waiting to happen. Boston Herald re the Great Palin-Biden Debate ‘08: 

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Pahk Your Ka

Published on 17 Sep 2008 at 9:05 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Boston, Europe, cars.

Instapundit links to this fond review of the Ka, a Ford Euromodel. We have lots of kas around here. We pahk them in Hahvahd Yahd. This one looks like a bumperka, except it doesn’t look like it could take a hit. 

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Johnny On The Spot

Published on 26 Aug 2008 at 3:58 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under Boston, booze, cars, military.

Four-time Iraq/Afghan vet John Melson happens on scene, applies a tourniquet to save a biker’s life after his leg is ripped off in a head-on collision with a probation officer, who was driving the wrong way and is now charged with DWI. Boston Herald: 

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Paris on the Potomac

Published on 7 Aug 2008 at 10:38 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under cars, celeb, pols.

Pointy-headed analysts weigh in on heirhead’s energy plan, say Paris Hilton makes sense. Boston Herald:

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It Takes A Hummer Village

Published on 22 May 2008 at 9:52 am. 4 Comments.
Filed under America, Britain, Neanderthals, ancient mysteries, cars, hated Crusaders, oil.

Hummer Village of Norwood is where you go if you want to buy a Hummer in Massachusetts. We sent Mike Underwood there for a story on gas prices and people who don’t give a damn. They offered him a Hummer for a day. No “hummer” jokes please. I already made them all, until Underwood begged [...]

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Palate Cleanser

Published on 26 Apr 2008 at 1:22 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under cars, explosives, jets, sex.

I dunno how the day’s posts ended up all moral and righteous.  Quick mindless vid fix compliments of Theo, who’s got fun with cars, fun with jets, fun with high explosives, and fun with lingerie. The only thing missing is fun with booze, but you can’t have everything.  How about some more fun with lingerie, and [...]

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Public Safety Issues

Published on 17 Apr 2008 at 12:05 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under Iraq, cars.

Iraq cracks down on seat belt scofflaws. NYT: 

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Masterpiece Theatre

Published on 6 Apr 2008 at 10:25 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under Britain, cars.

Is supposed to be showing the great classics of Brit TV. So how come we don’t get this? Porsche Boxster and Mercedes SLK55 AMG roadtested vs. Irish Guards.  Is there a reason why this hasn’t been ripped off by the Military Channel yet? 
Previously:
Toyota 4×4 vs Dogsled to the North Pole
Range Rover vs. Challenger Tank
Great Eurorace

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Sharia Traffic Law

Published on 4 Apr 2008 at 10:54 pm. 5 Comments.
Filed under Britain, Islam, cars, moronocy.

The Sex Pistols couldn’t have been more wrong. It’s Sharia in the UK, as a Scottish court accepts the demands of two wives and a restaurant as the reason why Mohammed Anwar needed to put everyone else’s life in danger, by doing 64 in a 30 mph zone. Daily Mail. 

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Range Rover vs. Challenger Tank

Published on 24 Mar 2008 at 8:35 am. 4 Comments.
Filed under Britain, cars, tanks.

Stop, click, view now. Laugh riot off-road test loaded with thrills and spills, even more audacious and astonishing than the great EuroRace. Though if that tank commander would pop up on his machine gun, this competition would be over a lot sooner.

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Great EuroRace

Published on 21 Mar 2008 at 8:01 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under Europe, cars, jets.

Must view at Theo’s. Bugatti Veyron vs. Eurofighter Typhoon.

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