Archives for the 'celeb' Category
Trainwreck News
Published on 30 Sep 2008 at 10:42 pm.
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Filed under celeb, pols, sex.
The Other McCain sagely notes you can never go wrong blogging about hot celebs … I prefer to call them “Trainwreck-Americans,” thanks … and steers us to The Sun’s important Britney Spears Sex Tape report.
Hilton in Oh ‘12
Published on 14 Sep 2008 at 10:14 am.
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Damn, that woman’s looking more presidential by the minute. Important news as Paris hones her resume for 2012, with an ‘08 campaign roundup on the critical inexperience/charm issues. Boston Herald:
Paris on the Potomac
Published on 7 Aug 2008 at 10:38 pm.
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Filed under cars, celeb, pols.
Pointy-headed analysts weigh in on heirhead’s energy plan, say Paris Hilton makes sense. Boston Herald:
Hanoi Jane for Qom Obama
Published on 3 Apr 2008 at 7:11 am.
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Anyone surprised? Paparazzi vid.
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Love for Obama
Published on 26 Jan 2008 at 10:35 am.
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Filed under GWOT, Hollywood, celeb, pols.
Inspired by visit to troops whose sacrifices Obama would like to waste? I don’t get it, but Scarlett Johansson is an actress, and they are hired to read scripts convincingly, not write them.
Cut
Published on 23 Jan 2008 at 6:33 am.
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Heath Ledger: “I feel like I’m wasting time if I repeat myself.”
Paris Unchained
Published on 28 Jun 2007 at 10:04 am.
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UPDATE: Vote for your favorite Hoosegow Honey.
Quick show of hands. Who wants Paris Hilton to find Jesus, become a better person? Paris emerges from the slammer sounding like Gandhi, or maybe the Rev. Martin Luther Mandela. Well, not exactly, but she’s trying.
The Pious Life
Published on 11 Jun 2007 at 11:26 am.
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Filed under celeb, crime, punishment, shameless self-promotion.
Paris calls Barbara from jail. Like so many crims, Paris has had a religious awakening behind bars:
Victim of Society
Published on 8 Jun 2007 at 11:50 pm.
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Filed under celeb, law & order.
I may be a heartless bastard, and a tabloid vulture to boot. But like the lefties like to say about murderers, rapists, etc., society made her what she is. High society, in her case.
Dateline Paris
Published on 8 Jun 2007 at 8:15 am.
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Filed under celeb, law & order.
You’ve seen all the dumb articles, now here’s the mindsucking vid. compliments of Becks in comments.
OK, so you just read the vapid headlines. Here’s the full spectrum of Hilton coverage:
More Attention
Published on 30 May 2007 at 9:01 am.
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Filed under celeb, pols.
Details on the train wreck of the ”Attention Whore.” A history of how she immediately turned on her allies. Politico:
Division within anti-war movements is nothing new, which Sheehan knows—she helped foster some of it.
Yea, Verily, Shall Ye Stuff the Dead Stripper in There
Published on 27 Feb 2007 at 11:23 pm.
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One of John Hawks’ local TV news guys treats John Cameron’s Jesus Tomb project with all due solemnity, piety, etc:
My first reaction, I thought they should take the bones, put them back in the box, pop in Anna Nicole Smith, and put them back in the tomb.
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Walking While Blonde
Published on 27 Feb 2007 at 12:09 am.
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Someone told animal rights activist Pamela Anderson* her sheepskin boots were made of sheepskin. Caught walking while blonde, she takes her Uggs off.
I think Jessica Simpson still has her, though.
Thanks Tim, for this important development.
Michelle: Dumb and Dhimmi. Blondes get no respect!
Ace: Grateful for evidence of advanced moronbrain status!
*Real people have fake blonde hair! And other stuff!
More Gore
Published on 26 Feb 2007 at 12:40 pm.
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Filed under celeb, pols, warmglob.
Still feeling globally warm and fuzzy after the Goracle’s trip to the mountaintop? Drop by his house.
Gore’s mansion, located in the posh Belle Meade area of Nashville, consumes more electricity every month than the average American household uses in an entire year, according to the Nashville Electric Service.
Inconvenient, if true: Gore’s electrical usage has jumped [...]
Oscar Goreming
Published on 26 Feb 2007 at 1:03 am.
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Filed under celeb, pols, warmglob.
I’m not sure if this is a spoof. Washington Post:
FDR, Hitler … Natural Allies!
Published on 22 Feb 2007 at 1:49 am.
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Filed under Iran, celeb, media.
Got to hand it to the Iranians. They know their audience. The charm offensive continues with unnamed senior Iranian official kissyface with Christiane Amanpour. It’s got a coy kind of 1940s spy thriller noire thing going on:
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Playmate Curse
Published on 20 Feb 2007 at 1:52 am.
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Live fast, die young.
The selection of Anna Nicole Smith as a Playboy Playmate in 1992 made her a member of an exclusive sorority. Her death at 39 put her in a more grisly club — Playmates who haven’t reached their 50th birthday.
Automobile accidents, drug overdoses, homicides, a plane crash — all have claimed the lives of [...]
Iraq: Tourist Mecca
Published on 18 Feb 2007 at 12:12 pm.
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Filed under Iran, Iraq, celeb, media.
UPDATE: “Think Progress” helpfully brings us this cutting insight from Brit Hume, re John Murtha:
“It’s time a few things be said about him,” Hume said. “This guy is long past the day when he had anything but the foggiest awareness of what the heck is going on in the world.” Hume called Murtha an “absolute [...]
Anna Nicole and the Shortest Arab in History
Published on 12 Feb 2007 at 10:21 pm.
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Larry Miller’s truly touching Anna Nicole memories:
Some women try to arch an eyebrow when they make an entrance, or look sullen or regal, and I don’t think I like any of those, but all she had to do to stop the show was be there. Whether you liked her or not, if there’s an “it” [...]
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American Tragedy
Published on 8 Feb 2007 at 10:33 pm.
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Stripper-American and human trainwreck Anna Nicole Smith was an inspiration to stripper-Americans and human trainwrecks everywhere. Nov. 28, 1967- Feb. 8, 2007. Don’t weep for Anna Nicole Smith. Stripper turned Playmate and model, golddigger extraordinaire. She wanted to be like Marilyn Monroe, and though she wasn’t, not exactly, OK, pretty much not at all, nobody can say she didn’t [...]
Hot, Not Currently Blonde, Still Dumb
Published on 6 Feb 2007 at 9:17 am.
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Filed under Cuba, celeb, media, sex.
Totally hot and, here’s a shocker, slutty Charlize Theron says lack of freedom in Cuba and the United States, same-same. (vid here) Then offers to make out with the reporter to change the subject. Another Hollywood halfwit. Here’s the real shocker: who was defending the freedoms of the United States? CNN.
