Archives for the 'chavez' Category

Novocaine News Agency

Published on 12 Aug 2009 at 8:29 pm. No Comments.
Filed under chavez, media.

Develops a Toothaker. I’m almost willing to take back everything I ever said about the AP, on the strength of these two sentences alone: 
By CHRISTOPHER TOOTHAKER
CARACAS, Venezuela — Venezuela’s congress is often criticized for ignoring the business of the country as legislators don Arab keffiyehs to taunt Israel or gaze at photos of topless women — [...]

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Pals!

Published on 18 Apr 2009 at 9:26 am. 7 Comments.
Filed under Obama, chavez, clowns, dummkopf!.

Obama, Chavez harmonizing, via FOX:
It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
It’s a neighborly day in this beautywood,
A neighborly day for a beauty,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I’ve always wanted to live in a [...]

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Another Test

Published on 14 Mar 2009 at 8:08 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Cuba, Obama, Russia, chavez.

They just keep coming. This one gives him a chance to be JFK-like. via Yahoo: Cuba, Venezuela may host Russky bombers.

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Congratulations!

Published on 6 Nov 2008 at 9:21 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under Cuba, Iran, Kim, Korea, Obama, chavez.

Pouring in for the president-elect of the United States of Omerica. Change, we hope, say the world’s despots. Worst first. BBC, Hope for Iran: 

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Latin American Treaty Organization

Published on 27 Jan 2008 at 9:33 pm. 6 Comments.
Filed under chavez, yanqui imperialistas.

Hugo proposes military alliance vs. Yanqui imperialistas. Sort of a LATO vs. the Gringo Menace.

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Hugo First

Published on 3 Dec 2007 at 8:37 am. 8 Comments.
Filed under chavez.

How to become a tinpot dictator. Step One, vote of gullible, bought-off electorate, inexplicably fails:  

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Foe Defined

Published on 1 Dec 2007 at 9:34 am. 8 Comments.
Filed under chavez.

Chavez enemies are “mental retards.”  

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Boca Grande

Published on 19 Nov 2007 at 11:06 pm. 9 Comments.
Filed under Iran, chavez.

At it again.

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Noblesse Oblige

Published on 12 Nov 2007 at 10:28 pm. 8 Comments.
Filed under Spain, chavez.

With rank and privilege come responsibilities. King Juan Carlos to Hugo Chavez, “Why don’t you shut up?”  Peasant-royal spat continues: 

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Smells like Sulphur

Published on 8 Nov 2007 at 5:58 am. 9 Comments.
Filed under chavez.

As things get ugly in Venezuela:  

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Caribbean Paradise

Published on 29 Jun 2007 at 10:58 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under Cuba, chavez.

UPDATE: Michael Moore explained at American Digest. 
Why pay Michael Moore $8 when you can tour a Cuban hospital for free with Gatewaypundit?
Meanwhile, for some Latin laughs, Gateway also brings us the US-Venezuela soccer match at Maracaibo. 

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Ask Not What You Can Do for Hugo Chavez

Published on 19 Mar 2007 at 10:43 am. 19 Comments.
Filed under chavez, pols.

Blue Crab and James Martin at the Charlotte Observer on a hometown hypocrite. 

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Get Your Third World On!

Published on 11 Mar 2007 at 10:31 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under Bush, USA, asia, chavez.

… get it here.  Crittenden at PJM.

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Insulting Northward

Published on 10 Mar 2007 at 6:02 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under chavez.

Now, do you think if you sat down with Hugo for a drink, just guys talking, he’d admit that he needs George Bush and America?  He’s got all that oil money, Venezuela’s future, that he’s pissing away.  That makes him a big man.  But el Diablo Bush gives him an edge, rally brings the crowds out [...]

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