Archives for the 'Clintons' Category

Hillary Up, Obama Down

Published on 15 Oct 2009 at 9:41 pm. No Comments.
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Gallup reports that Hillary’s approval numbers, at 62 percent within five points of her 17-year polling peak, tops her boss by six. I guess that means she has successfully dodged any responsibility for kowtowing to Iran and Russia. The latest sops to China post-dated the Oct 1-4 polling period. So did Obama’s Nobel. Gallup surmises: 

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Bill Made Her Do It

Published on 11 Aug 2009 at 11:49 am. 5 Comments.
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Gandelman at the Moderate Voice explains why it’s OK for the secretary of state to get irked and verbally spank an African college kid. Apparently it’s because she has had to put up with Bill for all these years, but got elected to the Senate despite that* and because she’s a great secretary of state. (Once you [...]

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She’s BAAAAAAACK!

Published on 10 Aug 2009 at 8:10 pm. 9 Comments.
Filed under Clintons.

It’s the Hill we all know and love from the campaign. Upstaged by Bill, with Obama and Biden out there on the road, doing her job, the last straw was in Kinshasa today when some hapless Congolese university student asked her, “What does Mr. Clinton think, through the mouth of Mrs. Clinton …” CBS has [...]

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Pawn Swapping

Published on 10 Aug 2009 at 9:42 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, Iran, Kim, Korea, media, moronocy.

The UK Daily Mail offers a version of the back story on Bill’s North Korean rescue mission from assorted unnamed insiders, as well as details on the captured journos’ capitalization plans and a depiction of embarrassingly amatuerish behavior that is said to have got them in this mess in the first place.
Meanwhile, in Iran, the mullahs are [...]

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Propaganda Management 101

Published on 6 Aug 2009 at 12:59 am. No Comments.
Filed under America, Clintons, Kim, North Korea, courage, dummkopf!, military.

I was trying to figure out what it was that bothered me about this picture. Bill and all the other hostages look suitably glum, as anyone forced to pose for propaganda shots should. Then I realized what was missing.

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It Depends What “Sincere” Is

Published on 4 Aug 2009 at 8:58 pm. No Comments.
Filed under Clintons, Kim, Korea.

Credit where credit is due. Bill Clinton is probably the perfect guy to send to negotiate with Kim Jong Il. Here’s how the Central Korean News Agency reported the proceedings, via CNN: 

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Let’s Make A Songun Deal

Published on 4 Aug 2009 at 9:28 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Clintons, Kim, Korea.

UPDATE: Bill gets results. CNN, breaking, they’re pardoned andheading home.*
Bill’s in Pyongyang to plead for the release of his former veep’s journalists. NYT.
Nothing up on the Central Korean News Agency site yet. They must be still trying to figure out which way to play this. Good humiliation opportunities: “Yes, you can have your spies, but [...]

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U.S. Foreign Pol-Assy

Published on 13 Jul 2009 at 8:36 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, France, Obama, gaffes.

The French guy who married the nudie model chanteuse of course is pretty much just expressing conservative French family values. The American is all Democratic hipster. It’s almost like the Clinton co-presidency bodysnatched this administration after all. You can laugh. But what are the broad implications of the G8 horndog initiative?
First, the latest presidential ass-ogling news, compliments of the [...]

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Rejectionism Is The New Deadending

Published on 25 Apr 2009 at 8:59 am. 4 Comments.
Filed under Bush, Clintons, Obama.

Hillary in Iraq blames “rejectionists” for the violence, which is a sign “Iraq is headed in the right direction.” NYT. 
BAGHDAD — Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton arrived here Saturday morning for a one-day visit, delivering an American show of support for Iraq as it battles a sudden eruption of violence, in the wake of [...]

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GWOT Over

Published on 30 Mar 2009 at 11:10 pm. 5 Comments.
Filed under Afghanistan, Clintons, GWOT, Obama.

It ends not with a whimper but with more of a dismissive tone, as Hillary Clinton offhandedly dispenses with the term. Prior to offhandedly dismissing eight years of international aid efforts that in a number of cases have cost western aid workers and Afghans their lives. 

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In The Time Of Gaffes

Published on 29 Mar 2009 at 10:30 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, Mexico, Obama, religion.

HIllary visits the Basilica of Our Lady of Gaudalupe, views the miraculous image of Mary on the cloak, asks bright, “Who painted it?” Catholic News Agency.
Well, it wasn’t like it was an Obama miracle. It was Hillary’s second visit to the shrine revered by Mexicans. Anyway, now she’s given Mexican drug lords more to laugh about. [...]

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Truth, Justice And The American Smear

Published on 3 Mar 2009 at 9:00 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under Bush, Clintons, Obama, pols.

Uh oh. They’re starting to figure it out. HuffPo scribbler Peter Daou to Dems: Stop doing the right favors by elevating Rush. Fun read. 

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Keep Your Friends Close

Published on 5 Jan 2009 at 10:11 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, Intel, Obama.

As Jennifer Rubin put it, even the Clintons wouldn’t have tried this. Unless they just did … Clintonista-turned-Obamist/seasoned pol/bureaucrat Leon Panetta to head the CIA. So, what if Hillary, already controlling State, with Congress afraid of her, just triangulated on the Bush Pentagon and the Obama White House? Sorry, I meant the Clinton-Rahm White House. That’d [...]

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Two-Fer

Published on 2 Dec 2008 at 10:24 am. 2 Comments.
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They always did work as a team. Bill for Hill’s seat? UPDATE, Bill swears he doesn’t want it. Bill for Senate speculation first, CNN: 

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It’s Clinton-Bush!

Published on 1 Dec 2008 at 9:08 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under Bush, Clintons, Obama.

Wake up and smell the foreign policy! Big day for the incoming Clinton-Bush administration as POTUS-elect Obama Rodham Bush 3 announces the national security team he campaigned against. Roundup, UPDATED:

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Kumbayah, My Lord

Published on 29 Nov 2008 at 9:21 am. 9 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, Iran, Iraq, Obama, genocide.

Samantha Power is back in. You’ll remember her as the Harvard prof/Obama advisor who was forced to resign after she called Hillary a “monster,” one of the earlier examples of Obamian gutlessness, when an apology would have sufficed. Back from Coventry, out of the oubliette or whatever closet she was shoved in, Power’s now working on the Obama transition [...]

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Hill Hearts Obama

Published on 22 Nov 2008 at 8:02 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, Obama.

And will date him. Heather heard it from Jenny and told Jessica, who told Pete and Helene on condition of anonymity. NYT: 

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Flirting With Hill

Published on 21 Nov 2008 at 9:04 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, Obama.

Apparently he is definitely eventually asking her out, though near as I can tell, the eye-batting and passing of notes in class continues.
There’s also this bit about an “enhanced role” for a non-SoS Hill in the Senate. Sounds a little like a booby prize for the also-ran who has been dissed by the boy’s club. You [...]

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Clinton’s (Coat) Holder

Published on 19 Nov 2008 at 6:37 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, Obama.

For AG! Who won that primary anyway? Help me out, I’m losing count of the Clintonistas who will soon be running the country. Need a chart. Obama to name Clinton pardon rubberstamper as AG. Newsweek:

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Baaing In The Ranks

Published on 18 Nov 2008 at 9:15 am. 4 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, Obama.

Obamists don’t like the boss’s flirtation with Hillary. They don’t trust the She Wolf and wonder why she is being let into the sheepfold. Politico: 

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Bill’s Goods

Published on 17 Nov 2008 at 8:29 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, Obama.

Hill’s SoS vetting is reportedly driving Bill crazy, and his vetting could cost her the job. I can think of a few questions I’d want on my Bill questionnaire. Starting with … “What is is, anyway?” They want to know where all his money comes from, which sounds like a pretty good question, too, given that the wife will be [...]

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Valkyrie For War Czar

Published on 14 Nov 2008 at 9:17 am. 6 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, Obama.

Hillary’s being floated now for Secretary of State. And as entertaining as the idea of sticking that in career backbench ditherer John Kerry’s face is, here’s another idea. Make her Oberreichskriegssturmfuhrer.  Or … to put it somewhat more Kumbayahishly … War Czar.

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Bill Re Hill

Published on 22 Sep 2008 at 9:13 pm. No Comments.
Filed under Clintons, Obama.

She never wanted to go to the prom with Obama, anyway. They’d have made a cuter couple, though. Oh, sure, she’d have gone with him if he asked her. ABC.

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Clinton Endorses Palin

Published on 19 Sep 2008 at 9:17 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Clintons, pols.

OK, not exactly, but effectively. The day’s Palin roundup starts with Bill liking Sarah, via NewsCorp: 

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You Go, Girl!

Published on 6 Sep 2008 at 8:46 am. 7 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, pols.

Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, losing ground in his desperate head-to-head fight against GOP’s No. 2, small-town mayor/hockey mom Palin, brings in the big guns … Hillary. I thought you’re supposed to dance with the girl, uh, old geezer with hairplugs, whatever, that brought you. NYT: 

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Night of the Living Dead

Published on 4 Jun 2008 at 9:45 am. 4 Comments.
Filed under Clintons.

Gets bad reviews. But before we get to the whiny critics, who apparently showed up at the wrong theater, thought they were at some art house and obviously have no appreciation for schlock horror B flicks, here’s NYT’s Dowd with the plot line: 

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Veep

Published on 3 Jun 2008 at 9:14 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, pols.

In the latest update, Clinton’s peeps say she’s open to being Obama’s veep, for the good of the party. At last check, I thought he wasn’t much interested, but maybe she and her peeps will bully him into it, now that they’ve got him softened up. Limping, battered, confused, more like it, wondering where the next [...]

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Clinton To Concede …

Published on 3 Jun 2008 at 12:49 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, pols.

… something approximating but for strategic purposes somewhat less than defeat. It’s a “what is is” kind of thing. via Boston Herald. 

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RJK Jr. re Hill re RJK

Published on 25 May 2008 at 7:44 am. No Comments.
Filed under Clintons, pols.

Hill backer Robert, on the other side of the 2008 presidential endorsement Kennedy schism: “I understand how highly charged the atmosphere is, but I think it is a mistake for people to take offense.” He’s spending the weekend with Obama-backing Uncle Teddy.
Meanwhile, the Herald’s Margerie Eagan on Hill: 

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Stupid, Tasteless, Calculated?

Published on 23 May 2008 at 8:32 pm. 10 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, moronocy.

 
Or some combination of the three? You be the judge. Hill notes that her husband campaigned into June, until he got the nomination. RFK campaigned into June, until he got shot. It’s her historic argument for going on. Or it’s the hysteric argument* for her going. YouTube here. AFP here: 

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Hate To Say I Told You So

Published on 21 May 2008 at 9:29 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, pols.

But I’ve been telling you so. Hillary: “Not till the last eyeball is gouged.” OK, that’s not exactly what she said.  

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In Other Signature Events

Published on 13 May 2008 at 11:01 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, pols.

Hill’s slip of the tongue, “next president … he,” is being taken as a subliminal indicator she’s about to drop out … by people who doesn’t know about the eye gouging or maybe have forgotten the rude old joke about Margaret Thatcher’s chest hair.

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Quitters Never Win

Published on 10 May 2008 at 3:16 pm. No Comments.
Filed under Clintons, feminism, pols.

And eye gougers never lose. Sometimes they just don’t get every last eyeball. Emily’s List founder Ellen Malcolm at the Washington Post on women, always being shoved into second place or told to give it up. Why should Hillary give up just because all the guys are telling her to? Good question. It’s heartfelt, spot-on. Doesn’t get [...]

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Quit Now!

Published on 9 May 2008 at 10:23 am. 2 Comments.
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While you’ve still got a little dignity, woman!

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Emerging Pattern

Published on 8 May 2008 at 8:33 am. 9 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, pols.

Hate to say I told you so, but I told you so. Hillary’s in for the long haul. USA Today:

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Not Dead Yet

Published on 7 May 2008 at 10:54 am. 6 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, pols.

TIME, Drudge note the media willing to declare Hillary dead. So what? I’d say this is a more relevant film clip. The only way she dies soon is if the superdelegates organize themselves to club her. Maybe I’m missing something. Don’t these people know about the eye gouging? Roundup with running updates:   

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Hill’s Dream Date, a Republican

Published on 30 Apr 2008 at 11:45 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under Clintons.

People maggie’s irony-packed interview with Clinton, previewed at ABC’s Political Radar: 

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Credit Where Credit’s Due

Published on 28 Apr 2008 at 9:32 am. No Comments.
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Kristol with praise for Hillary. NYT: 

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The Power of Love

Published on 17 Apr 2008 at 11:39 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Clintons.

Or the love of power, something like that. Bernard Chapin at Pajamas looks at one of the great love stories of our time, America’s power soulmates.

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Dems’ Elder Statesmen

Published on 13 Apr 2008 at 12:18 am. 13 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, pols.

Via Surber, the Scotsman has it that Democratic grandees Jimmy and Al have been tapped to deliver the bad news to Hill:  

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Hero of Tuzla’s Honor

Published on 11 Apr 2008 at 8:10 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under Clintons.

Bill steps up to defend it. ABC’s Blotter does the deconstruction:

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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

Published on 4 Apr 2008 at 9:34 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under Clintons.

Can I get some laugh track please? Because lying about sniper fire is funny!  Clinton at Leno, via Celebrity News Service, appropriately enough. Good move though. Nothing like a joke when one has misspoke. Though I thought miss-poke was more Bill’s move. Ha ha ha ha ha!!! We’re playing here all week, folks.

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G.I. Hill

Published on 3 Apr 2008 at 10:39 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under BS, Clintons, military.

Here’s that weird one about Hillary wanting to join the Marines or the Army or some uniformed branch of the military-industrial complex in 1975, at age 27, possibly as an alternative with marriage to Bill. Did she have him figured out yet or was it life in Arkansas that looked bleaker? Maybe just testing the jarheads’  commitment [...]

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News Flash

Published on 1 Apr 2008 at 9:31 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under Clintons.

The Hero of Tuzla is a liar.

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Persistent Question

Published on 1 Apr 2008 at 12:12 pm. 3 Comments.
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Chelsea gets asked about Monica again.  Hardly her fault, hardly seems fair. Then again, she’s the one who thinks mom and dad need to be back in the White House, and is telling all the young people to vote for them. Sorry, my mistake. Chel throws half of the co-presidency under the bus:  

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Chill Out!

Published on 31 Mar 2008 at 7:21 am. 3 Comments.
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It won’t destroy the Democratic Party. It’s making the party stronger! That’s Bill and Hill’s line, and they’re sticking to it. With “You go, girl” action.
Surber engages in cruel mockery.
Meanwhile, Lieberman bemoans the party he left behind him. I’m not sure what he’s talking about Clinton-Gore being strong on defense, though. That record was a little spotty.

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War is Hill

Published on 27 Mar 2008 at 7:41 am. 6 Comments.
Filed under BS, Clintons.

Grizzled old vet Sgt. Hill recounts a dodgy moment, flying into sniper-plagued Tuzla on a wing and a prayer.
War ain’t over yet, kid. There’s still snipers in them hills. Hell-for-Leather Hill hits some flak, loses altitude. But the kid, a fresh-faced, wide-eyed lad barely old enough to shave who still think its all about apple pie and shafting Grandma, he [...]

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Three More Months

Published on 26 Mar 2008 at 9:28 am. 7 Comments.
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Clinton vows to fight on for the voters, the party and the American way! It’s about the eye-gouging, stupid. TIME: 

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Hillary’s War

Published on 25 Mar 2008 at 8:51 am. 8 Comments.
Filed under BS, Clintons.

 UPDATE: Change of subject please. Hill tells Trib-Review, I would not have had spritual relations with that man.
 
Hillary dodging sniper fire in Tuzla, Bosnia, 1996. Note look of terror on traumatized young Chelsea’s face as her mother bravely throws herself on the children to shield them with her body. Hang on, I miswrote …

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It’s the Clintons, Stupid

Published on 22 Mar 2008 at 7:29 am. 11 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, media, pols.

Exasperated Politico, scratching its head over the indomitable Energizer Clinton, examines the “Clinton myth,” informs us the media is too much invested in Clinton to admit her defeat, does the math that incontrovertibly shows Obama just squeaking past her, talks about how all she has left is “electability” and the hope of an Obama disaster … brushing [...]

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