Archives for the 'clowns' Category
Midnight Self-Massacre
Published on 6 Sep 2009 at 11:08 am.
11 Comments.
Filed under Obama, clowns, moronocy, warmalism.
Gutless wonder of a conspiracy theorist quits gutless wonder of a White House in the wee hours of Sunday morning, Labor Day weekend. Good work, Rahm. It’ll be out of the papers by Tuesday. Given that the Van Jones Truther scandal was barely covered in the first place, it’s like it never happened.
Washington Post’s 44 blog here. [...]
Clown Wins Senate Seat
Published on 30 Jun 2009 at 10:27 pm.
4 Comments.
Filed under clowns, pols.
Smile! Comedian gives Dems their super majority. Seems appropriate it should happen this way. Not the drawn-out, months-long court battle part, though that did cut into Franken’s term. The fact that it took Bozo* winning to make them theoretically filibuster-proof. Now, everytime they bulldoze something through, it will be because Minnesota sent in a clown.
Politico with the news, roundup at [...]
Pals!
Published on 18 Apr 2009 at 9:26 am.
7 Comments.
Filed under Obama, chavez, clowns, dummkopf!.
Obama, Chavez harmonizing, via FOX:
It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
It’s a neighborly day in this beautywood,
A neighborly day for a beauty,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I’ve always wanted to live in a [...]
Open Letter to Jello Biafra
Published on 17 Dec 2008 at 1:20 am.
5 Comments.
Filed under Guantanamo, clowns, moronocy, western civilization, yanqui imperialistas.
Dear Jello,
You’re an adult now. Not like when you ran for mayor of San Francisco in 1979 and I cast my first vote for you, because I wasn’t quite an adult yet and neither were you, which is why your absurdist platform was so appealing.
Read ‘Open Letter to Jello Biafra’
Bill Ayersed
Published on 12 Dec 2008 at 12:55 am.
3 Comments.
Filed under clowns, commies, geezerdom.
Such a rich fisking of Ayers and his nonsense, it deserves a new verb: Washington Post editorialist Charles Lane ayers* the unrepentant ex-terrorist. Sorry, dishonest narrative, make that unrepentant failed terrorist.
Lane gets bonus points for getting Ayers to beclown himself:
Ayers told me this week that he did not know about the nail bomb in advance — and condemned [...]
Crock 1, Globe 0
Published on 24 Aug 2008 at 8:41 am.
3 Comments.
Filed under Boston, Germans, clowns, media.
Sunday’s a great day for a thumbsucker, and this one’s highly informative. News quiz:
Q: How many Boston Globe reporters does it take to bungle a Crockefeller softball interview?
A: Three, apparently. The story’s a bit of a snooze but the vid is worth clicking on for the tutorial it offers in slow-pitch interviewing techniques, in which the reporters [...]
Adieu Bozo
Published on 5 Jul 2008 at 11:50 am.
3 Comments.
Filed under clowns.
“Larry’s aim in life was to Bozo-ize the world.”
Historians will long debate his role in global Bozo-ification. Naturally, there’s a controversy.
