Archives for the 'crime' Category

Mickey Mouse For Obama

Published on 10 Oct 2008 at 9:50 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under crime, pols.

Obamist “Mickey Mouse” election insurance program hits a snag as multiple law enforcement agencies investigate allegations of widespread ACORN voter registration fraud.
Could look bad, given Obama’s deep ties with ACORN. Even deeper than his (known) ties with unrepentent ex-terrorist Ayers.
No worries. Just report it as a McCain smear. And dismiss it with a disparagement of poor [...]

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Good Money After Bad

Published on 8 Oct 2008 at 11:40 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under crime, history, punishment.

Another $37.5 billion for AIG. You know, the relaxed, if troubled insurance giant. via Fox.

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“Closure For America”

Published on 5 Oct 2008 at 9:56 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under crime, punishment.

Goldman lawyer calls it. Meanwhile, the Boston Herald’s own O.J. gets Simpson Dream Teamer Alan Dershowitz.  He doesn’t want to talk about it.  O.J. is so 1995:

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Slow Grind

Published on 4 Oct 2008 at 11:32 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under crime, justice, punishment.

But a fine grind of justice as O.J. Simpson is found guilty on all counts. NYT suggests a lack of caring: 

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Sporadic Fellow-Traveling

Published on 4 Oct 2008 at 12:46 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under Obama, crime, history, traitors.

NYT examines the Ayers-Obama link. It’s about sporadic path-crossing, bygones, rehabilitation and a sort of non-contagious fellow-traveling. Includes radical assurances that Obam is no radical. Director Blue casts a more jaundiced eye at the bygones, the ex-Weathermen Obama fan club, the fellow-traveling. It’s about dead cops, dead marines, and their killers.

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Guantanamo Syndrome

Published on 22 Sep 2008 at 8:32 pm. No Comments.
Filed under Guantanamo, al qaeda, crime, justice.

Khalid Sheik Mohammed, other mass murderers lend a hand to trial judge, reach out to a recalcitrant Ramzi Binalshibh. “Come, Ramzi, just stop this silliness, be a big terrorist and attend your infidel trial in the hated Crusader star chamber. Please, you’re embarrassing us.” OK, it isn’t clear exactly what he and the others wrote to [...]

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Busted in NYC

Published on 18 Sep 2008 at 8:52 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under art, crime, punishment.

Dutch “graffiti tourist” gets primo tour, accommodations after cops chase him up the subway tracks and bust him. Robbert Boxem, 23, charged with criminal mischief and reckless endangerment, was in town for the big Meeting of Styles. If he doesn’t get any of the four years time he’s looking at, then he gets to go [...]

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Cut The Cheese

Published on 21 Aug 2008 at 7:25 am. No Comments.
Filed under Boston, crime, punishment.

The Cheeseman must diet. The reputed Boston mobster/fromagier has been given doctor’s orders he can’t refuse: Lose the gouda or else. It’s like he woke up with a hogshead in the bed next to him. Boston Herald, “Live and Let Diet.”

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Kai Leigh’s Blessing

Published on 26 Apr 2008 at 10:47 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under crime, punishment.

Here’s a guy who got the message the hard way. At someone else’s expense. Boston Herald on a thug’s remorse:  

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The Big White House

Published on 17 Apr 2008 at 12:08 am. 4 Comments.
Filed under crime, pols.

Democratic voters in Idaho actually have a choice in their May primary. A federal  inmate in Texas conned his way onto their ballot alongside Hill and Obama. No cheap con artist jokes re Hill and Obama, please.  Idaho Spokesman-Review: 

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Serial Subway Groper

Published on 14 Apr 2008 at 10:02 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under crime, pervs, punishment.

Looking at life. That’s what NYC prosecutors want for Freddie Johnson, busted 53 times, most of those reportedly grope-related.
In other perv-related news, Dr. Helen has this on the criminalization of visual sexual aggression. Sounds like a useful and well-intentioned law on its face, though as Helen notes, it sounds like it has a lot of potential [...]

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Sweetness, Not Light

Published on 10 Apr 2008 at 10:43 pm. 5 Comments.
Filed under crime, different.

For starters, I don’t want any cruel jokes about the fact that this woman is charged with knocking over a candy store: 

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Banned in Costa Rica

Published on 4 Apr 2008 at 10:10 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under crime, food, shameless self-promotion.

Anti-Mommist fast-food snuff ads. Burger regicide. Fox. 

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Duck Covered

Published on 4 Apr 2008 at 9:54 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under crime, ducks, law & order.

 
By court protective order. Judge orders waterfowl attacking punk to stay away from Circles the duck. Newsday. 

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Dead to Rights

Published on 3 Apr 2008 at 6:57 am. No Comments.
Filed under crime, moronocy.

Lowlife burglar tried to mingle with the clientele, looked too lively. Wire with a Herald assist: 

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Elementary Plot

Published on 1 Apr 2008 at 9:04 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under crime, education, kids.

Third graders bent on vengeance came to school with a steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape and a plan to do in the teacher. One kid was going to cover the windows so no one could see in. Another kid was assigned to clean up the mess.  It was flawless.  Until some kid blabbed …  

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My New Favorite Judge

Published on 27 Mar 2008 at 11:09 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under English, crime, justice, opportunity, punishment.

Meet Peter Olszewski: 

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Here’s a Tip

Published on 26 Mar 2008 at 12:17 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Britain, crime, food.

Try better service: 

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Evil Eye

Published on 25 Mar 2008 at 7:14 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under crime, moronocy.

Three of our neighbors to the south kill over witchcraft. It was self-defense. Sounds reasonable. Hey, if that that third one they haven’t located yet can make his way over the border, he can get a fresh start where nobody knows his name.

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The Killers Club

Published on 13 Mar 2008 at 10:27 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under crime, punishment.

Boston Herald:
A bloody fraternity of the state’s most monstrous killer cons are plotting their releases from prison as part of a Department of Correction-sanctioned club whose aim is to shorten its members’ lengthy sentences.

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Cops Stumped

Published on 5 Mar 2008 at 9:56 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under Canada, crime.

By severed feet.

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Third Time’s More Harm

Published on 1 Mar 2008 at 9:10 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under crime, pervs, punishment.

Perv-friendly judge freed another encore rapist. Boston Herald: 

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1 in 100

Published on 28 Feb 2008 at 8:24 pm. 10 Comments.
Filed under America, crime, punishment.

 
Locked up in the United States.  We’re tops. NYT: 

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She Can’t Testify …

Published on 28 Feb 2008 at 9:26 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under crime, medicine, punishment.

Because of the brain damage he’s accused of inflicting.  That’s the stepfather’s legal argument in the Haleigh Poutre beating case. Boston Herald: 

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Dude Not Like a Lady

Published on 26 Feb 2008 at 9:27 pm. 14 Comments.
Filed under crime, men, punishment, women.

 And looking less like one everyday, according to his complaint.

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Re Judges, Pervs

Published on 23 Feb 2008 at 6:41 am. 4 Comments.
Filed under crime, punishment.

Massachusetts judge overruled on letting accused perv slide. Guess who. Boston Herald. 

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Massachusetts Perv Update

Published on 22 Feb 2008 at 10:23 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under crime, law & order, punishment.

Sex deviant’s long rap sheet didn’t faze judge. Boston Herald:

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Not A Real Terrorist

Published on 22 Jan 2008 at 9:25 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under al qaeda, crime, moronocy, punishment.

And they were mean to him, says the judge. So Marcia Cook splits the baby, gives Padilla 17 years instead of the 30-to-life called for by federal sentencing guidelines.

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Perhaps Your Attitude Will Improve … On The Russian Front!

Published on 18 Jan 2008 at 8:28 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Europe, Russia, crime, punishment.

A new generation of Germans experiments with a traditional motivator.

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Stupid Criminal Playoffs

Published on 17 Jan 2008 at 7:47 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under crime, moronocy.

This guy’s a finalist.

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Stupid Criminal

Published on 16 Jan 2008 at 9:26 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under crime, kids.

Jumpstarts her career with an assist from Scouting. Sort of. Well, not exactly. Just read it. via Boston Herald.

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Bikini Girl with Machine Gun

Published on 3 Jan 2008 at 10:43 pm. 6 Comments.
Filed under America, crime, sex.

Forgets it’s just a calendar. Wannabe Miss Arizona, illegally bottle-blonde, charged with kidnapping, menacing boyfriend. There’s gunplay. It’s Tarantino-worthy, even if no one got splattered:  

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Keep Them There Now!

Published on 31 Dec 2007 at 9:19 am. 10 Comments.
Filed under Iraq, crime, lawyers, military.

Anti-war lawyer accused of keying Iraq-bound vet’s car, legally manuevering to get out of a felony vandalism charge … by delaying til the vet’s deployed! Sounds like an anti-war lawyer who better hope they don’t rush the troops home.  Blackfive.

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Hero Chihuahua

Published on 29 Dec 2007 at 7:16 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under crime, dogs, law & order.

Gets the chalupa.

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Bilal Zenger

Published on 24 Dec 2007 at 8:15 am. 8 Comments.
Filed under crime, media.

Harper’s declares Bilal Hussein the new John Peter Zenger:

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Mass Judge

Published on 5 Dec 2007 at 8:33 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under crime, punishment.

Spoonfeeds upper-class justice to North Shore equestrian.  No rubbing shoulders with the masses for millionaire John J. Donovan, who shot himself in the gut, claiming thugs hired by his estranged son did it amid their $$$ dispute, sending cops on a wild goose chase. He’s sentenced to rake leaves on his own fox-hunting trails. Boston Herald:   

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Romney’s Horton Problem

Published on 23 Nov 2007 at 9:23 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under crime, pols, punishment.

Boston Herald coverage:   

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Mitt Hit

Published on 22 Nov 2007 at 8:13 am. No Comments.
Filed under crime, pols, punishment.

Mass killer freed by Romney judge threatened to take out Romney. Romney stands by judge pick, calls Tavares a poster boy for death penalty. Herald: 

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Mass Stupidity

Published on 21 Nov 2007 at 10:30 am. 16 Comments.
Filed under crime, punishment.

“It’s because of stupidity in Massachusetts that my daughter is dead.” Grieving father Darrel Slater re violent ex-con Daniel Tavares and Judge Kathe Tuttman: 

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Fake Crime, Real Time

Published on 22 Sep 2007 at 8:15 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under crime, punishment.

If you wanna to do the fake crime, you gotta be ready to do the real time. Jesse MacBeth got his wish. He’s a war criminal now.   

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Gene Conspiracy Victim?

Published on 16 Sep 2007 at 8:43 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under crime, pols, punishment.

Sounds like Hsu was just lonely.  He wanted to be part of things, be admired.  They may want to include Hsu in that loneliness gene conspiracy immune disorder study.  Because … I don’t mean to be cruel … but that guy doesn’t look good.  Got a kind of lonely, immune-disordered look.  But let’s consider the evidence.
NYT: Troubled Fundraiser’s [...]

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Democrats Hit By Hsu-nami… Hillary Donor Fraud Case Goes to Court

Published on 31 Aug 2007 at 11:01 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, crime.

It all started this week with Ma and Pa Paw’s little green shack… And, it’s turned into a democratic donor fraud Hsu-nami.
Earlier today democratic mega-donor and fugitive Norman Hsu turned himself in to the authorites.
Hsu is no longer on the lam- free to float $1,368,055 to his favorite democrats.
Here is a memorable line from the [...]

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Thriller Near Manilla

Published on 11 Aug 2007 at 9:16 am. 7 Comments.
Filed under asia, crime, punishment.

It’s fun to stay at the Cebu Provincial Detention Center and Rehabilitation Center:
“Thriller”
“In The Navy” and “YMCA”
Here’s what that’s about: 

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Crime and Punishment

Published on 29 Jul 2007 at 9:45 am. 48 Comments.
Filed under GWOT, crime, punishment.

Crime. And punishment.  
Quick news quiz, essay question.  What exactly is crime?  What is punishment?  Highly subjective matters, even though matters of law: 

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Lapse in Judgment

Published on 13 Jul 2007 at 8:23 am. 6 Comments.
Filed under crime, punishment.

Just the latest in the sordid case of a 17-year-old boy given 10 years for oral sex with a 15-year-old girl.  DA cites public records law as he hands out copies of a teen sex tape.  But he also thinks it bolsters his position in the highly controversial case: 

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Judge Not

Published on 11 Jul 2007 at 12:14 pm. 8 Comments.
Filed under crime, punishment.

The judge who sued the Boston Herald, reporter David Wedge, myself and others for libel and was granted a $2.1 million judgment by other judges,* is now charged with “conduct unbecoming” and “willful misconduct” by the Massachusetts Commission on Judicial Conduct.    

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Save the Gangsta

Published on 1 Jul 2007 at 10:44 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under crime, racism, song.

Demise of an American folkway predicted.  Gangsta rap going the way of so many of its artistes.  Sales headed where the lyrics always were, down the toilet.

Kevin Powell, a historian of the genre, said: “Hip-hop culture has been assassinated by the hip-hop industry’s desire to make money by any means necessary.”

Means which, if we are to [...]

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Crime and Punishment

Published on 14 Jun 2007 at 1:48 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under crime, punishment.

Turns out Paris Hilton is getting special treatment:   

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Imaginative Justice

Published on 13 Jun 2007 at 11:55 pm. 6 Comments.
Filed under crime, punishment.

Obama general counsel Robert F. Bauer at HuffPo makes the “Progressive Case for a Libby Pardon.” His argument is that this will finally make Bush complicit in the vast rightwing conspiracy that assisted Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame in making themselves look foolish and blow her cover.
OK, he doesn’t exactly argue it that way. I [...]

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The Pious Life

Published on 11 Jun 2007 at 11:26 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under celeb, crime, punishment, shameless self-promotion.

Paris calls Barbara from jail.  Like so many crims, Paris has had a religious awakening behind bars:  

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