Jules Crittenden

Archives for the 'dogs' Category

Thanks To You

Published on 2 Nov 2009 at 1:14 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under courage, dogs, military.

Team Marines was still out front, leading the pack by $1,300 at $14,561 as of 1 p.m. today:

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Never Trust A Legislature …

Published on 19 Sep 2009 at 9:04 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under booze, dogs, taxes.

That wants to tax your dog. Boston Herald:

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Doo-tschland Über Alles

Published on 2 Mar 2009 at 10:05 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under Germans, dogs.

Dog Mit Uns! Deutscher Gesetzgeber möchte eine Hündchen DNA-Datenbank herstellen, also können Behörden Hunddoo auf deutschen Bürgersteigen an spezifische Dachshunde, Deutscher Schäferhunde, Zwergspitzer, Weimaraners, usw, anpassen.
Danken Sie Gott für den Deutschen. Wenn sie nicht existierten, würden wir sie erfinden müssen.

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Bad Dog!

Published on 26 Dec 2008 at 8:24 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under dogs.

… is good at what he does. Furry thief caught on surveillance vid entering a Utah supermarket, trotting straight to aisle 16 — Pets — and grabbing a rawhide bone. Brazen thief defied a store manager who ordered him to “drop it!” So how did the pooch know where the pet section was? Wouldn’t the [...]

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Barney Bit Here

Published on 10 Nov 2008 at 6:50 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Bush, dogs.

Sounds like they could start slapping plaques on all the people the First Dog got a piece of. Boston Herald’s Inside Track:

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Bad Dog!

Published on 6 Nov 2008 at 9:19 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under Bush, dogs, media.

Don’t bite the press! First Dog Barney bites Reuters TV’s Jonathan Decker. Lifting a leg would have sufficed. Story plus vid. Damn, those newshounds are a lot nicer to that dog than they ever were to his master, and he never bit them. Bit some other people, though.

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Post-Apocalyptic Britney, Tragic Rasta Lapdogs, Hello Kitty Bling Bling

Published on 29 Sep 2008 at 8:49 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under Hello Kitty, deep thot, dogs, song.

Sky’s falling, Israel’s about to nuke Iran, Palin’s getting dumped and Obama’s already won by a landslide, depending on who you listen to and when. Screw it, I’m Britneyblogging. Boston Herald: New release “Womanizer” shows she’s still the vapid throwaway popmeistress America exalted far beyond her worth. It’s just a little more pathetic post-crazy mama rehab.

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Let Freedom Yap

Published on 28 Sep 2008 at 9:40 am. 4 Comments.
Filed under Hollywood, dogs.

Calif. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger moves to protect the right of Zsa Zsa-Americans to drive with their foo-foo dogs on their laps. Governator to Driving While Parisienne activists: “Bad Law!” via Boston Herald. OK, Governator’s message a little vague. Maybe more like, “That lapdog law won’t hunt!”

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