Archives for the 'dummkopf!' Category
Obaccam’s Razor*
Published on 17 Mar 2010 at 8:41 am.
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Filed under GWOT, al qaeda, dummkopf!.
The GWOT, or whatever it is being called these days, has produced a lot of groundbreaking legal thought. A lot of it in the Bush era, which got John Yoo in hot water. Here’s Attorney General Eric Holder explaining that it’s OK to read Miranda rights to illegal enemy combantants/terrorists, because regardless of whether he has any [...]
War Is (Un-PC As) Hell
Published on 13 Mar 2010 at 10:52 am.
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Filed under Hollywood, dummkopf!, military.
Hanks bemoans America’s hateful demonizing of its enemies. TIME:
BBC Alters Rove Quote!
Published on 12 Mar 2010 at 9:20 am.
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Filed under America, Britain, GWOT, dummkopf!.
Our Dark Lord Rove is “proud” of waterboarding, BBC reports, in a quote that clearly has been manipulated:
North Atlantic Islander
Published on 10 Mar 2010 at 7:32 am.
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Filed under America, Australia, Britain, ancient mysteries, dummkopf!.
Send a message … list your race as “American.” That’s Mark Krikorian’s principled census suggestion at HotAir:
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Hopeful Change
Published on 5 Mar 2010 at 11:51 am.
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Filed under Obama, dummkopf!, terrorists.
Obama advisors set to recommend military tribunals for 9/11 plotters. Washington Post:
It’s War!
Published on 4 Mar 2010 at 10:39 am.
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Filed under Boston, dummkopf!, hacks.
On the Massachusetts-New Hampshire line! The “Live Free or Die!” state eyes the fat pickings to the south, figures what’s already been surrendered isn’t enough. Can’t say I blame them. What’s the deterrent to a border war when your opponent’s big guns are all aimed at his own feet? Strategic sitrep follows the news, via Boston Herald:
Stupid Or Evil?
Published on 27 Feb 2010 at 12:55 pm.
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Filed under dummkopf!, racism.
Lefties are all over Rep. Trent Franks, R-Ariz., who apparently very earnestly just said an incredibly stupid and insensitive thing. via Think Progress:
Waterworld Retraction
Published on 22 Feb 2010 at 10:04 am.
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Filed under dummkopf!, warmalism.
Warmal scientists are compelled to admit (again) that they don’t know what they’re talking about, retract study that predicted up to a nearly three-foot sea level rise by 2100. Apparently they miscalculated some numbers, and in their study of the last 22,000 years, forgot to account for the last 2,000. Oops. UK Guardian:
Adolescent Angst-Free Curriculum
Published on 30 Jan 2010 at 10:28 am.
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Filed under books, dummkopf!, education.
That was fun yesterday, speaking ill of the dead with a shout out for angst-free education and common sense vs. commie sensitivities. Here’s a working list. The Forward Movement Readers’ English Lit curriculum. No habla adolescent angst. Just say no to Kumbayaists:
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The Future Of Newspapers
Published on 27 Jan 2010 at 6:00 am.
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Filed under Internet, dummkopf!, impending doom!, money, western civilization.
OK, we’ve pinned it down to the exact time and place where it happened. Where the future of newspapers was decided, the fateful technology set in motion. San Francisco, 1981:
OK, here’s what needs to happen. We go back to this future, this “San Francisco, 1981.” We find these people, and we terminate their editorships.
You know what I’m talking [...]
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More Like Bush
Published on 23 Nov 2009 at 11:27 am.
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Filed under Europe, Obama, asia, dummkopf!.
Cowboy diplomacy, back in vogue? We’ve already noticed that Eurobamadoration has its limits … they like their Americans to bow and carry a big stick … and all that kowtowing got him nowhere in Asia. Now Gabor Steingart takes another jab at him at Der Spiegel, suggests O’s getting ready to trade in his tired Carter nag for a Bush pony: [...]
This Jihadi Moment
Published on 23 Nov 2009 at 8:01 am.
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Filed under Omega, al qaeda, dummkopf!.
Brought to you by the United States Department of Justice. via Fox: 9/11 conspirator lawyer says his client is looking forward to the limelight. OK, that’s not exactly how he put it.
Bad Rap
Published on 29 Oct 2009 at 9:55 pm.
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Filed under cops, crime, dummkopf!, food.
It’s a small town. Wire, with a Boston Herald assist:
AMERICAN FORK, Utah – McDonald’s wasn’t lovin’ it. But maybe these kids deserve a break today.
Four Utah teens are in the fry-o-lator, cited for disorderly conduct for rapping their order at a Mickey D’s window, imitating a YouTube video: “I need a double cheeseburger and hold [...]
Happy Valley Jihad!
Published on 20 Oct 2009 at 10:42 pm.
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Filed under GWOT, dummkopf!, moronocy.
The Amherst Board of Selectmen, which ranks with the city councils of Berkeley and Cambridge as one of the more earnest and well-intentioned deliberative bodies this side of the Atlantic, has voted to accept two Guantanamo detainees … one Algerian and one Russian convert to Islam … upon their release. This is their jihad! But it [...]
LIED
Published on 18 Oct 2009 at 9:13 am.
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Filed under America, art, dummkopf!, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.
There’s a lot of Shepard Fairey posts out there. I like the Deceiver.com one. “Shepard Fairey Is A Liar.” Simple, to the point. In fact, it’s almost like the “HOPE” of Shepard Fairey plagiarizing perjurist posts, captures the true Fairey spirit iconically.
News via NYT. But because the Shepard Fairey story is a sort of iconic American charlatan’s [...]
OK, One More Thought
Published on 9 Oct 2009 at 12:01 pm.
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Filed under Nazis, Obama, dummkopf!, history, moronocy.
About President Barack Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize. It would be one thing if it was those money-grubbing, Nazi-collaborating … excuse me, neutral … Swedes who had awarded it. Can’t expect them to know the true value of peace.
But the Norwegian Nobel Committee theoretically should be aware that peace and freedom do not grow on trees.
Obama Finally Says Something We Can All Agree With …
Published on 14 Sep 2009 at 11:10 pm.
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Filed under Obama, dummkopf!.
Then does a grab back. Figures. Politico: Obama calls Kanye West a “jackass.”
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Propaganda Management 101
Published on 6 Aug 2009 at 12:59 am.
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Filed under America, Clintons, Kim, North Korea, courage, dummkopf!, military.
I was trying to figure out what it was that bothered me about this picture. Bill and all the other hostages look suitably glum, as anyone forced to pose for propaganda shots should. Then I realized what was missing.
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Good Stuff Done
Published on 7 Jul 2009 at 8:33 am.
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Filed under Bush, Iran, Iraq, Obama, dummkopf!.
By he who must not be named or even indirectly referenced. Not without dismissive derision.
Christopher Hitchens, who was for liberating Iraq before he was for the guy who wanted to abandon it, comes out for the liberation of Iraq and subsequent elections there as the inspiration for the pro-democracy movement in Iran.
Hey, whose idea was [...]
Pals!
Published on 18 Apr 2009 at 9:26 am.
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Filed under Obama, chavez, clowns, dummkopf!.
Obama, Chavez harmonizing, via FOX:
It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
It’s a neighborly day in this beautywood,
A neighborly day for a beauty,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I’ve always wanted to live in a [...]
Terminology Alert
Published on 14 Apr 2009 at 10:19 pm.
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Filed under dummkopf!, illegals.
Heads up: They are now “unauthorized immigrants.” Thanks for the update, Pew Hispanic Center. Thanks also for this population study which I’m guessing is intended to convince us the UIs should be A’d:
Unauthorized immigrants living in the United States are more geographically dispersed than in the past and are more likely than either U.S. born residents [...]
Spot The Dummy
Published on 13 Mar 2009 at 9:04 pm.
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Filed under dummkopf!.
Washington man popped by cop in HOV lane … for failing to buckle his HOV-cheating dummy in. Seattle PI.
Spot The Twit
Published on 13 Mar 2009 at 9:03 pm.
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Arkansas man headed to court for tweeting from the jury box. via AP:
“I just gave away TWELVE MILLION DOLLARS of somebody else’s money.”
“oh and nobody buy Stoam. Its bad mojo and they’ll probably cease to Exist, now that their wallet is 12m lighter.”
And after the lawyers for the defendant filed a motion to dismiss,
“Well, I’m [...]
Book Thrown
Published on 12 Mar 2009 at 9:44 am.
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Filed under Bush, Iraq, dummkopf!, stupid criminals.
As the other shoe drops. Muntadar al-Shoedi will be cooling his heels for three years. Hushpuppy hero shouts “Long Live Iraq.” NYT with the agony of de feet. There’s a corner of Florsheim’s that will be forever … never mind. His lawyers say that sentence is a couple of sizes too large, he was just trying to [...]
“Ass-Kissing Carnival” Pelted
Published on 8 Mar 2009 at 9:56 pm.
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Filed under Britain, Egypt, Palestinians, dummkopf!.
This is terrible. A Gaza relief convoy carrying America-bashing, Saddam-loving, Islamic extremism-embracing British MP George Galloway has been pelted with stones by naughty Egyptian children who also took advantage of a blackout to scrawl bad words and anti-Hamas slogans. AFP:
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Textual Harassment
Published on 8 Mar 2009 at 9:10 am.
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Filed under Internet, crime, culture, dummkopf!, language, love.
And the growing problems of kids and their phones. I’d add the Internet and people in general. Boston Herald:
Recall And Let Shoot
Published on 25 Feb 2009 at 9:08 am.
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Filed under dummkopf!, guns.
Smith & Wesson is recalling all Walther PPK and PPK/S guns manufactured between March 2002 and early this month. The Springfield firm said a defect could allow the $605 weapon to go off without anyone pulling the trigger. It wants to do a remake. Dire risk of no sequel. Boston Herald.
Sorry
Published on 20 Feb 2009 at 2:23 pm.
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Filed under apes, dummkopf!.
NYT may not regret its story insinuating that John McCain and Viki Iseman had an affair, and the New York Post may be only sorry that some dimbulbs actually though a Post cartoonist was comparing President Obama, as opposed to Congress, to a bloated, rampaging chimp that needs to be shot. And the Post totally unapologizes to those who [...]
Yankee Ingenuity
Published on 3 Feb 2009 at 11:16 pm.
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Filed under America, ancient mysteries, dummkopf!, science.
At Maggie’s Farm, where they have cracked the secret of Reynolds Wrap. There’s a pushy-in thingy at the each end of the box, to keep the foil roll from popping out. Helpful demonstration photo at the link. And if you shelled out a little extra tin for the metallic pink and blue, chances are you won’t have [...]
Putting On The Sitz
Published on 24 Nov 2008 at 9:07 am.
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Filed under ancient mysteries, assorted shit, butts, culture, deep thot, do-goodism, dummkopf!, elsewhere, engineering, explosives, ground views, law & order, moronocy, pot, science, shameless opportunism, song, taxes, western civilization.
Better late than never. It was World Toilet Day Nov. 19. I let it go at the time.* But now squatters are back in the news. The la-di-da loos of Times Square. AP via Boston Herald. I’m inspired:
Re: End of the World
Published on 15 Sep 2008 at 10:14 am.
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Filed under Europe, dummkopf!, impending doom!, science.
Chas Martin’s Explorations, on that Euro-collider:
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
I thought it might be [...]
Sixth Sense
Published on 27 May 2008 at 7:49 am.
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Filed under dummkopf!, pols.
Obama sees dead people, Gateway.
Anointed One raises the dead, Small Dead Animals.
Malkin, on raising the dead, and in other related miracles: how Obama’s grandad marched with Patton’s Army and liberated Auschwitz.
Purple Avenger with the remedial history lesson at Ace: Auschwitz, Poland, east of Germany. Red Army, not the same as Patton’s Army. January 1945, Yanks in Belgium, Ivans in Poland. Visual aids [...]
Young People, Schmung People
Published on 29 Apr 2008 at 9:34 am.
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Filed under dummkopf!.
Surber on the youth vote of myth and legend. If the Dems want a youth vote, they really need to grow a set and push through a draft.
Read ‘Young People, Schmung People’
God bless you, Mr. Brounwater
Published on 24 Apr 2008 at 8:08 pm.
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Filed under BS, Bums, Jihad, Nazis, Neanderthals, Taliban, al qaeda, anthronerdism, boobs, dummkopf!, hated Crusaders, human organs, incompetence, law & order, military, mockery, moronocy, nerds, nude, opportunity, pervs, porn, punishment, sex, transsexuals, western civilization.
Representative Paul Broun, R-Ga, wants to define nudity and ban government employees (specifically, military members) from spending their money on it. His Bill has 16 co-sponsors.
Up in heaven, Kurt Vonnegut laughs.
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Schnitzel Korps
Published on 6 Mar 2008 at 12:29 am.
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Filed under Germans, dummkopf!, military, schnitzel.
They’re calling it a wurst-case scenario. Das Bundeswehr über alles. Bei Kilos. via Boston Herald:
