Archives for the 'food' Category
I Kill to Eat
Published on 3 May 2008 at 11:57 pm.
4 Comments.
Filed under food.
I had asparagus tonight. It went quietly. Maybe because I steamed it death under a lid. So even if I wasn’t half deaf, I couldn’t hear it.* Actually I just did it that way because it works better, but if it means I don’t have to listen to it scream, so much the better.
Banned in Costa Rica
Published on 4 Apr 2008 at 10:10 pm.
1 Comment.
Filed under crime, food, shameless self-promotion.
Anti-Mommist fast-food snuff ads. Burger regicide. Fox.
Betel Leaf Wraps with Curried Squid and Cucumber Relish
Published on 1 Apr 2008 at 8:29 pm.
2 Comments.
Filed under asia, food.
Actually sounds pretty good. Note betel leaves can be substituted with Boston or romaine lettuce. That’s when I figured out Bon Appetit is just showing off.
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Here’s a Tip
Published on 26 Mar 2008 at 12:17 am.
2 Comments.
Filed under Britain, crime, food.
Try better service:
Dinner Tab
Published on 20 Mar 2008 at 11:23 pm.
2 Comments.
Filed under America, food.
Thirty days for Del Taco scammer. UK Telegraph:
How to Make Sushi and Hot Naked Models Unappetizing
Published on 12 Mar 2008 at 10:15 am.
6 Comments.
Filed under food, sex.
Make them part of the same creepy, unsanitary-looking buffet spread.
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Felines. Nothing More Than Felines.
Published on 11 Mar 2008 at 8:51 am.
8 Comments.
Filed under China, cats, dogs, food.
Trying to get rid of … stray felines unloved. Felines … woah woah woah, felines …
Sorry.* Socially responsible cat-blogging by Sisu.
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Big-Hearted Man
Published on 11 Mar 2008 at 12:38 am.
3 Comments.
Filed under food, media, romance.
Too big to make his date:
Frikkin Chikkin
Published on 28 Feb 2008 at 8:09 pm.
6 Comments.
Filed under food, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.
Fowl language alert in as Philly gets cheesed over tasteless fastfood billboards.
Bugs
Published on 24 Feb 2008 at 8:57 pm.
6 Comments.
Filed under bugs, food.
They’re what’s for grub. UN conference recommends famine victims, astronauts eat them.
Supermarket Horror!
Published on 20 Feb 2008 at 8:51 am.
4 Comments.
Filed under food.
Tabloid shrieks the alarm. No supermarket tabloid jokes please. Have you checked the expiration dates or had a look out back of your supermarket lately? While we’re at it, along with the remedial sanitation and food safety instruction, how about some bagging lessons.
