Archives for the 'Germans' Category

Greatest Generation Chic

Published on 29 May 2009 at 11:18 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under Germans, Obama, history, media, mockery.

Or just making the most of dead Jews and old uncles? Obama’s using Buchenwald for political purposes, says beloved Great-Uncle Charles Payne, via Der Spiegel:  

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More Naked Anti-Germanism

Published on 27 Apr 2009 at 8:10 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under Germans, nude.

Only this time, it’s naked anti-Naked Germanism. O, the intolerance!
via Boston Herald: Swiss town cracks down on Siegfrieds hiking in the buff.
Apparently the cheese-eating yodelers can’t multiculturally hang with the Fritzes taking their Adolfs out for strolls in the healthy Alpine air. Kind of puts the hiney back in ”Heinie.”  Other Swiss cantons are considering following the lead of conservative Appenzell because insidious [...]

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Huddled Masses Yearning To Breathe Free

Published on 31 Mar 2009 at 10:27 pm. No Comments.
Filed under America, Germans, Nazis, education.

OK, well, maybe not even an entire mass, probably not huddling at all, but two Germans and their kids, anyway, who have fled the bonds of Old Europe. AP: Curricular refugees seek asylum in Tennessee from jackbooted sausage-eating education Nazis.

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Immigrant Minority Persecuted

Published on 27 Mar 2009 at 9:08 pm. 8 Comments.
Filed under Germans, Nazis, money, racism.

Swiss anti-discrimination authorities move to protect a minority immigrant population from vicious discrimination and hate speech. Germans are being cruelly stereotyped by native Swiss as “boorish” and “domineering.” They have even been mocked as “Nazis.”
In tough economic times, some of the cheese-gobbling yodelers see the spike-topped sausage-eaters as competition and wouldn’t mind seeing the Auslanders the heck [...]

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Doo-tschland Über Alles

Published on 2 Mar 2009 at 10:05 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under Germans, dogs.

Dog Mit Uns! Deutscher Gesetzgeber möchte eine Hündchen DNA-Datenbank herstellen, also können Behörden Hunddoo auf deutschen Bürgersteigen an spezifische Dachshunde, Deutscher Schäferhunde, Zwergspitzer, Weimaraners, usw, anpassen.
Danken Sie Gott für den Deutschen. Wenn sie nicht existierten, würden wir sie erfinden müssen.  

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Beerwehr

Published on 3 Dec 2008 at 10:19 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under Afghanistan, Germans, Man Who Would Be King, beer, military, wine.

The German soldier in Afghanistan downs 25 bottles of wine and 485 pints of beer a year.* This follows news that your average goose-stepper is too fat and lazy, sausage-addicted, and his mission to train Afghan cops is a “miserable failure.” Daily Mail: 

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Crock 1, Globe 0

Published on 24 Aug 2008 at 8:41 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under Boston, Germans, clowns, media.

Sunday’s a great day for a thumbsucker, and this one’s highly informative. News quiz:
Q: How many Boston Globe reporters does it take to bungle a Crockefeller softball interview?
A: Three, apparently. The story’s a bit of a snooze but the vid is worth clicking on for the tutorial it offers in slow-pitch interviewing techniques, in which the reporters [...]

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Wax Job

Published on 2 Jun 2008 at 8:50 pm. No Comments.
Filed under Germans, Nazis.

The Siegfrieds debate whether Madame Tussauds Berlin should have a wax Adolf. JTA:  

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Sad Commentary

Published on 7 Mar 2008 at 7:31 am. 12 Comments.
Filed under Britain, Germans, military.

 
Diss this uniform, would you? UPDATED below.
Brits compelled to have a policy debate over whether soldiers and airmen should be encouraged to wear their uniforms in public.

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The Good German

Published on 6 Mar 2008 at 10:26 am. 7 Comments.
Filed under Germans, Iraq, military.

Mocking Germans is like shooting sausage in a butcher’s shop.  As dear old Auntie Helen used to say, if you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
So let’s praise one German who stepped up.  Der Spiegel with a fascinating portrait. If only there were more like him. Say, 82 million.  

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Schnitzel Korps

Published on 6 Mar 2008 at 12:29 am. 10 Comments.
Filed under Germans, dummkopf!, military, schnitzel.

They’re calling it a wurst-case scenario. Das Bundeswehr über alles. Bei Kilos. via Boston Herald: 

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