Archives for the 'Guantanamo' Category

Just Gimme Some Of That Rock’N'Roll Music

Published on 26 Oct 2009 at 9:01 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under Guantanamo, do-goodism, song.

Boston Herald’s Darren Garnick wants to celebrate American music. Specifically, all the great tunes that weare played for the benefit of Guantanamo detainees. 

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The Jihadi Review Of Books

Published on 9 Sep 2009 at 10:07 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Guantanamo, books.

What’s topping the Guantanamo Bestseller List. Times of London on the three hottest reads among the Jihadi literati:
1. The Harry Potter novels
2. Don Quixote
3. Dreams from My Father 
Discuss amongst yourselves. No cruel teen wizard alternate reality jokes, please. No cruel tilting-at-windmill irony jokes, please. No cruel inspirational fantasy escape literature jokes, please. 

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Deadline Issues

Published on 21 Jul 2009 at 8:30 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under GWOT, Guantanamo, Obama, hated Crusaders.

The hated Crusader gulag gets a reprieve as the Obama admin misses its deadline, extends for another six months. No, not the deadline on closing Guantanamo. The deadline for reporting on how they plan to do that. Surber does the honors:
Six months ago, The Won promised a report on the U.S. detention and interrogation policy by July [...]

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Feel His Pain

Published on 27 Jun 2009 at 8:26 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under GWOT, Guantanamo, Obama.

Obama may be forced to order indefinite detention of terror suspects. Don’t worry, he isn’t doing it because he thinks it’s the right thing to do. Washington Post:  

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Split-Screen Irony Alert

Published on 21 May 2009 at 9:20 am. 6 Comments.
Filed under Cheney, GWOT, Guantanamo, Obama, hated Crusaders, moronocy, terrorists.

Politico on a remarkable moment in the political history of television:
President Barack Obama plans to say in his speech Thursday that the U.S. lost its way in fighting terrorism over the last eight years by failing to trust its institutions and values, according to an administration official.
That’s fascinating. Couldn’t agree more. Living through the last [...]

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Fourth Grader Vs. Stanford Lefty

Published on 4 May 2009 at 10:55 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Guantanamo, Obama, hated Crusaders.

It’s the fourth grader in a TKO. The fourth grader, fighting above his weight, is more adept at the sweet science than the Stanford student who took on Condi Rice. The grade schooler asks a better question, doesn’t leave any opening to be shown to be an ignorant kneejerk moron, in the latest lefty prizefight with Condi. Washington Post:
Misha [...]

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Condi Vs. The Pantywaists

Published on 3 May 2009 at 10:02 am. 8 Comments.
Filed under GWOT, Guantanamo, hated Crusaders.

Scott Horton at Harper’s, no slouch as a pantywaist himself, gives it to the pantywaists in a TKO as Condi butts heads with indignant lefty students at Stanford. 
For eight years, Condoleezza Rice dealt with the Beltway punditry and the access-craving White House press corps. The reception she got, with a handful of exceptions, was fawning. Which leaves her totally [...]

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Ha Ha

Published on 2 May 2009 at 9:44 am. 24 Comments.
Filed under GWOT, Guantanamo, Obama, hated Crusaders.

Sorry, that’s all the commentary I can spit out, with the Cheerios flying at the computer screen and the milk coming out my nose. NYT: US May Revive Military Courts at Guantanamo.  

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Miss Universe Organizers Lose Character Competition

Published on 1 Apr 2009 at 1:44 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under Guantanamo, celeb.

The Miss Universe Organization weenies out on Miss Universe’s rave review of sunny Guantanamo. NYT: Blog Post Vanishes.
It’s a disappointment. The Miss Universe creed is pretty much pro-Gitmo on its face.
“We, the young women of the universe, believe people everywhere are seeking peace, tolerance and mutual understanding. We pledge to spread this message in every [...]

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Miss Universe Hearts Guantanamo

Published on 31 Mar 2009 at 8:17 am. 8 Comments.
Filed under Guantanamo, celeb.

And Hugo’s going to be PO’d. Here’s the former Miss Venezuela, via NYT’s The Lede: 
This week, Guantánamo!!! It was an incredible experience.
We arrived in Gitmo on Friday and stared going around the town, everybody knew Crystle and I were coming so the first thing we did was attend a big lunch and then we visited [...]

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Gitmo = Geneva

Published on 20 Feb 2009 at 10:24 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under Guantanamo.

Pentagon review concludes. Washington Post:

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Could Be Interesting

Published on 6 Feb 2009 at 9:26 am. 7 Comments.
Filed under Guantanamo, Obama, justice, terrorists.

UPDATED
Washington Post: Obama to meet with 9/11, Cole victims and families to discuss Guantanamo today.
One Sept. 11 activist, who declined to be identified talking about the meeting, said “fireworks” are likely at the gathering because it will include participants who oppose Obama’s plan to close Guantanamo Bay and those who support it.
Be interesting to see what kind [...]

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How To Make Jihadis Like Us Better

Published on 3 Feb 2009 at 9:55 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under Britain, Guantanamo, terrorists.

AP: British terror suspects held under house arrest have been in contact with other jihadis and are plotting attacks. Good thing they aren’t someplace secure and unpleasant, like Guantanamo, or they might get PO’d and really start plotting stuff. Gateway with more on Gitmo graduates and how closing the hated Crusader Gulag will make us safer.

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GWOT As We Say

Published on 1 Feb 2009 at 10:18 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under GWOT, Guantanamo, Obama.

Obama keeps rendition as a CIA anti-terrorism tool. LA Times. I thought rendition was bad, but apparently it depends who’s doing it. So, with Gitmo being shuttered, whatcha gonna do with them once you have them? Article’s a little unclear on that, suggests human rights types are OK with it as long as jihadis end up in open [...]

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Justice Delay

Published on 30 Jan 2009 at 10:24 am. 7 Comments.
Filed under GWOT, Guantanamo, Obama, justice, terrorists.

Rejected as military judge declines Obama admin request to put off the arraignment of an accused USS Cole plotter. NYT: 

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Who Ya Gonna Blame?

Published on 25 Jan 2009 at 8:26 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under GWOT, Guantanamo, Nazis, Obama, hated Crusaders, terrorists.

George Bush! That didn’t take long, either. Turns out it’s his fault they can’t close Guantanamo right away. Obama admin officials complain about lack of comprehensive case files. Turns out shutting down the law enforcement operation formerly known as GWOT is complicated. Washington Post: 

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About That Torture Thing

Published on 14 Jan 2009 at 9:11 am. 8 Comments.
Filed under Bush, GWOT, Guantanamo, Obama.

There’s a lot of fretting over whether Obama will do the right thing about Guantanamo, and whether the CIA will barred from using harsh interrogation methods in the GWOT.* Greenwald’s having a snit. Now a Guantanamo judge comes forward, says she barred a trial for one terror suspect because his unkind treatment was torture.

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Righteous Noise Facilitation

Published on 30 Dec 2008 at 11:00 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Guantanamo, hated Crusaders, punishment, song.

If you’re interested in that kind of thing. Discussion of iPod listening options and hearing-loss issues starts with the Boston Herald’s recommendation of the Stillwater iKick iK500 as the booming best of the iPod speakers at $250:

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Open Letter to Jello Biafra

Published on 17 Dec 2008 at 1:20 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under Guantanamo, clowns, moronocy, western civilization, yanqui imperialistas.

Dear Jello,
You’re an adult now. Not like when you ran for mayor of San Francisco in 1979 and I cast my first vote for you, because I wasn’t quite an adult yet and neither were you, which is why your absurdist platform was so appealing.

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Senate Blames White House

Published on 11 Dec 2008 at 9:35 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under GWOT, Guantanamo.

For abuses, not individual soldiers. I’m more inclined to blame al Qaeda for the uncomfortable circumstances in which detainees find themselves. The global jihad/worldwide terror campaign was their idea in the first place. But here’s the news, via NYT. Yeah, it’s meant to be a gotcha: 

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Decadent Western Musicians For Jihad

Published on 11 Dec 2008 at 8:58 am. 9 Comments.
Filed under Guantanamo, song.

Protest the use of bad music at Guantanamo to torment Islamic extremists who would ban their music and probably saw their heads off if they had a chance. Radio Free Europe seems like a good place to pluck that irony-packed news from: 

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Weekly Standard Bearers

Published on 22 Nov 2008 at 9:36 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Bush, GWOT, Guantanamo, Obama.

Thomas Joscelyn on the unpleasant surprise awaiting the Obama admin re Gitmo. Clear and Present Danger:
… the important point for much of the commentariat is that Guantánamo will be shuttered. For Guantánamo’s many critics, the facility long ago became a symbol of all that is wrong with the Bush administration’s conduct of the war on [...]

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Obama’s War On Terrorizing

Published on 12 Nov 2008 at 8:06 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under GWOT, Guantanamo, Obama, illegals.

Malkin on the Bush admin’s campaign present to Obama: immigration law enforcement was halted for 72 hours to avoid any inadvertant, or advertant, embarrassment that might result from fugitive alien Aunti Zeituni or any other stray relatives getting the boot. In fairness, it was a no-win. Aunti in cuffs would have been seen as a [...]

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Bad Decision No. 1

Published on 10 Nov 2008 at 1:01 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under Guantanamo, Obama, al qaeda, media.

In the works as AP reports the Obama transition team is working on a plan to ship Guantanamo detainees to the United States for trial. A move that apparently will require a controversial new system of justice. Release for some, U.S. criminal trials for others, and some new, special system to handle sensitive national security cases … hey, [...]

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Cheers & Tears

Published on 30 Oct 2008 at 10:36 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under Guantanamo, Jihad, al qaeda, vid.

Lackawanna wannabes testify in Gitmo trial about reactions among al Qaeda’s Class of 2001 to the defedant’s inspirational cinematography. It was sort of a sweeping “Death of a Nation” effort. via WPost:  

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Guantanamo Syndrome

Published on 22 Sep 2008 at 8:32 pm. No Comments.
Filed under Guantanamo, al qaeda, crime, justice.

Khalid Sheik Mohammed, other mass murderers lend a hand to trial judge, reach out to a recalcitrant Ramzi Binalshibh. “Come, Ramzi, just stop this silliness, be a big terrorist and attend your infidel trial in the hated Crusader star chamber. Please, you’re embarrassing us.” OK, it isn’t clear exactly what he and the others wrote to [...]

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“He Was Just Turning His Life Around”

Published on 9 May 2008 at 9:30 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Guantanamo, moronocy.

We’ve all seen it a thousand times on the mean streets of Any City, USA. Kid gets mixed up with the wrong crowd. Kid goes away for a while, to juvie, county jail or even prison. Kids gets out, impregnates his teenage girlfriend(s). He tells his mom he’s thinking about getting his GED. But something happens, and you [...]

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Terrorists > Guantanamo

Published on 30 Apr 2008 at 12:22 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under Guantanamo, Iraq, moronocy.

Jawa does the honors on CBS moron/Stockholm Syndrome sufferer Richard Butler, who is just grateful the murderous Shiite terrorists who starved him, bound him, blindfolded him, and walled him up weren’t Gitmo’s Koran-flushing, jihadi-fattening, AC/DC-playing war criminal turnkeys.

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Yeah, Well

Published on 20 Jan 2008 at 11:57 am. 10 Comments.
Filed under America, Canada, Guantanamo.

Canada removes the United States from its list of nations that practice torture. NYT:

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War Crimes Smackdown

Published on 27 Oct 2007 at 10:58 pm. 11 Comments.
Filed under Europe, Guantanamo, pols.

Holocaust survivor Lantos does the honors on some Euroweenies:
“Europe was not as outraged by Auschwitz as by Guantanamo Bay”
Surber will take it from here:  

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Hoisted by His Own “Padilla”

Published on 28 Feb 2007 at 10:32 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under Guantanamo, al qaeda.

Jose Padilla, not crazy enough to skate. Judge notes he was able to sign his own statement alleging torture, so he’s sane enough to stand trial and participate in his own defense. 

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