Archives for the 'Hello Kitty' Category

Post-Apocalyptic Britney, Tragic Rasta Lapdogs, Hello Kitty Bling Bling

Published on 29 Sep 2008 at 8:49 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under Hello Kitty, deep thot, dogs, song.

Sky’s falling, Israel’s about to nuke Iran, Palin’s getting dumped and Obama’s already won by a landslide, depending on who you listen to and when. Screw it, I’m Britneyblogging. Boston Herald: New release “Womanizer” shows she’s still the vapid throwaway popmeistress America exalted far beyond her worth. It’s just a little more pathetic post-crazy mama rehab.  

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Hello Kitty Dissed

Published on 19 Mar 2008 at 11:07 pm. 7 Comments.
Filed under Hello Kitty, Japan.

IMPORTANT UPDATES: 
The world’s most recognizable Japanese feline amine* is passed over for global ambassador in favor of Doraemon, some robotic magic cat I’ve never heard of, I dunno about you. News24: 

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Hello Kitty for Men

Published on 29 Dec 2007 at 7:17 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Hello Kitty, Japan.

The question is, are you man enough for Hello Kitty?  

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Sgt. Hello Kitty

Published on 22 Feb 2007 at 12:33 am. 4 Comments.
Filed under Hello Kitty, Japan, military.

Japan, eager to shed its rampaging samurai-sword-wielding Nanking-raping Tojo image as it cautiously projects its power out into the world, promotes the SDF with cuddly cartoon characters.  Meet Prince Pickles: 

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