Archives for the 'impending doom!' Category
How To Live Forever Part 2
Published on 4 Sep 2009 at 9:31 am.
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Filed under ancient mysteries, beer, explosives, impending doom!, sex, sports.
Drink more beer. OK, that’s not exactly what it says. But here’s the latest astonishing healthy lifestyle study results, via MSNBC, with a nod to Military.com:
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Countdown To 12:34:56 7/8/9, End Of Times Resumes!
Published on 9 Jul 2009 at 9:31 am.
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It’s a bummer, I know, to wake up and find out that, just like the day before yesterday, if we’re in the End Times, we don’t even get to know about it. Like Vince, the heavily tattooed, black-caped Albuquerque carpark attendant I mistook for the Angel of Death at Armageddon in 1999, said about it then, “It’s going on all [...]
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Countdown to 12:34:56 7/8/9
Published on 8 Jul 2009 at 10:38 am.
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Shortly after half-past noon today. Be there. I predict the end of the world, with gnashing of teeth, rending of garments, gnawing of tongues for pain, emergence of many-headed beasts, horsemen, plus final determinations on wickedness vs. righteousness, etc. Either that, or 12:34:57 7/8/9. Watch for updates.
UPDATE: Well, it’s 12:34:56 7/8/9 plus, EDT. World not visibly ended yet. [...]
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Dome Capping
Published on 18 May 2009 at 10:44 am.
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In the offing? Republican operative John Feehery at Politico handicaps the chances for a Democratic Congressional coup, comparing Pelosi’s woes against Republicans who lost their heads under the Dome, finds current conditions perfectly stormy.
“Ignore The Noise”
Published on 16 May 2009 at 8:14 am.
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Are you kidding? Enjoy the show. Panetta re Pelosi, via The Hill:
CIA Director Leon Panetta challenged House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s accusations that the agency lied to her, writing a memo to his agents saying she received nothing but the truth.
Panetta said that “ultimately, it is up to Congress to evaluate all the evidence and reach [...]
Sky, Not Falling?
Published on 3 May 2009 at 10:57 am.
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Filed under impending doom!, medicine, racism.
What a disappointment. First, it started cooling off. Big problem no one’s quite ready to deal with yet.* Great Depression fears … Shiller at NYT, tell us something we haven’t heard before. Now this, swine flu … petering out?
Well, the great thing about impending doom, is it’s never too soon to panic … or to start capitalizing [...]
Pretty Good Week
Published on 4 Apr 2009 at 4:41 pm.
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I got called a sign of the Apocalypse and a symptom of all that is wrong and unholy in the world.
Rapture
Published on 13 Mar 2009 at 11:40 am.
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Filed under impending doom!, shameless opportunism, western civilization.
No, it’s not the lion laying down with the lamb, calf with two heads, nothing like that. Newsweek with the earthshaking news of MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice and their long-awaited reunion, in Orem, Utah. You can call it a sign of the End Times if you like. I’m all about the hop. I’m calling it another miracle of [...]
How It Ends
Published on 4 Mar 2009 at 9:24 pm.
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Filed under America, Russia, impending doom!, moronocy.
It’s whimper, not bang for us, according to the wackadoo Russky whose apocalyptic vision of America’s future has made him the toast of the Kremlin. Maybe more of a squeal, with some whinging, some ouchy noises, and qjuite a bit of bowing and scraping, according to that map. For those interested in Igor Panarin’s ideas of the collapse of [...]
Five-Year Plan Accelerated
Published on 4 Mar 2009 at 10:04 am.
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Filed under America, Russia, impending doom!.
US to collapse in 2010, split into six rump states by 2011. Given the general lefty gullibility re all things Russian … worker’s paradise, social justice, useful on Iran, etc. … this Ivan economist’s predictions take on a tone of ominous, self-fulfilling prophecy. via FOX:
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Misery Index
Published on 3 Mar 2009 at 11:25 am.
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BusinessWeek rates the unhappiest cities in America, tops the list with Portland, Oregon, due to No. 1 in use of anti-depressants, No. 4 status in divorce, and 222 cloudy days a year. I dunno. Sounds to me like they’re happy pill-poppers who ditched the ball and chain. Not my lifestyle, but who’s to judge?
I’d have to put [...]
A Great Gnashing Of Teeth
Published on 2 Mar 2009 at 8:00 am.
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Dentists say grinding, tooth damage are up in a down economy, Boston Herald:
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Gaia Re Gaia
Published on 24 Jan 2009 at 8:54 am.
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Filed under impending doom!, warmalism.
Proto-warmalist James Lovelock, originator of the “Gaia” theory of self-regulating planet spoiled by evil humans, is interviewed by a chick named “Gaia.” New Scientist: “One Last Chance to Save Mankind.” Better title would be “Gaia Wants You Dead And So Do The Warmalists.” Hot warmalist art after the jump. We’ll get to the interview in a sec. If [...]
Bad Test Tube?
Published on 20 Jan 2009 at 7:19 am.
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Intel correspondent Eli Lake* at the Washington Times suggests al Qaeda had one. Reports that the biblical wrath visited upon AQ in Algeria was a bio-chem warfare project gone wrong.
Yea, Verily …
Published on 19 Jan 2009 at 5:53 pm.
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Medieval disease whacks medieval evildoers. UK Sun, Algerian AQ camp decimated by plague:
Cow Tax
Published on 7 Dec 2008 at 10:30 am.
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Farmers are up in arms over a Bush admin EPA proposal to levy $175 a year on each dairy cow, 87.50 on beef cattle, and $20 per hog. via Yahoo:
Anti-Warming Ice Threat
Published on 3 Dec 2008 at 9:30 am.
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Populace terrorized by ice chunks flying off giant wind turbine’s blades! Evening Telegraph via Blair who explains that under current cooling trends, anti-warming technology poses growing threat! And I thought Ted Kennedy was just upset about the view of Nantucket Sound out his picture window. Speaking of which, anti-warming technology champion George Bush is expected to give a [...]
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O Despair!
Published on 24 Oct 2008 at 9:23 am.
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Politico’s got it. It’s more of the impending doom meme:
The Nine Plagues
Published on 12 Oct 2008 at 7:54 pm.
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… of Western Snivilization. Hilarious list of catastrophic doom and gloom predictions of the past four decades:
Sky, Falling
Published on 8 Oct 2008 at 10:24 pm.
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Filed under impending doom!, science.
No, it isn’t the economy this time. It’s the sky … falling. ABC:
Re: End of the World
Published on 15 Sep 2008 at 10:14 am.
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Filed under Europe, dummkopf!, impending doom!, science.
Chas Martin’s Explorations, on that Euro-collider:
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
I thought it might be [...]
End of the World …
Published on 9 Sep 2008 at 11:29 pm.
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Filed under France, beer, impending doom!.
… nigh. The irony is, if it happens, it won’t be the American cowboys or ex-Soviet thugs, or Iranian mullahs or al Qaeda or the Chi-coms, or even Dr. Evil who blows us all to smithereens. It’ll be a bunch of pointy-headed Eurowienies in lab coats on the Swiss-French border who are looking for the “God particle” and [...]
Dire Portents
Published on 14 May 2008 at 10:18 pm.
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I’d consider the source on this, but don’t say you weren’t warned. Hill on choosing McCain over Obama, via CNN:
Enviro-Math with Don
Published on 9 Sep 2007 at 8:27 am.
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Filed under impending doom!, warmalism.
5000 polar bears + 17,000 polar bears = 22,000 polar bears - 15,000 polar bears = impending doom, I tell you! Or, historically, whatever.
The seals will be happy to hear that. Earth gets warm, earth gets cold. It happens. Sometimes the sky falls, too. I suspect a study of frozen polar bear poop cores in the pack ice would show [...]
Doomed, Doomed I Tell You …
Published on 6 Sep 2007 at 10:07 am.
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Tigerhawk with some deep thots re dinosaurs and us. Hammer and Chisel of God. He’s right, you know. Could happen. More or less tomorrow.
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Fear, Loathing, and the Presence of Absence
Published on 28 Aug 2007 at 11:21 am.
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Filed under GWOT, Iraq, illegals, impending doom!.
Today’s Miserable Failure Alert, (Via Carrie) highlights this un-funny news item from Frank Gaffney, Jr.:
Director of National Intelligence Michael McConnell revealed to the El Paso Times that the United States had caught Iraqi terrorists trying to get into the country across its still-unfenced southern border. According to a report subsequently published in WorldNetDaily, Adm. McConnell’s [...]
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Fatwas Upon You All!!!
Published on 26 Aug 2007 at 3:28 pm.
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Filed under GWOT, Islam, al qaeda, impending doom!.
By the Beard of the Prophet!
Infidels! Blasphemers! May your Stomachs roast in Hell for all eternity! How long must the Anointed Ones suffer the infernal blathering of Lying Liars Who Lie, like this monstrous Badger-person, who possesses the head of a monkey and snorts entire cattle like crack cocaine!
Throw down your diabolically stupid [...]
Global Warming for the Rich and Famous
Published on 26 Aug 2007 at 12:43 am.
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As Klimate Kommissar of the imbecilariat, Al Gore carries a lot of weight. Er, I mean, he’s a man of substance. That is to say, he’s got a lot of ideas about how Joe Average and Rhonda Run-Of-The-Mill can do their bit to “Go Green” (and yes, I linked the site mainly because that’s [...]
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Window Ghosts
Published on 14 Aug 2007 at 9:04 am.
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Filed under asia, different, impending doom!.
And other tales of rampaging elephants, erupting volcanos and ex-wives at the Jungle Trader. Put on your pith helmet and hack your way through the underbrush into this world of strange and exotic wonders. Be watchful, sleep with one eye open. You may not be young or male enough to have to worry about the [...]
Other Quarters Heard From
Published on 3 Jun 2007 at 6:53 am.
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Filed under GWOT, impending doom!, moronocy.
We live in a difficult world. It is important, that we might resolve our differences and work toward greater harmony, to listen to all voices and learn:
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Splat Alert!
Published on 18 Feb 2007 at 12:40 pm.
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Filed under impending doom!, science, warmalism.
Betcha asteroids killed off more species quicker than any passing temp shift or human activity did.
New Scientist link re impending doom:
