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Kharnival of the Humiliations

Published on 8 Apr 2007 at 9:40 am. 6 Comments.
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Nuclear surprise!  Coming to a mullocracy near you. April 9. 
“Bouyant Teheran warns of further kidnappings.” Hey, go with what works. 
“It was horrid, Mumsy!” 

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Warmongerly Yours

Published on 1 Apr 2007 at 11:10 am. 11 Comments.
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A quick Kharnival: 
You mean we haven’t started bombing yet?  Pajamas Media.
If Iran hates us, let them also fear us. Telegraph. 
A non-apology apology.  Allah.  

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Kharnival of the Iranities

Published on 24 Mar 2007 at 10:54 am. 8 Comments.
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I had actually been thinking about giving the Kharnival the weekend off, maybe make do with a post on the UN vote, when things picked up. So we’re not only opening, we’re opening the gates a day early. Come one, come all. See what you look like in the mullahs’ funhouse mirrors! Updates to include all the twists [...]

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Kharnival of the Iranities

Published on 17 Mar 2007 at 9:30 am. 2 Comments.
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New York, New York … it’s a helluva town!
The sanctions are up! Ahmadinejad’s down!  
Shadoobie. Holocaust-denying, nuke-wanting, Iraq-meddling, Lebanon-hijacking, Israel-off-the-map-wiping Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, is headed for the Big Apple! Don’t mind the maggot!

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Kharnival of the Iranities

Published on 3 Mar 2007 at 7:32 pm. 2 Comments.
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It’s Open Mike Nite at the Kharnival of the Iranities. Some of our standups will have you howling. Some might merit a polite chuckle. None of it’s really funny at all, but that’s another matter. 
Standup comic/Foreign Ministry spokesman Seyed Mohammad Ali Hosseini slays ‘em with satire:  

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