Archives for the 'law & order' Category

Yee Ha!

Published on 1 Oct 2008 at 11:17 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Boston, law & order.

Head ‘em up, move ‘em out! Boston Herald:
A well-turned-out Texan and his stunning stiletto-heeled wife pleaded not guilty yesterday to charges they acted like boorish buckaroos while guests of the luxurious Boston Harbor Hotel, allegedly attacking police and berating staff with racist slurs.
The Rowes Wharf rodeo was allegedly precipitated by the lovers locking horns at [...]

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Cosby Unfunny

Published on 26 Apr 2008 at 12:34 am. 14 Comments.
Filed under justice, law & order, mockery, racism.

 
(Note the messages on Cosby’s shirts. They do not say something stupid.)
I was about eight the last time I was a Cosby fan, which is about when he was edgy. That was a long time ago. This unfunny Cosby act has been pretty good, though. Bill Cosby has been aggravating elements of the black status quo/powers that be … white sq/ptb [...]

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God bless you, Mr. Brounwater

Published on 24 Apr 2008 at 8:08 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under BS, Bums, Jihad, Nazis, Neanderthals, Taliban, al qaeda, anthronerdism, boobs, dummkopf!, filthy Crusader pigs, human organs, incompetence, law & order, military, mockery, moronocy, nerds, nude, opportunity, pervs, porn, punishment, sex, transsexuals, western civilization.

Representative Paul Broun, R-Ga, wants to define nudity and ban government employees (specifically, military members) from spending their money on it. His Bill has 16 co-sponsors.
 Up in heaven, Kurt Vonnegut laughs.

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The Godiva Precedent

Published on 11 Apr 2008 at 8:26 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under free speech, law & order, nude.

 
Is argued before the high court as public nudity is nixed as a First Amendment right in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. The Supreme Judicial Court overrules an Cambridge judge, and reinstates the lewdness charge on an anti-Xmas commercialization protestor. Boston Herald:  

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Duck Covered

Published on 4 Apr 2008 at 9:54 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under crime, ducks, law & order.

 
By court protective order. Judge orders waterfowl attacking punk to stay away from Circles the duck. Newsday. 

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An Ear for an Ear

Published on 28 Mar 2008 at 7:50 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under ancient mysteries, filthy Crusader pigs, justice, law & order.

Ancient justice advocated for a Finnish tourist’s vandalism of ancient mystery statues on Easter Island. via Boston Herald:  

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Moore Vineyards

Published on 27 Mar 2008 at 10:31 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under Iraq, free speech, law & order, military.

Produces a fine whine: 

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Gold Medal

Published on 22 Feb 2008 at 11:01 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under law & order, moronocy.

In the moronathalon goes to this father-son Taser team. Herald.

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Massachusetts Perv Update

Published on 22 Feb 2008 at 10:23 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under crime, law & order, punishment.

Sex deviant’s long rap sheet didn’t faze judge. Boston Herald:

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It’s The Predatory Perversion, Stupid

Published on 21 Feb 2008 at 9:25 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under law & order, pervs.

Another Massachusetts judge with a soft spot for dangerous criminals.  We’ve got a lot of them. Judges with soft spots and dangerous criminals.  This one … the dangerous Level Three sexual offender … having been freed by a judge, had a ski mask, duct tape and gloves in his rape kit when he followed a woman into [...]

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Berkeley out of US!

Published on 2 Feb 2008 at 12:30 pm. 19 Comments.
Filed under law & order, military, moronocy.

All yours, al-Qaeda. SF Chron:   

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Hero

Published on 21 Jan 2008 at 8:23 am. No Comments.
Filed under law & order.

With issues. New Hampshire man who killed a cop-killer runs afoul of the law.

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Hero Chihuahua

Published on 29 Dec 2007 at 7:16 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under crime, dogs, law & order.

Gets the chalupa.

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Cats Back

Published on 8 Dec 2007 at 1:12 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under law & order, moronocy.

Boston’s cat lady can have her hoarded kitty corpses back, Supreme Judicial Court rules:  

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Traditionalist Yokels

Published on 8 Dec 2007 at 12:58 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under law & order.

Ha. These backward hicks in Rhode Island think they’re not supposed to be legislating from the bench:   

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Texan Neighborhood Watch

Published on 26 Nov 2007 at 9:11 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under guns, law & order.

This could have a negative impact on the greater Houston house-breaking industry. 
This would not happen in my state, due to the well-established Massachusetts criminals’ rights movement that levies severe penalties on anyone with a lawful firearm attempting to interfere with a domestic felony in progress.

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Poor Judgment

Published on 22 Nov 2007 at 8:06 am. No Comments.
Filed under law & order.

Libel-suit judge exercised it.
Herald here: Judge finds judge’s misconduct unbecoming, but not willful.
Prior here and here. 
Some related links:
Globe: Judge in Herald case wants early retirement.    
Citizen Media Law Project: Massachusetts SJC denies Boston Herald Motion for Reconsideration of Judge Murphy Libel Decision.
Globe: SJC upholds judge’s libel victory over the Herald.
Herald: Murphy wins appeals ruling in libel case: Herald vows to [...]

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Judicial Issues

Published on 27 Sep 2007 at 12:56 am. Comments Off.
Filed under law & order.

Boston Herald continues its reporting on libel-suit judge* here and here. 

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Importance of Being Earnest

Published on 2 Aug 2007 at 8:00 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under law & order.

The judge who sued my newspaper, my co-workers and myself and, thanks to the considered judgment of other judges, walked away with a $2.1 million judgment plus interest, says the trauma of it all has rendered him physically and mentally unfit to serve on the bench.  Ernest Murphy wants a disability pension.    

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Justice Down

Published on 31 Jul 2007 at 7:09 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under law & order, pols.

Best to the chief justice and his family. More here. Sounds like he’s been down this road before and will be OK. Hate to see a constitutional crisis. Nothing out of Schumer on this yet.  Charming Roberts has hoodwinked him before.  Others quicker on the draw:

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Plame Out

Published on 19 Jul 2007 at 11:50 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under law & order, pols.

Technically, it was just the dismissal of a disgruntled former employee’s nuisance lawsuit. In fact, it was the dismissal of an entire political genre of Bush Derangement Syndrome: 

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No Time in Non-Crime

Published on 3 Jul 2007 at 7:24 am. 11 Comments.
Filed under law & order, punishment.

Scooter skates. Well, not exactly. There’s $250,000 that won’t be going into any GOP campaigns, and Scooter gets to be a felon.  Pretty rough when no one actually did anything wrong.  The left has had to make do with half-truths and fabrications in its quest to find some Bush malfeasance over the years, and this commutation is only a [...]

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“Bong Hits 4 Jesus”

Published on 26 Jun 2007 at 1:36 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under law & order.

… turns out to be a dopey free speech case.  Not exactly unpredictable.   

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Pantsed

Published on 26 Jun 2007 at 12:36 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under law & order.

Boo-hoo judge headed for the cleaners: 

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Death vs. Murder

Published on 11 Jun 2007 at 9:28 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under crime, law & order, punishment.

Studies say the death penalty, expeditiously applied, not only prevents murders but deters them.   

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Victim of Society

Published on 8 Jun 2007 at 11:50 pm. 24 Comments.
Filed under celeb, law & order.

I may be a heartless bastard, and a tabloid vulture to boot.  But like the lefties like to say about murderers, rapists, etc., society made her what she is. High society, in her case. 

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Dateline Paris

Published on 8 Jun 2007 at 8:15 am. 6 Comments.
Filed under celeb, law & order.

You’ve seen all the dumb articles, now here’s the mindsucking vid. compliments of Becks in comments. 
OK, so you just read the vapid headlines. Here’s the full spectrum of Hilton coverage:

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Non-Crime Gets Bogus Sentence

Published on 6 Jun 2007 at 1:13 am. 24 Comments.
Filed under law & order, lawyers, pols.

Libby gets 2 1/2 years and $250,000 fine.  Kristol is worked up that Bush said its “terrible” but is holding off on the pardon.  Doesn’t sound like he’s closed the door, nor has Libby heard the doors slam. 

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Crime and Punishment

Published on 4 Jun 2007 at 10:32 am. 41 Comments.
Filed under crime, law & order, pols.

And the latter in the absence of the former.
Editor and Publisher on Libby’s sentencing tomorrow, focuses on Clinton perjury** vs. Libby perjury. 

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Ad Libby Trial

Published on 17 Feb 2007 at 10:34 pm. 6 Comments.
Filed under Intel, Iraq, law & order, media.

I’d call this brilliant satire, except that every goddamned, bitter word of it is true.  Victoria Toensing in a Washington Post oped states the case for indicting Special Persecutor Patrick Fitzgerald; former Deputy Suckretary of State Richard Armitage; the Cover Its Ass; the Justless Department, former U.S. Self-Aggrandizer Joseph Wilson, and large sections of the traitor media among [...]

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Cops to Perps: Urine Trouble

Published on 9 Feb 2007 at 9:48 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Uncategorized, law & order.

Burglary lands crims in warm liquid.*
* this article has been adapted by the Boston Herald from the original inexplicably boring AP writeup.

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