Archives for the 'moronocy' Category
Jackass 101
Published on 6 Nov 2009 at 9:26 am.
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Prof. Hullabaloo Digby, lefty blogger extraordinaire, instructing:
Alternate Iraq War Universe … Obama Won!
Published on 25 Oct 2009 at 10:35 pm.
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Filed under Iraq, Obama, media, moronocy.
It’s a weird Tom Friedman dream sequence:
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Welcome To Moonbat Nation, Mr. President!
Published on 23 Oct 2009 at 9:24 am.
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Filed under Boston, Obama, moronocy.
Howie Carr does the honors as Obama arrives in Beantown to the boos of the moonbat peanut gallery. Boston Herald:
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If Shouting Is The New Spanking
Published on 22 Oct 2009 at 10:05 pm.
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Filed under kids, moms and dads, moronocy.
Then the move to ban it can’t be too far behind. NYT:
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Happy Valley Jihad!
Published on 20 Oct 2009 at 10:42 pm.
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Filed under GWOT, dummkopf!, moronocy.
The Amherst Board of Selectmen, which ranks with the city councils of Berkeley and Cambridge as one of the more earnest and well-intentioned deliberative bodies this side of the Atlantic, has voted to accept two Guantanamo detainees … one Algerian and one Russian convert to Islam … upon their release. This is their jihad! But it [...]
Carbon Footprint Diminishment Advocated
Published on 20 Oct 2009 at 10:02 pm.
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Filed under moronocy, warmalism, western civilization.
By Rush Limbaugh, who suggests a New York Times enviro-columnist who advocates birth control for Gaia engage in a higher degree of planet-saving action and off himself. Lefties are scandalized.
It’s more “Do as we say, not as we have any intention of doing ourselves.” As in “disappear, humans.”
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“Dumb”
Published on 20 Oct 2009 at 12:12 pm.
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Filed under Obama, media, mockery, moronocy.
Washington Post’s Ruth Marcus gets points for noticing:
In Other Thin-Skinned Political Developments
Published on 20 Oct 2009 at 12:10 pm.
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Filed under Obama, media, moronocy.
Weekly Standard’s John McCormack gets the bum’s rush at a political event because he asked the candidate about her positions. The problem seems to be that Dede Scozzafava is uncomfortable with people knowing that how well she lines up with the Obama admin … including the shoot-the-messenger part.
Here’s his boss Bill Kristol with more on the extent of the thin-skinnedness [...]
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Jon & Octomom Plus 22
Published on 19 Oct 2009 at 10:37 pm.
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Filed under America, TV, moronocy, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.
Important tabloid news update … Octomom has a crush on Jon Gosselin:
From The State That Brought You Willie Horton
Published on 15 Oct 2009 at 8:22 am.
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Filed under Boston, crime, moronocy, punishment.
Massachusetts inmates to get swine flu vaccine before law-abiding taxpayers. Boston Herald:
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When She’s Right, She’s Right!
Published on 15 Oct 2009 at 8:19 am.
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Filed under Afghanistan, Obama, moronocy.
Arianna Huffington says Joe Biden should resign over Afghanistan. Agreed! The strategy he is carrying the torch for is moronic! Hang on, that’s not exactly how Huffington puts it. She wants him to fall on his sword as a matter of principle if Obama actually pays attention to his generals. First miscalculation, the notion that Biden is in any [...]
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Structural Issues
Published on 11 Oct 2009 at 9:00 pm.
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Filed under Obama, media, moronocy.
White House Communications Director Anita Dunn whines that Fox acts as a “wing of the Republican Party.” No complaints about the rest of the White House Press Corps acting as a Democratic high-rise condo development, though. via Think Progress, your go-to place for skewed views on the news.
They’re widely viewed as, you know, a part of [...]
What A Nobel Laureate!
Published on 10 Oct 2009 at 9:40 am.
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Filed under Obama, explosives, moronocy, shameless self-promotion.
It used to be one of the highest honors of the human race. Nobel Laureate. Much gravitas and profundity wrapped up in those words.*
OK, One More Thought
Published on 9 Oct 2009 at 12:01 pm.
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Filed under Nazis, Obama, dummkopf!, history, moronocy.
About President Barack Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize. It would be one thing if it was those money-grubbing, Nazi-collaborating … excuse me, neutral … Swedes who had awarded it. Can’t expect them to know the true value of peace.
But the Norwegian Nobel Committee theoretically should be aware that peace and freedom do not grow on trees.
One Other Thought
Published on 9 Oct 2009 at 10:38 am.
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Filed under Obama, moronocy.
They popped it on a Friday, the traditional graveyard of embarrassing news.
Does that mean they hoped no one would notice that they just taped a big “Kick Me” sign on his behind? I bet these guys noticed:
No Code Pink Rethink
Published on 8 Oct 2009 at 9:36 am.
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Filed under Afghanistan, moronocy, terrorists, women.
American Power interviews Code Pink co-founder Julie Evans, who claims there’s no Code Pink rethink on Afghanistan. Troops out! Humanitarians in! Women’s rights now! (Apparently she wasn’t paying attention in the ’90s, or the ‘Naughts, for that matter. Not clear on the Taliban/al-Qaeda women’s rights concept).
Here’s the original Christian Science Monitor article about Code Pink co-founder Medea Benjamin [...]
Mr. President’s Busy Busy Day
Published on 5 Oct 2009 at 11:19 pm.
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Filed under Obama, moronocy.
The thoughtful, mildly exasperated, handwringiness of this Yglesias post is as special as one of Mr. Rogers’ cardigans. It’s about why Obama hasn’t been able to meet with his war-time commander, except to chew him out on the tarmac at Copenhagen after O’s whirlwind round of IOC cocktail parties:
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High Road Located
Published on 1 Oct 2009 at 8:39 am.
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Filed under France, moronocy, pols.
CNN: GOP suspends plan to seek condemnation of Rep. Alan Grayson, D- Fla., for saying the GOP health plan is “die quickly.” Good move. Leave the apology-mongering and the low road to them. And give them enough rope. Politico: Grayson, “I’ll apologize to the dead,” likens health-care status quo to the Holocaust.
Great minds think alike. Allahpundit [...]
In Crazy American Dictatorship Prediction News
Published on 30 Sep 2009 at 9:48 pm.
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Filed under Obama, moronocy.
Gore Vidal, who at 83 is even crazier and crankier than I remember him,* tells the Times of London:
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Happy Birthday PRC!
Published on 29 Sep 2009 at 8:36 am.
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Filed under China, moronocy.
Imperialist State Bui … I mean, Empire State Building to light up red and yellow for 60 great years of Chinese communism! AFP:
ACME Anti-War Protest Co.
Published on 21 Sep 2009 at 9:33 pm.
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Filed under Afghanistan, moronocy.
An almost readable exercise in the polemics of indignation by the sockpuppet also known as Glenn Greenwald, who rattles on at some length about reaction to the news of McCrystal’s Afghanistan report, declaring “the vague case for continuing to occupy that country is virtually identical to every instance where America’s war-loving Foreign Policy Community advocates the need [...]
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Democratic Fundraising Push
Published on 15 Sep 2009 at 11:52 am.
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Filed under moronocy, pols.
For the campaign to re-elect Joe Wilson presses ahead, with a House vote to reprimand him planned for today. Washington Post. Let’s $750,000 in 48 hours after shouting … curious to see what rolls in with censure.
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News Of The Weird
Published on 15 Sep 2009 at 10:23 am.
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Filed under Nazis, do-goodism, moronocy.
Human Rights Watch military analyst, when not accusing people of Nazi-like war crimes, is a closet Nazi artifact fan! Apparently he was quite enthusiastic about his hobby. Nazibilia collector Marc Garlasco, aka “Flak88,” reportedly gushed online, “That is so cool! The leather SS jacket makes my blood go cold it is so COOL!” NYT.
Organs For Health Care
Published on 9 Sep 2009 at 12:00 pm.
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Filed under China, Obama, media, moronocy, pols.
It’s always astonishing to see, just when you think Friedman has completely lost his mind, he always has a little more left to lose. Here he is, saying we should be like the People’s Republic of China, model of modern advancement, thanks to the efficiency of its “one-party autocracy,” as opposed to our “one-party democracy.”
I’m not going [...]
Midnight Self-Massacre
Published on 6 Sep 2009 at 11:08 am.
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Filed under Obama, clowns, moronocy, warmalism.
Gutless wonder of a conspiracy theorist quits gutless wonder of a White House in the wee hours of Sunday morning, Labor Day weekend. Good work, Rahm. It’ll be out of the papers by Tuesday. Given that the Van Jones Truther scandal was barely covered in the first place, it’s like it never happened.
Washington Post’s 44 blog here. [...]
Scary Dangerous Health-Care Protest
Published on 3 Sep 2009 at 10:20 pm.
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Filed under media, medicine, moronocy.
Turns out the lefties and the media were right about the danger of bloodshed at increasingly heated health-care protests. This kind of shifts the irrational health-care rage thing solidly into the other camp, though. Pro-socialized medicine MoveOn protestor confronts, yells at, menaces an elderly anti-Obamacare protestor, then bites the old guy’s finger off in the ensuing fight. KTLA.
Ha. Washington Post’s E.J. Dionne chimes in sagely. [...]
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Cash For Cons
Published on 25 Aug 2009 at 10:23 am.
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Filed under Boston, Obama, hacks, money, moronocy.
Sounds like an “Only in Massachusetts” kind of thing, but even the hacks in Taxachusetts couldn’t believe it when the feds mailed economic stimulus checks to state prison inmates. Boston Herald:
Federal economic stimulus cash was handed out to cons behind bars in Bay State prisons after a bureaucratic snafu resulted in $250 checks being sent to some [...]
Pawn Swapping
Published on 10 Aug 2009 at 9:42 am.
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Filed under Clintons, Iran, Kim, Korea, media, moronocy.
The UK Daily Mail offers a version of the back story on Bill’s North Korean rescue mission from assorted unnamed insiders, as well as details on the captured journos’ capitalization plans and a depiction of embarrassingly amatuerish behavior that is said to have got them in this mess in the first place.
Meanwhile, in Iran, the mullahs are [...]
War On Terror’s Over!
Published on 6 Aug 2009 at 9:08 pm.
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Filed under Bush, GWOT, Obama, hated Crusaders, moronocy.
I guess that means Bush won. Ha ha, just kidding!
Seriously, the Obamists haven’t quite figured out how to fight it yet … their best ideas have been to keep Bush’s best ideas going … but they do know how they want to talk about it. They’re all done with the “war on terrorism.” Jon Ward and [...]
We Have A Winner!
Published on 6 Aug 2009 at 1:10 pm.
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Filed under media, moronocy, racism.
In the “Political Criticism of Obama is Inherently Racist” competition! It took a while, which is encouraging. With the exception of the reaction to the NY Post’s drunken-bloated-dead-chimp-as-economic-stimulus cartoon … political mockery that was actually aimed at the drunken, bloated Congressional leadership that authored the porkulus … it almost seemed like we had have entered a blissfully post-racial period [...]
Freedom Of Jihad
Published on 30 Jul 2009 at 11:25 am.
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Filed under GWOT, Obama, al qaeda, explosives, moronocy.
My old pal Richard Reid,* aka Federal Inmate No. 24079-038, popularly known as the “shoe bomber,” is suing for his right to communicate and pray … with a bunch of other al-Qaeda types. Debra Burlingame at the Wall Street Journal explains how Reid’s lawsuit and a better-liked DOJ seems more amenable to allowing him to share the company [...]
Die Free or Live
Published on 18 Jul 2009 at 11:48 am.
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Filed under moronocy, nature.
Eagle Scout Scott Mason “did everything right” when he was injured and stranded for three days in wintry conditions on Mount Washington during a solo hike in April, and came out alive. That’s what New Hampshire Fish & Game said then.
Now game wardens in the “Live Free or Die” state have slapped the 17-year-old with a $25,234 bill for the [...]
To Save American Health Care …
Published on 16 Jul 2009 at 12:18 pm.
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Filed under medicine, moronocy.
… they have to destroy it. Take it away, International Business Daily:
When we first saw the paragraph Tuesday, just after the 1,018-page document was released, we thought we surely must be misreading it. So we sought help from the House Ways and Means Committee.
It turns out we were right: The provision would indeed outlaw individual [...]
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Bad Idea
Published on 15 Jul 2009 at 11:13 pm.
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Filed under food, moronocy, robots.
Never mind those quaint “I, Robot” and “2001″ type AI systems with personality disorders figuring out they’re smarter than us and deciding to take over. These organic matter-eating robots don’t need to be any smarter than a pit bull to get hungry, look around, not find any plants or dead bodies to eat and decide you’ll do …
FOX News:
Quote Of The Week
Published on 15 Jul 2009 at 11:12 pm.
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Filed under Boston, men, moronocy, pervs, women.
Goes to Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick, who says this about a bill that would allow men to use the women’s room, if they declare themselves to be women. via Boston Herald:
”Somehow we manage at home with bathrooms that don’t have ’men’ and ’women’ on them. And we can probably figure that out on public spaces, too.”
Sure, if [...]
Big Hush-Hush Secret: U.S. Plotted To Kill AQ Leaders
Published on 13 Jul 2009 at 9:55 am.
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Filed under GWOT, al qaeda, moronocy.
The Wall Street Journal reports the big secret plan the CIA on Dick Cheney’s orders didn’t tell Congress about was a program to target al-Qaeda leaders for assassination. Turns out Congress was kind of told about it. Apparently wanting to kill al-Qaeda leaders is wrong:
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Nanny State Goes To War
Published on 12 Jul 2009 at 1:11 pm.
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Filed under America, military, moronocy, tobacco.
“War is redneck as hell,” as Sgt. Howison observed one hot morning in Baghdad a few years back. He was talking about all the big vehicles, all the blowing shit up, and with all that lead and high explosive flying around the place, all the smoking and dipping and nobody much giving a damn about potential future health threats.
Yeah, [...]
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Caution: Girl Texting
Published on 12 Jul 2009 at 11:20 am.
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WCBS, Staten Island teen falls into an open manhole while texting. She bruised, cut, covered with raw sewage. Sounds terrible. Sounds like a cautionary tale. No, not that it’s stupid not to look where you’re going! It’s not like that girl has a legal obligation not to be a nitwit!
Politburo Mulls Airbrushing Reagan
Published on 3 Jul 2009 at 9:05 am.
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Filed under commies, moronocy, pols.
Barbara Hollingsworth, Washington Examiner:
At Wednesday’s Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Board meeting, chairman H.R. Crawford – a former District Council member and Marion Barry confidante – told fellow Board members that he has heard talk on Capitol Hill about yanking former President Ronald Reagan’s name off the local airport and returning it to its previous generic [...]
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Due To Technical Difficulties
Published on 1 Jul 2009 at 10:10 pm.
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Obama to Troops: “WTF” post bumped here:
http://www.julescrittenden.com/2009/07/02/obama-to-troops-wtf/
Thank you for your patience.
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What Would Gaia Think?
Published on 1 Jul 2009 at 1:46 pm.
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Filed under moronocy, warmalism.
Quote of the day from commenter MikeHu, re Earth Treason:
The actual 4.6 billion-year old planet, survivor of multitudes of asteroid hits, Milankovitch cycle changes, magnetic pole reversals, solar and cosmic radiation, myriad volcanic caldera collapses, mantle plume eruptions, etc., etc. doesn’t give a rat’s ass about a few degrees Celsius or what idiots like Krugman [...]
Manure
Published on 28 Jun 2009 at 8:42 am.
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Filed under hacks, moronocy, warmalism.
It’s all about making the world a better place, but Boehner calls the big energy bill a pile of __it. Actually, it’s being reported as a “pile of s__t” at The Hill, where a Dem aide is allowed to yuk anonymously, “What do you expect from a guy who thinks global warming is caused by [...]
His Inner Kerry (UPDATED: Adieu, Jacko)
Published on 25 Jun 2009 at 8:35 am.
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Filed under Boston, hacks, moronocy.
WE INTERRUPT OUR NORMAL PROGRAMMING WITH THIS BREAKING NEWS:
Heat’s off Sanford … Michael Jackson’s dead. Do you remember where you were when you heard? Sanford does … off the front page.
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Sullivanology Finals, With A Greenwald Pop Quiz
Published on 24 Jun 2009 at 7:14 am.
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I’ve dabbled a little in Sullivan mockery. Make way for a maestro. Professor of Sullivanology Christopher Badeaux, The New Ledger. It’s an academic, footnoted deconstruction of the unprincipled mountebank know as Andrew Sullivan, but like the best of modern scholarship, is highly readable:
Rarely in human history has a gay man been that obsessed with a married woman’s [...]
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Miranda Rights For Terrorists
Published on 10 Jun 2009 at 9:36 pm.
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Filed under Obama, al qaeda, moronocy.
Sure, why not? They’re going to be bringing them back here for trial anyway. Lawyer ‘em up and get that door revolving. So, do they have bail hearings in Bagram? Weekly Standard.
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Jump-Shark Waterboarded!
Published on 23 May 2009 at 8:35 am.
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Filed under GWOT, moronocy.
As shockjock Mancow, with a listener-voted waterboarding experiment, definitively establishes that it is torture. With multiple lefty endorsements, it’s the definitive shark-jumping torture determination! NBC Chicago:
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Everyone Else Did
Published on 22 May 2009 at 11:23 am.
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Filed under Cheney, Obama, moronocy.
So I don’t have to. Weigh in on the Great Debate, that is. All I have to say is, when you’re president of the United States, and you and the House Speaker of your one-party government find yourselves in an extended debate with the internationally reviled ex-veep of a despised former administration, you’ve already lost. Never mind [...]
30 Percent Rage
Published on 22 May 2009 at 8:38 am.
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Filed under Boston, hacks, moronocy, taxes.
Howie Carr’s “Hate To Say I Told You So” to the 70 percent of Massachusetts voters who blocked the elimination of the state income tax last November. Boston Herald:
Injustice Sought
Published on 21 May 2009 at 11:50 am.
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Filed under Iraq, Spain, law & order, military, moronocy.
Again. Spanish judge reinstates charges against three American soldiers in the April 2003 Hotel Palestine incident. AP:
Judge Santiago Pedraz said he had obtained new testimony from witnesses contradicting the U.S. argument that the tank crew was responding to hostile fire when it shot at a Baghdad hotel housing Western journalists.
…
In a new 10-page indictment announced [...]
Split-Screen Irony Alert
Published on 21 May 2009 at 9:20 am.
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Filed under Cheney, GWOT, Guantanamo, Obama, hated Crusaders, moronocy, terrorists.
Politico on a remarkable moment in the political history of television:
President Barack Obama plans to say in his speech Thursday that the U.S. lost its way in fighting terrorism over the last eight years by failing to trust its institutions and values, according to an administration official.
That’s fascinating. Couldn’t agree more. Living through the last [...]
