Archives for the 'moronocy' Category
Comic Timing
Published on 17 May 2008 at 9:12 am.
1 Comment.
Filed under pols, guns, moronocy.
Didja hear the one about someone shooting the presidential candidate?
The Year … 2013
Published on 16 May 2008 at 9:36 am.
2 Comments.
Filed under moronocy, Hollywood, McCain.
I thought this AP article was a little over the top, with its description of a “mystical” speech and its report that McCain “peered through a crystal ball to 2013.” Then I saw this at the McCain site, with the melodramatic voiceover.
Carbon Runway Skidmarks
Published on 14 May 2008 at 8:55 pm.
4 Comments.
Filed under warmglob, moronocy.
As hilarious as this story is about Sir Paul’s $165,000 hybrid Lexus being flown halfway around the world at a horrendous cost to Gaia, it raises some serious questions. UK Telegraph:
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No Play Cheap Shots
Published on 14 May 2008 at 12:15 am.
7 Comments.
Filed under Iraq, Bush, moronocy.
Bush says that out of respect for the war dead and their families, he decided to stop playing golf during wartime. AFP:
Dumb as Bush, Senile as McCain
Published on 9 May 2008 at 11:58 pm.
4 Comments.
Filed under pols, moronocy.
Only younger and smarter. Howabout that. Even boy wonders say stupid stuff sometimes:
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Know Thy Enemy
Published on 9 May 2008 at 12:17 pm.
2 Comments.
Filed under moronocy, academia.
Or not, at thy own risk. Reynolds weighs in with praise for the ACLU and the press, as well as FIRE, in resolving the bizarre case of PC persecution of a reading janitor at a university that has its head even farther up an inaccessible place than usual. The red-faced anti-educationists are forced to admit […]
“He Was Just Turning His Life Around”
Published on 9 May 2008 at 9:30 am.
2 Comments.
Filed under Guantanamo, moronocy.
We’ve all seen it a thousand times on the mean streets of Any City, USA. Kid gets mixed up with the wrong crowd. Kid goes away for a while, to juvie, county jail or even prison. Kids gets out, impregnates his teenage girlfriend(s). He tells his mom he’s thinking about getting his GED. But something happens, and you […]
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The Cheeseman Departeth
Published on 8 May 2008 at 9:33 am.
2 Comments.
Filed under Boston, moronocy.
The Boston mob has been a laughingstock for decades. There was the wiretapping of an Omerta ceremony in Medford. Lame-o. There was the taking down of the old school Italians by a murderous Irish upstart drug dealer/extortionist working in concert with the FBI. The murderous Irish upstart also ended up taking down the local FBI […]
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Halp Us Steefn Kinge Were Stuck In A Horrer Shoe
Published on 6 May 2008 at 1:32 pm.
7 Comments.
Filed under moronocy, literary.
Scary dogs, crazy sadistic writers and Langoliers loosed on NewsBuster Noel Sheppard after Stephen King goes all Shining about the criticism of his own version of “Stuck in Iraq” … remarks which frankly skirt dangerously close to plagiarizing John Kerry.
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No Regrets
Published on 5 May 2008 at 10:25 pm.
5 Comments.
Filed under pols, moronocy, flags.
Who wants to bet this charming brat of a captain of industry is enjoying all of this even more than Jeremiah Wright, even if he’s been smart enough to keep his mouth shut? Countdown to the gleeful/smug blah blah blah starts now. Here’s the gleeful/smug take in August 2001, when he was still trying to find that […]
Great American Slaughterers Through the Ages
Published on 3 May 2008 at 2:45 pm.
6 Comments.
Filed under moronocy, history, America.
An Iraqi TV channel, apparently unhappy that the United States ended the three-decade reign of one of the modern era’s marquee mass murderers, takes a ramble through U.S. history to highlight great American “slaughterers” who have occupied the White House. A little fact-challenged, and considering all the death and destruction we get pinned with, not […]
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Attention Called
Published on 3 May 2008 at 10:36 am.
14 Comments.
Filed under pols, moronocy.
I’m guessing the Wall Street Journal op-ed editor’s goal in publishing a narcissistic piece by depression-plagued Ivy League literary phenom/dingbat Elizabeth Wurtzel admonishing us to ignore a presidential candidate’s disturbing pattern of friendships, was to call more attention to a disturbing pattern of friendships that we should be paying attention to.
Terrorists > Guantanamo
Published on 30 Apr 2008 at 12:22 am.
3 Comments.
Filed under Iraq, Guantanamo, moronocy.
Jawa does the honors on CBS moron/Stockholm Syndrome sufferer Richard Butler, who is just grateful the murderous Shiite terrorists who starved him, bound him, blindfolded him, and walled him up weren’t Gitmo’s Koran-flushing, jihadi-fattening, AC/DC-playing war criminal turnkeys.
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Eff the Troops
Published on 29 Apr 2008 at 8:12 am.
4 Comments.
Filed under Iraq, moronocy.
The great thing about the Internet is that this will be around to haunt Ian Murphy long after he grows up, if he ever manages that.
Top-Rated Sexy Sox Girls
Published on 28 Apr 2008 at 9:42 pm.
1 Comment.
Filed under Boston, sex, moronocy, baseball, feminism.
Another Herald editor was talking to someone in Red Sox marketing a while back who reported women are a hot segment of the booming Sox fan base. Apparently so:
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Feeling Gaia’s Pain
Published on 28 Apr 2008 at 11:09 am.
5 Comments.
Filed under moronocy, Hollywood.
Big h/t to Vodkapundit for a stellar exemplar of Hollywoodiocy. Unclear if this is a joke, but it appears to be serious. Access Hollywood: Harrison Ford waxes his chest hair to demonstrate the pain of deforestation.
God bless you, Mr. Brounwater
Published on 24 Apr 2008 at 8:08 pm.
4 Comments.
Filed under anthronerdism, al qaeda, military, law & order, sex, nerds, pervs, moronocy, human organs, punishment, porn, boobs, Neanderthals, BS, Bums, Taliban, incompetence, Jihad, filthy Crusader pigs, Nazis, dummkopf!, opportunity, western civilization, transsexuals, nude, mockery.
Representative Paul Broun, R-Ga, wants to define nudity and ban government employees (specifically, military members) from spending their money on it. His Bill has 16 co-sponsors.
Up in heaven, Kurt Vonnegut laughs.
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Mediocre American Hypocrite
Published on 16 Apr 2008 at 11:33 am.
4 Comments.
Filed under shameless self-promotion, shameless opportunism, moronocy.
Pens weighty tome re great ones. Barnett at Weekly Standard reviews Glenn Greenwald’s right-bashing “Great American Hypocrites,” professes to like him, pronounces his book’s argument worthy of consideration, and goes on to enumerate point by point why it is a big fat piece of crap and a waste of time.
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Frippery Decried
Published on 13 Apr 2008 at 8:11 am.
6 Comments.
Filed under media, military, moronocy.
Dick Cavett uses up valuable bits of Internet space making fun of “fripperies” (military awards) and dickering over semantics in an anti-Petraeus, anti-Crocker, anti-war rant that contributes exactly zip to the debate. Wasn’t that guy the host of a somewhat intellectual kind of lefty talk show about 100 years ago? It’s pathetic when the opposition is this lame. Here’s […]
West Side Story II
Published on 10 Apr 2008 at 10:22 pm.
2 Comments.
Filed under moronocy, literary, America.
It’s like the sequel to an American Romeo and Juliet story. Rocky Mountain News:
Stupid Question
Published on 9 Apr 2008 at 6:51 am.
8 Comments.
Filed under pols, blogs, moronocy.
Apparently deserves a stupid answer. Lefty blogs agog:
Sharia Traffic Law
Published on 4 Apr 2008 at 10:54 pm.
5 Comments.
Filed under Islam, Britain, moronocy, cars.
The Sex Pistols couldn’t have been more wrong. It’s Sharia in the UK, as a Scottish court accepts the demands of two wives and a restaurant as the reason why Mohammed Anwar needed to put everyone else’s life in danger, by doing 64 in a 30 mph zone. Daily Mail.
Fifth Grader’s Smarter
Published on 4 Apr 2008 at 6:19 am.
2 Comments.
Filed under science, moronocy, kids, prehistory.
Than the Smithsonian Institution. Because the Precambrian isn’t an era. It isn’t actually anything. It just is. You dolt. You didn’t know that? Sheesh. via Herald:
Quote of the Week
Published on 3 Apr 2008 at 7:07 am.
4 Comments.
Filed under Oz, moronocy.
Amphibian rights category, Queensland division:
Dead to Rights
Published on 3 Apr 2008 at 6:57 am.
No Comments.
Filed under crime, moronocy.
Lowlife burglar tried to mingle with the clientele, looked too lively. Wire with a Herald assist:
The Real Bush Intelligence Failure
Published on 2 Apr 2008 at 7:09 am.
1 Comment.
Filed under Intel, moronocy.
All these years later, it’s still effed up, writes Schoenfeld at WSJ. In fact, getting effed-upper. I like this part:
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Oppressing Oppression
Published on 31 Mar 2008 at 9:18 pm.
10 Comments.
Filed under moronocy, academia.
This is entirely charming. The dreadlocked, body-pierced granola-crunchers with sprouts stuck between their teeth at Hampshire College want “anti-oppression training” for all staff.
Drinking Responsibly
Published on 30 Mar 2008 at 7:37 am.
1 Comment.
Filed under beer, moronocy, booze, wine, western civilization.
I always thought that sounded a little oxymoronic, but Tigerhawk holds forth on the subject, counseling people not to be moronic. I’ll hoist a frosty mug to that, but I’d just like to comment that it sounds like Tigerhawk drinks a lot more than me, yet less. On that ingrained in western history part, by […]
Goobers vs. Boobies
Published on 28 Mar 2008 at 7:31 am.
4 Comments.
Filed under GWOT, moronocy, boobs.
This is America. People should be free to mutilate themselves without being subjected to harrassment from their government. In fact, correct me if I’m wrong, but a big part of what this war is about is protecting the right of women to pierce their nipples. Or in any case, protecting the right of the kind of […]
Blackwater Fever
Published on 26 Mar 2008 at 9:41 pm.
17 Comments.
Filed under Iraq, moronocy, medicine.
It’s new, it’s so bad they named it after the hated American mercenaries, because it kills the innocent just like they do. Slamming Blackwater is always fun and really adds some zing to this story suggesting that an Iraqi malaria epidemic is being kept secret. Too bad these moron reporters not only don’t know their […]
Bleed On
Published on 26 Mar 2008 at 12:52 am.
3 Comments.
Filed under pols, moronocy.
UPDATE ARTERY NICKED BELOW
I agree with flaming lefty Matthew Yglesias:
Evil Eye
Published on 25 Mar 2008 at 7:14 am.
2 Comments.
Filed under crime, moronocy.
Three of our neighbors to the south kill over witchcraft. It was self-defense. Sounds reasonable. Hey, if that that third one they haven’t located yet can make his way over the border, he can get a fresh start where nobody knows his name.
Ix-Nay on the Atriotism-Pay
Published on 23 Mar 2008 at 10:46 am.
4 Comments.
Filed under Britain, moronocy.
Brit Iraq vet’s culturally insensitive “ENGLAND” tattoo nixes his bid to be a cop. SUN:
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A Great and Terrible Wringing of Hands
Published on 21 Mar 2008 at 8:15 pm.
4 Comments.
Filed under Iraq, Islam, moronocy.
As Fisk contemplates the past five years and wonders why surrenderists won’t fight. At least I think that might be one of his complaints. He gets poetic and a tad esoteric in his lament. I didn’t exactly try very hard to follow his line of thinking. I’m more focused on drinking beer right now. The best line, as noted by Blair, […]
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Vast Pop Culture Conspiracy
Published on 21 Mar 2008 at 7:40 pm.
1 Comment.
Filed under pols, moronocy.
McCain, Clinton passport data violated, too! McCain and Obie want full investigations. So will Britney and Paris once they figure out these dolts have been trolling every celeb they can think of. Either that, or its Idiotgate.
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Idiotgate
Published on 21 Mar 2008 at 8:28 am.
7 Comments.
Filed under pols, blogs, moronocy.
Two idiots fired for looking up Obama’s passport information. Third idiot under investigation for same. Washington Post here. Washington Times here.
Happy Day
Published on 19 Mar 2008 at 10:44 pm.
2 Comments.
Filed under Islam, moronocy.
In Somali, as al-Shahab gets cred. Sheik Muqtar Robow, al-Shabab’s spokesman:
“We are happy that the U.S. put us on its list of terrorists, a name given to pure Muslims who are strong and clear in their religious position.”
Righteous Smiting
Published on 14 Mar 2008 at 7:59 am.
4 Comments.
Filed under moronocy, education.
Of scofflaw honors students continues amid growing honors disciplinary crisis. Boston Herald:
Skittled
Published on 13 Mar 2008 at 10:55 am.
8 Comments.
Filed under moronocy, America, education.
Hard candy = hard luck for honors student.
Fresh-Faced Honesty
Published on 13 Mar 2008 at 9:24 am.
13 Comments.
Filed under military, moronocy, America, peaceniks.
From Berkeley’s own Jimmy Olson. Kenneth Thiesen at the Daily Planet on why he doesn’t support the troops.
Anti-War Loonacy
Published on 12 Mar 2008 at 9:58 am.
6 Comments.
Filed under military, moronocy.
Plans to storm the office, cage recruiters in Pittsburgh. LGF.
The War on Recruiters: Bombs, Threats and Cages. Malkin.
I dunno whatever happened to supporting the troops, though that was always a little thin at best.
On the other side of the ledger, Blackfive on Resolve to Win. (No need to apologize about anything, Grim. Free country, you […]
Power Down
Published on 7 Mar 2008 at 5:00 pm.
7 Comments.
Filed under pols, moronocy, academia.
UPDATES. Samantha Power quits Obama campaign over “Monster” remarks. Times of London:
Sick Joke?
Published on 6 Mar 2008 at 11:16 am.
2 Comments.
Filed under media, moronocy.
Or utter cluelessness? You decide. NYT: “The One-Eyed Invader in the Bedroom.”
It’s an article about children. Which makes what would otherwise be a funny headline, and the cluelessness, kind of disturbing.
Racist Joke
Published on 6 Mar 2008 at 12:12 am.
4 Comments.
Filed under pols, moronocy, racism, sexism.
Laugh riot at Malkin’s, I don’t intend to elaborate on:
Two congressmen today said the Department of Homeland Security needs more diversity to be effective, and scolded Secretary Michael Chertoff for not bringing any black or female staffers to his appearance before the House Judiciary Committee.
…
Mr. Chertoff responded that Mr. Watt shouldn’t judge his staff based purely […]
Justice, Ground Slow
Published on 5 Mar 2008 at 9:27 am.
3 Comments.
Filed under Bush, Cheney, moronocy.
Brattleboro votes to arrest Bush. Cheney, too. If they ever show up. But why wait? Impeach now! Or maybe in six weeks. If the Dems manage to choose a nominee by then, they’ll need another ridiculous spectacle to demonstrate leadership, priorities.
Royal Shame
Published on 29 Feb 2008 at 10:34 am.
3 Comments.
Filed under military, Britain, Afghanistan, moronocy.
As the Poms yank Harry. Donkeys. I’ll let the colonials do the honors. Sydney Morning Herald, Back to Blighty for Prince Harry:
Gold Medal
Published on 22 Feb 2008 at 11:01 am.
3 Comments.
Filed under law & order, moronocy.
In the moronathalon goes to this father-son Taser team. Herald.
Florida Evolves
Published on 20 Feb 2008 at 9:04 pm.
4 Comments.
Filed under science, moronocy, prehistory.
Beyond code speech. School science texts may now use the word “evolution” sted “change over time.” But the epic battle of Adam vs ape goes on. US News:
Extended Chickenhawk Rant
Published on 17 Feb 2008 at 5:25 pm.
5 Comments.
Filed under GWOT, moronocy.
Makes up in verbosity what it lacks in originality, but by and large not a bad example of the snotty cluelessness of the genre. By chickendove exemplar Glenn (surrendering from afar) Greenwald.
Prior sockpuppet scholarship:
UPDATE MCMLXVIII
Lacking Even the Ethics of a Journalist!
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Embrace Your Inner Moron!
Published on 17 Feb 2008 at 1:32 pm.
17 Comments.
Filed under moronocy, America.
Susan Jacoby at Washington Post with a nostalgic bit about books, reading, American anti-intellectualism and how insufferably dumb we are, delivers what is ultimately, no big surprise here, an elitist Bush-bash: “The Dumbing of America: Call Me a Snob, But Really, We’re a Nation of Dunces.” Speak for yourself, Sue!
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