Archives for the 'moronocy' Category
See More Hersh
Published on 19 May 2009 at 8:50 am.
6 Comments.
Filed under Cheney, Intel, media, moronocy.
I would be hesitant to run with this, given that it only emerged in a couple of Pakistani papers, but it has the ring of truth. Pakistan’s The Nation:
NEW YORK (Online) - Former prime minister of Pakistan Benazir Bhutto was assassinated on the orders of the special death squad formed by former US vice-president Dick [...]
Biden Targets Himself
Published on 17 May 2009 at 2:20 pm.
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Filed under moronocy, pols.
Reveals location of secret veep bunker in latest gaffe. Fox News.
Sounds bad. But I dunno. If I was a foreign enemy bent on bringing America to its knees, I think I’d leave Biden in place. He could be a critical player.*
Kind of makes me a little nostalgic for Cheney. We don’t have to miss him, though. He [...]
A Playmate’s Moral Stand
Published on 14 May 2009 at 8:33 am.
2 Comments.
Filed under boobs, moronocy, nude.
Miss December 2001 distances herself from the moral swamp that is the Miss USA Pageant in the wake of the shocking Carrie Prejean scandal.
“I cannot with a clear conscious move forward supporting and promoting the Miss Universe Organization when I no longer believe in it, or the contracts I signed committing myself as a youth,” she [...]
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Donald Trump For Supreme Court
Published on 13 May 2009 at 9:43 am.
1 Comment.
Filed under Obama, justice, moronocy, pols, sex, sexism.
The guy’s like freakin’ Solomon. OK, sort of a low-budget, Cheese Whiz, weird combover Solomon with an eye for nautch girls. He couldn’t possibly be worse than anyone else Obama will nominate. And as this sage decision shows, he’s a uniter, finding what we have in common, splitting the baby without axing the babe. Politico:
President [...]
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One Of These Things Is Not Like The Two Others
Published on 12 May 2009 at 8:57 am.
1 Comment.
Filed under boobs, moronocy, nude.
Don Surber struggles over his Carrie Prejean homework, scratches his head, tries to understand how 1/2 a boob > 2 half boobs.
Hmm. Tough one. And Don puzzles over the word problem of a former Playboy Playmate who squawks about semi-nudity. How does that make any sense? Surber hits on it, notes that opposition to gay marriage is the thumb [...]
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Circular Jerkality As A Concept In International Law
Published on 26 Apr 2009 at 1:36 pm.
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Filed under UN, moronocy.
Former constitutional lawyer, New York Times bestselling author and self-adulator Glenn Greenwald interviews the UN Special Rapporteur on Torture about U.S. treaty obligations regarding the non-armed conflict that for purposes of discussion we’ll call “the fight against terrorism.” Rather, that’s what they’re calling it. For purposes of discussion.
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Spanish Inquisition Re-Update
Published on 18 Apr 2009 at 9:17 am.
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Filed under Spain, moronocy, pols.
Spanish judge to Spanish AG: “How dare you attempt to render me unstupid?”
OK, that’s not exactly how he said it. But investigative judge Baltasar Garzon insists he will press ahead with the persecution of Bush admin officials on torture charges, despite a lack of jurisdiction, and despite the lack of interest in the duly elected [...]
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First, They Went After …
Published on 15 Apr 2009 at 8:43 am.
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Filed under Obama, moronocy.
First, they went after the wackjob murderous terrorist Muslims. But I wasn’t a wackjob murderous terrorist Muslim, and wackjob murderous terrorist Muslims had just hijacked four airliners and flown them into office buildings, and the president pointed out they had no beef with law-abiding Muslims, just the wackjob murderous terrorist ones, so I did nothing.
Then, they [...]
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Save The Lame-O 80s Rockers!
Published on 10 Apr 2009 at 10:54 am.
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Filed under boobs, geezerdom, moronocy.
PETA puts the Pet Shop Boys in its sights. Look, it’s one thing to have assorted supermodels, celebs and workaday hot chicks get naked for animal rights. Everyone has a good time with the important message sending. But leave the aging hasbeens alone!
CNN reports they won’t become the “Rescue Shelter Boys” but have expressed solidarity, which [...]
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Transportation Reform, Massachusetts Style
Published on 7 Apr 2009 at 12:00 pm.
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Filed under Boston, cars, illegals, law & order, moronocy.
Includes a measure to give drivers licenses to illegal aliens. Boston Herald. Commentary on that and other local moronocy (with fun Truther-mocking art) via my pal Michael Graham.
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Suicide By F-16
Published on 7 Apr 2009 at 8:26 am.
1 Comment.
Filed under Canada, Turkey, aircraft, jets, moronocy.
Turkish-Canadian’s bid to end it all by stealing a plane and entering American airspace fails when F-16s decline to shoot him down. ABC. It’s different. Kind of silly. He could have ended it all at any point by putting his feet up on the console and taking a snooze. And for any Muslim who’s depressed, has psychological [...]
Spanish Inquisition
Published on 28 Mar 2009 at 11:23 pm.
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Filed under justice, moronocy.
Eyeballs Bush admin lawyers for war crimes charges. NY Times. Gutless as usual. If I were a Spanish taxpayer, I’d be getting annoyed with the waste of my money about now, but then, if I was a Spanish voter, odds are I’d be a socialist.
The Spanish Inquistion ain’t what it used to be. I’d have [...]
Tragic Workplace Accident
Published on 27 Mar 2009 at 1:12 am.
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Filed under Afghanistan, moronocy, terrorists.
Reuters: “Blundering Afghan Suicide Bomber Blows Up 6 Militants.”
A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up on Thursday, killing six other militants as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target, the Interior Ministry said.
“The terrorist was on his way to his destination and saying good-bye to his associates and then his suicide [...]
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Man-Caused Disaster
Published on 20 Mar 2009 at 10:26 am.
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Filed under Obama, moronocy, terrorists, warmalism.
Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano may be onto something with her new terminology. No more “terrorism.” FOX:
“I referred to ‘man-caused’ disasters. That is perhaps only a nuance, but it demonstrates that we want to move away from the politics of fear toward a policy of being prepared for all risks that can occur.”
This may sound [...]
Praisism
Published on 15 Mar 2009 at 2:18 pm.
1 Comment.
Filed under Obama, moronocy, racism.
You know, when I suggested during the 2008 campaign that we were facing the disturbing prospect of not being able to criticize our president without fear of being slammed as racist,* I got it wrong.
Crazy …
Published on 11 Mar 2009 at 11:58 pm.
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Filed under media, military, moronocy.
Crazy for repeating this guy’s crap. Crazy … Raw Story with more nonsense from Hersh. If you’ve every attended an event where he is speaking, you know that he blathers, gets excited, essentially makes things up, starts saying all kinds of things that will never see ink. Much like this, for example:
Pillow Fight Crackdown
Published on 9 Mar 2009 at 10:06 pm.
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Filed under moronocy.
San Francisco considers a crackdown on flash mobs after the annual Valentine’s Day pillow fight in the rain between as many as 3,000 coated cars, buildings, lawns and gutters, clogged drains, etc., with nasty feather sludge. City officials just aren’t sure how they are going to do it. UPI. No unkind remarks about irresponsible Obama/Pelosi/Feinstein voters, unless you feel [...]
Perfect A-Storm
Published on 6 Mar 2009 at 8:25 pm.
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Filed under academia, moronocy.
As two perfect a-holes* link up for a joint blatherfest at student protest for “academic freedom” in Boulder. Freedom to lift stuff, make it up, prevaricate and obfuscate about it, I guess. AP on the Ayers/Churchill matchup. It’s like they were made for each other. What took them so long?
How It Ends
Published on 4 Mar 2009 at 9:24 pm.
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Filed under America, Russia, impending doom!, moronocy.
It’s whimper, not bang for us, according to the wackadoo Russky whose apocalyptic vision of America’s future has made him the toast of the Kremlin. Maybe more of a squeal, with some whinging, some ouchy noises, and qjuite a bit of bowing and scraping, according to that map. For those interested in Igor Panarin’s ideas of the collapse of [...]
Sir Ted
Published on 4 Mar 2009 at 2:43 pm.
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Filed under Britain, moronocy, pols.
Why not? It’s already a dynasty. Complete with dissolute royals. Times of London on the knighting of Sen. Sir Edward M. Kennedy (D for Dynastic-Mass.), with a nice picture of him looking lordly. They should knight Bill and Hill while they’re at it. George should be a duke, though. Duke of Earl. Brits want Ted, they can [...]
Stimulating Gaza
Published on 2 Mar 2009 at 9:02 am.
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Filed under Obama, Palestinians, moronocy.
Hillary promises the $900 million Hamas Stimulus funds won’t go to Hamas. Reuters. I’m not sure how she plans on ensuring that. Anyone who might be inclined to act as a porkbu … sorry, culturally insensitive … falafelbuster got thrown off the rooftops of Gaza a long time ago. Any Palestinian Authority guy who shows up with [...]
Deceitful Fig Leaf Overwhelmingly Decried
Published on 24 Feb 2009 at 11:33 am.
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Filed under Obama, moronocy.
Yet another indignant, earnest howler* from Glenn Greenwald, who denounces the “bipartisanship myth” as a “deceitful fig leaf” cynical Repubs use to push their agenda, and a sham which the American electorate rejected when they righteously elevated the Dems to lofty heights in the last two elections.
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Celebrate Lifes!
Published on 31 Jan 2009 at 9:04 am.
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Filed under America, TV, incompetence, kids, medicine, moms and dads, money, moronocy.
All 14 of them. That’s how many the heart-warming miracle octuplet mom has brought into the world, with no dad in sight! Because six wasn’t enough, even for a woman in bankruptcy living at home with mom and dad. LA Times:
From The Mouths of Babes
Published on 29 Jan 2009 at 8:06 am.
24 Comments.
Filed under Hollywood, Nazis, history, moronocy.
She’s hot … and stupid! Just the way guys like ‘em. Jessica Alba gets props for going all history on O’Reilly. From those other ignoramuses, MSNBC (UPDATED with important revelation plus more hotness below):
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Fools Rush In
Published on 27 Jan 2009 at 9:37 am.
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Filed under Obama, moronocy.
Hey, I thought they said Obama was smaht. Wicked smaht.
Presidential historians, talk radio experts: You don’t get into a pissing match with a skunk. Makes for great, unpresidential talk radio! Boston Herald kicks off the Limbaugh sneaker party on Obie.
Grateful Idiot
Published on 26 Jan 2009 at 9:58 pm.
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Filed under Bush, Hollywood, moronocy.
Hey, I thought I was the one who wrote in Bill Kristol’s magazine that we should be grateful to George Bush for winning the Iraq war. No, hang on. I wrote that Obama owes Bush a debt of gratitude. Never mind, we can all be grateful to George Bush. via Big Hollywood: Matt Damon tells the Miami Herald [...]
From The People Who Wanted To Run The War
Published on 21 Jan 2009 at 8:23 pm.
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Filed under moronocy, pols.
Apologies for bungling the inauguration. Washington Post:
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New Era Of Responsibility
Published on 21 Jan 2009 at 11:25 am.
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Filed under Obama, moronocy.
Jawa on some things that never change … like rank hypocrisy! Eco-Warriors Blanket DC with Hope, Change and Garbage. Looks like the new era of responsibility starts another day, somewhere else. Looking at that mess, though, I guess I need to question the scale of their ambitions. Well, they were told not to apologize for their [...]
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Save Us …
Published on 2 Jan 2009 at 10:12 am.
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Filed under media, moronocy.
From those who would save us from ourselves! Connecticut lawmaker wants to bail out failing newspapers. Reuters:
Early Non-Voter Turn-In High
Published on 31 Dec 2008 at 9:09 am.
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Filed under blogs, mockery, moronocy.
BREAKING: The British are with us in this one. One of my closest allies, Theo Spark, assures me he won’t vote for this site and is counseling his readers not to do the same.* Thanks Theo! He’s the kind of guy you can count on when you need him, always with a cheery smile, we will fight [...]
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Boob Vs. Boobs
Published on 30 Dec 2008 at 10:48 pm.
1 Comment.
Filed under Australia, Islam, boobs, moronocy.
Shocking news of my ancestral island via Jawa. NSW MP Fred Nile wants to ban topless sunbathing on Sydney’s beaches to avoid offending Muslim men. It’s a blanket boob ban that would burkha the beaches Down Under. Sydney Morning Herald.
Earnestly Wrung Hands
Published on 28 Dec 2008 at 4:12 pm.
9 Comments.
Filed under Israel, Palestinians, moronocy.
Glenn Greenwald: Killing people is wrong, and it is reprehensible that anyone would blindly support Israel’s efforts to get Hamas to stop doing it. Israelis out of Israel now! At least I think that’s what he’s saying.
American media opinionator Greg Mitchell at HuffPo, silent on missiles coming out of Gaza, decries American media opinion silence on missiles going [...]
It’s A Jerry Springer Christmas!
Published on 28 Dec 2008 at 9:50 am.
1 Comment.
Filed under America, moronocy.
“Heath Blom wanted a remote-controlled airplane for Christmas, and not the Wii,” said (Portsmouth, N.H. Police) Sgt. Kuffer Kaltenborn.
Words led to blows. Mutual assault charges on Mr. Blom and his beloved, Ms. Randi Young, ensued. Boston Herald.
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Merry Alternative X’Mas!
Published on 24 Dec 2008 at 6:04 pm.
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Filed under Britain, Iran, moronocy.
Brit twits at Channel 4 give Ahmadinejad the alternative Christmas “seasonal goodwill” message. Art via Israel Matzav who notes “these multi-culti dhimmis just won’t get it until a nuclear missile hits them in their rear ends.” News starts with UK Telegraph:
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War Is Heck
Published on 22 Dec 2008 at 8:27 am.
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Filed under GWOT, moronocy.
Exhibit A, Andrew Sullivan re Dick Cheney on presidential war powers:
Managing Your Greenwald Relationship
Published on 19 Dec 2008 at 8:50 am.
8 Comments.
Filed under blogs, moronocy.
The Other McCain has been graced with a Greenwald citation. High honor. If you wish to continue to be mentioned by the (throughly self-documented) great one, it is important that you avoid a few pitfalls. No references to that unfortunate “sockpuppet” affair. Greenwald has an ego so big, the extensive self-adulation of his “about” and [...]
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Horrors Of Abu Ghraib
Published on 18 Dec 2008 at 9:53 pm.
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Filed under GWOT, media, moronocy.
NYT ed board finally gets it right:
Shoes of Rage!
Published on 17 Dec 2008 at 9:05 pm.
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Filed under Iraq, moronocy.
Gateway rounds up Code Pink’s pro-shoe ambush on the Iraqi ambassador, who tells them to take a hike. The above art of a Shoeist protest in Berkeley would be poignantly reminiscent of the traveling anti-war symbolic boot protests of a few years ago … except instead of being tragically wrongheaded, this one is just ridiculously boneheaded. I hope the long-suffering [...]
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
Published on 17 Dec 2008 at 9:21 am.
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Filed under Nazis, moronocy.
In this case, Stupid named his kids “Adolf Hitler Campbell” and “Joycelynn Aryan Nation Campbell,” also, “Honzlynn Hinler Campbell (the latter looks like it might be semi-literate Nazism, not sure, clue me in if that one makes sense to you … I mean, refers to anything you recognize). Now Stupid is upset because a Nazi-intolerant local supermarket doesn’t [...]
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Open Letter to Jello Biafra
Published on 17 Dec 2008 at 1:20 am.
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Filed under Guantanamo, clowns, moronocy, western civilization, yanqui imperialistas.
Dear Jello,
You’re an adult now. Not like when you ran for mayor of San Francisco in 1979 and I cast my first vote for you, because I wasn’t quite an adult yet and neither were you, which is why your absurdist platform was so appealing.
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By Their Own Petards Shall Ye Hoist Them
Published on 11 Dec 2008 at 10:38 am.
2 Comments.
Filed under Obama, money, moronocy, pols.
Our Dark Lord Rove looks on the bright side, notes post-Election Day GOP wins, counsels a rigorous program of planning and preparation. Sounds like a good idea. Then again, after eight grueling years and a hard-fought campaign, there’s nothing wrong with just sitting back and watching the show. Blago-roundup:
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Panhandler Accepted
Published on 9 Dec 2008 at 11:49 am.
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Filed under Boston, media, moronocy.
By the compassionmongers* on Morrissey Boulevard, aka the Boston Globe, where they are celebrating economic diversity at Morton and Blue Hill and other panhandler-plagued intersections:
The Trutherism Will Out!
Published on 8 Dec 2008 at 11:26 am.
1 Comment.
Filed under GWOT, moronocy.
Michelle Malkin with the bad news for Truthers … Gitmo detainees plan to plead out re 9/11 … neglects to note that Khalid Sheik Mohammed’s crowing on this subject hasn’t quelled the troof yet. Big question for truthers to come to grips with … did they torture it out of them or is it all being done with [...]
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Dishonest Narrative Decried
Published on 6 Dec 2008 at 9:57 am.
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Filed under media, moronocy, terrorists.
Bill Ayers at NYT, upset about the “dishonesty of the narrative,” informs us that ”cast in the ‘unrepentant terrorist’ role; I felt at times like the enemy projected onto a large screen in the “Two Minutes Hate” scene from George Orwell’s “1984,” when the faithful gathered in a frenzy of fear and loathing.”
He goes on to describe [...]
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There Oughta Be A Law
Published on 5 Dec 2008 at 7:41 am.
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Filed under guns, moronocy.
And it turns out there is one. Whoever thought they’d need a law making it illegal to provide machine guns to someone under 18? Trust law-happy Massachusetts to actually have one when you need one. Small-town police chief, submachine gun owners, gun club charged with involuntary manslaughter in death of 8 year old. Boston Herald. [...]
Return To Sender
Published on 26 Nov 2008 at 11:44 pm.
2 Comments.
Filed under husbands and wives, moronocy, sexism.
WPost columnist Ruth Marcus angsts over the terrible message sent by Michelle Obama’s announcement that she’ll be mom in chief, stay home with the kids, let the husband be president of the United States. It’s a whine about women having to put career second, all the usual. Motherhood, the great nuisance.
From The Airport That Brought You 9/11
Published on 26 Nov 2008 at 8:17 am.
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Filed under Boston, al qaeda, cops, moronocy, terrorists.
Fed wannabe/medical supplies salesman flashed his assistant harbormaster badge, told the airline ticket agents and the state trooper at Boston’s Logan International he was an armed Homeland Security agent, and was escorted around TSA security checks onto the plane, where the flight crew helpfully pointed out who the air marshals were, FBI charges. Affidavit says imposter who claimed to [...]
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Steyn/Levant 2, Giant Killer Worms 0
Published on 25 Nov 2008 at 9:08 am.
1 Comment.
Filed under Canada, free speech, moronocy.
Steyn at NRO on his second victory against the Giant Killer Worms of Canadian “Human Rights” Commission. Having busted into the “wrong rec room,” they capitulated when confronted with the prospect of righteous combat. Now the mega-invertebrates are now squealing for mercy. It’s a cautionary tale of PC petard hoistage that the would-be speech moderators of the incoming Obama [...]
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Putting On The Sitz
Published on 24 Nov 2008 at 9:07 am.
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Filed under ancient mysteries, assorted shit, butts, culture, deep thot, do-goodism, dummkopf!, elsewhere, engineering, explosives, ground views, law & order, moronocy, pot, science, shameless opportunism, song, taxes, western civilization.
Better late than never. It was World Toilet Day Nov. 19. I let it go at the time.* But now squatters are back in the news. The la-di-da loos of Times Square. AP via Boston Herald. I’m inspired:
Finishing Touches
Published on 24 Nov 2008 at 12:04 am.
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Filed under commies, moronocy.
Needed for masterwork. Blair with a challenge: Ear the Che.
