Archives for the 'Nazis' Category

OK, One More Thought

Published on 9 Oct 2009 at 12:01 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under Nazis, Obama, dummkopf!, history, moronocy.

About President Barack Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize. It would be one thing if it was those money-grubbing, Nazi-collaborating … excuse me, neutral … Swedes who had awarded it. Can’t expect them to know the true value of peace.
But the Norwegian Nobel Committee theoretically should be aware that peace and freedom do not grow on trees.

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Happy Molotov-Ribbentrop Day!

Published on 17 Sep 2009 at 9:40 am. 15 Comments.
Filed under Nazis, Obama, Russia, commies, history.

President Obama celebrates the 70th anniversary of the fruition of the famous non-aggression pact … the Sept. 17, 1939 Soviet invasion of Poland* … with a big present for Stalin wannabe Vladimir Putin. He scraps Euro missile shield! Reuters: 

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News Of The Weird

Published on 15 Sep 2009 at 10:23 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Nazis, do-goodism, moronocy.

Human Rights Watch military analyst, when not accusing people of Nazi-like war crimes, is a closet Nazi artifact fan! Apparently he was quite enthusiastic about his hobby. Nazibilia collector Marc Garlasco, aka “Flak88,” reportedly gushed online, “That is so cool! The leather SS jacket makes my blood go cold it is so COOL!”  NYT.

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Inglourious Basterds

Published on 21 May 2009 at 9:58 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under Hollywood, Nazis.

Tarantino and Pitt, both great, weird talents, in what sounds like a truly weird World War II flick. Title mispelling apparently is an artistic statement. I’ll watch anything with Brad Pitt in it, and anything made by Tarantino. I’m also partial to movies in which Nazis get splattered. And with Tarantino, you know they’re really going [...]

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Huddled Masses Yearning To Breathe Free

Published on 31 Mar 2009 at 10:27 pm. No Comments.
Filed under America, Germans, Nazis, education.

OK, well, maybe not even an entire mass, probably not huddling at all, but two Germans and their kids, anyway, who have fled the bonds of Old Europe. AP: Curricular refugees seek asylum in Tennessee from jackbooted sausage-eating education Nazis.

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Immigrant Minority Persecuted

Published on 27 Mar 2009 at 9:08 pm. 8 Comments.
Filed under Germans, Nazis, money, racism.

Swiss anti-discrimination authorities move to protect a minority immigrant population from vicious discrimination and hate speech. Germans are being cruelly stereotyped by native Swiss as “boorish” and “domineering.” They have even been mocked as “Nazis.”
In tough economic times, some of the cheese-gobbling yodelers see the spike-topped sausage-eaters as competition and wouldn’t mind seeing the Auslanders the heck [...]

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Sturm Und Drang!

Published on 18 Feb 2009 at 10:37 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under Nazis, Obama.

As the Nutzis fume, chew carpets at the notion that anyone would dare compare the president of the United States to Adolf Hitler. Malkin, no stranger to the Hitler comparisons, rounds it up, puts it on a train, gives it a shower. Reichsminister für Volksaufklärung und Propaganda Surber engages in shameless volksaufklärung und propaganda. A more scholarly Surber, meanwhile, studies the Obama-Jesus [...]

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From The Mouths of Babes

Published on 29 Jan 2009 at 8:06 am. 24 Comments.
Filed under Hollywood, Nazis, history, moronocy.

She’s hot … and stupid! Just the way guys like ‘em. Jessica Alba gets props for going all history on O’Reilly. From those other ignoramuses, MSNBC (UPDATED with important revelation plus more hotness below): 

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Who Ya Gonna Blame?

Published on 25 Jan 2009 at 8:26 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under GWOT, Guantanamo, Nazis, Obama, hated Crusaders, terrorists.

George Bush! That didn’t take long, either. Turns out it’s his fault they can’t close Guantanamo right away. Obama admin officials complain about lack of comprehensive case files. Turns out shutting down the law enforcement operation formerly known as GWOT is complicated. Washington Post: 

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Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Published on 17 Dec 2008 at 9:21 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Nazis, moronocy.

In this case, Stupid named his kids “Adolf Hitler Campbell” and “Joycelynn Aryan Nation Campbell,” also, “Honzlynn Hinler Campbell (the latter looks like it might be semi-literate Nazism, not sure, clue me in if that one makes sense to you … I mean, refers to anything you recognize). Now Stupid is upset because a Nazi-intolerant local supermarket doesn’t [...]

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Swiss Heroism

Published on 7 Nov 2008 at 7:22 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under Nazis, courage.

 

The Swiss have honored a heroic student who was executed for trying to kill Hitler. They say they’re sorry they didn’t try to save him. Swissinfo reports, Would-be Hitler Assassin Rehabilitated:

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AndrogyNazi

Published on 27 Oct 2008 at 10:54 pm. 17 Comments.
Filed under Nazis, transsexuals.

Hey, is it just me or does that neo-Nazi assassination plotter look like maybe he goosesteps with the left jackboot as well as the right? You know, siegheils from both sides of the Nuremberg rally. Like maybe his death train rattles in both directions. Let’s get a closer look: 

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Morons On A Mission

Published on 27 Oct 2008 at 9:14 pm. No Comments.
Filed under Nazis, pols.

Somehow I don’t think it was ever destined to get very far. Skinhead morons and their sick, weird, Nazi-numerologically oriented plot to kill Obama, 88 black kids and a lot of other people. White tuxes and top hats? Court papers, via Indy Star: 

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Sick Of Europe

Published on 26 Oct 2008 at 11:11 pm. No Comments.
Filed under Europe, Nazis, commies, money.

But Froggy’s stuck there, watching the reruns, and listening when Germans warn about what can go how badly wrong:

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Fact Check

Published on 27 Sep 2008 at 2:15 pm. 11 Comments.
Filed under Nazis, commies, history, media, pols.

Washington Post’s live fact check finds Obama out-and-out wrong on several counts but has to parse and pick apart assiduously to find McCain at fault. Whatever. A telling exercise. Where it gets bizarre is in the grand finale, where the fact checkers tack on this astonishing McCain bash:
John McCain kicked the evening off with a wild exaggeration by describing the [...]

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Wax Job

Published on 2 Jun 2008 at 8:50 pm. No Comments.
Filed under Germans, Nazis.

The Siegfrieds debate whether Madame Tussauds Berlin should have a wax Adolf. JTA:  

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Nazi Gold!

Published on 28 Apr 2008 at 9:42 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under Nazis.

Kraut treasure hunters say they are close to the fabled Nazi plunder.  So close, you have to wonder why they don’t just start digging. Electronic equipment, electronic schmequipment. Just start digging! It’s Nazi gold, I tell you! via International Herald Tribune: 

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God bless you, Mr. Brounwater

Published on 24 Apr 2008 at 8:08 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under BS, Bums, Jihad, Nazis, Neanderthals, Taliban, al qaeda, anthronerdism, boobs, dummkopf!, hated Crusaders, human organs, incompetence, law & order, military, mockery, moronocy, nerds, nude, opportunity, pervs, porn, punishment, sex, transsexuals, western civilization.

Representative Paul Broun, R-Ga, wants to define nudity and ban government employees (specifically, military members) from spending their money on it. His Bill has 16 co-sponsors.
 Up in heaven, Kurt Vonnegut laughs.

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Absolut Apologies

Published on 6 Apr 2008 at 7:55 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under America, Mexico, Nazis, Spain, booze, history, shameless self-promotion.

World-bettering boozemaker is sorry. I’ll say. And that’s nice. But first, here are some more Absolut worldviews from clever readers. This one neglects to put Absolut Sweden in the Nazi camp, which is more or less where the Nazi-enabling neutrals spent the war. via Gateway: 

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Nazi Gold!

Published on 26 Feb 2008 at 8:40 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under Nazis, art, money.

Treasure hunters are digging for it in Germany.  Fascinating tale include coordinates jotted down by one of guy’s late Luftwaffe dad. They think a bunch of Goering’s ripped off art and the Tsar’s Amber Room could be down there, too. Very exciting. Bloomberg: 

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Hezbo Salute

Published on 18 Feb 2008 at 1:44 pm. 11 Comments.
Filed under GWOT, Nazis, lebanon.

To fallen mass murderer of Jews and Americans Imad Mughniyeh. LGF with the art grab of the day, observes that the AP caption fails to note significance of straight-arm salute. I bet the hated Zionists have noted it though. Hey Mossad, turn that into a “We who are about to die salute you” moment and you [...]

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