Archives for the 'Neanderthals' Category

Cavemen Violate Marine Mammal Protection Act

Published on 24 Sep 2008 at 8:42 am. No Comments.
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As long as we’re on the subject of paleo cave-servativism. Neanderthals ate dolphins and seals. However, they didn’t carry a lot of clams around with them and operated in the ochre. via John Hawks, one smart Homo Sapiens, your one-stop spot for Neanderthal news. He’s also got your Eocenic beer.
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So Complicated …

Published on 24 Sep 2008 at 8:09 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under Neanderthals, money, pols.

… only a caveman could get it. Average American cavedweller even more confused about Wall Street clam woes than Ugh. Bloomberg:
Sept. 24 (Bloomberg) — Americans oppose government rescues of ailing financial companies by a decisive margin, and blame Wall Street and President George W. Bush for the credit crisis. 

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Ugh Tries to Understand

Published on 23 Sep 2008 at 8:07 am. 2 Comments.
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 If you’re a boneheaded Neanderthal like me, Wall Street news make head hurt. Crit no Stone Age brain surgeon. But here’s more rocket science.
Betsy Newmark’s caveman, one smart Homo Sapiens, paints it easy to see on his cave wall. Crit notes “Boston” has something to do with it, and is not surprised. Boston is a great cave place [...]

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Ugh Say Vote Palin

Published on 12 Sep 2008 at 9:34 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Neanderthals, pols.

The election is descending into a nonsense period. Blah blah blah Palin wears lipstick. Blah blah blah Palin dangerously believes in God. Blah blah blah Palin declares war on Russia. Like a lot of annoying flies, the ones that swarm you when you’re sneaking up on a mammoth herd. Crit thinks, “This nonsense exactly why Crit suspended [...]

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It Takes A Hummer Village

Published on 22 May 2008 at 9:52 am. 4 Comments.
Filed under America, Britain, Neanderthals, ancient mysteries, cars, hated Crusaders, oil.

Hummer Village of Norwood is where you go if you want to buy a Hummer in Massachusetts. We sent Mike Underwood there for a story on gas prices and people who don’t give a damn. They offered him a Hummer for a day. No “hummer” jokes please. I already made them all, until Underwood begged [...]

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God bless you, Mr. Brounwater

Published on 24 Apr 2008 at 8:08 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under BS, Bums, Jihad, Nazis, Neanderthals, Taliban, al qaeda, anthronerdism, boobs, dummkopf!, hated Crusaders, human organs, incompetence, law & order, military, mockery, moronocy, nerds, nude, opportunity, pervs, porn, punishment, sex, transsexuals, western civilization.

Representative Paul Broun, R-Ga, wants to define nudity and ban government employees (specifically, military members) from spending their money on it. His Bill has 16 co-sponsors.
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Another Neanderthal Mystery

Published on 9 Mar 2008 at 10:48 am. No Comments.
Filed under Neanderthals, anthronerdism.

Was eating each other’s brains what killed them off or not? Superlative anthroblogger John Hawks notes 100,000 years of cranial dining suggests not. Meanwhile, I sense this is important, and Hawks finds a mystery in it, but the whole damn thing is a mystery to me. He’s also all over that Hobbit/Cretin debate. There’s a lot more on human/other [...]

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Carrot-Top Say “Ugh!”

Published on 26 Oct 2007 at 8:32 am. 5 Comments.
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Major Neanderthal news:

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How Fast to Australia?

Published on 20 Oct 2007 at 10:50 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Neanderthals, academia, anthronerdism, apes, science.

And other sci-tems. The superlative anthroblogger John Hawks taps us into the issue of whether the earliest colonization of Oz was a matter of accidental vegetation* or if they strapped bits of wood together and paddled, 60,000-plus years ago. Meanwhile, in Watson news: 

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Hot Enough for Ug?

Published on 22 Sep 2007 at 9:38 am. 6 Comments.
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Another insidious global warming myth debunked.  Climate change didn’t kill off the Neanderthals. Thanks to comparative radio carbon dating on the low brows and marine sediment data, John Hawks reports:  

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You Say Ug, I say Ugh … Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off

Published on 15 Jan 2007 at 11:46 pm. 5 Comments.
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Romanian skull dated to plus 35,000 years could be the product of Human-Neanderthal intercave love. I’m guessing this kid got beat up a lot. By humans and Neanderthals. Because cave children can be cruel.

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