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Get Lost!

Published on 31 May 2008 at 8:59 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Noble savages, elsewhere, western civilization.

“Uncontacted tribe” sounds mysterious and exotic until you read down a little and discover they already got the message about civilization and stamped it “return to sender.” Zoom in for the “Beware of poison darts” sign and “If this village’s rockin’, don’t come knockin’” bumper sticker. Here’s National Geographic, for all your red- and black-painted, uncontacted savage news: 

Read ‘Get Lost!’