Archives for the 'nude' Category
A Playmate’s Moral Stand
Published on 14 May 2009 at 8:33 am.
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Miss December 2001 distances herself from the moral swamp that is the Miss USA Pageant in the wake of the shocking Carrie Prejean scandal.
“I cannot with a clear conscious move forward supporting and promoting the Miss Universe Organization when I no longer believe in it, or the contracts I signed committing myself as a youth,” she [...]
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One Of These Things Is Not Like The Two Others
Published on 12 May 2009 at 8:57 am.
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Don Surber struggles over his Carrie Prejean homework, scratches his head, tries to understand how 1/2 a boob > 2 half boobs.
Hmm. Tough one. And Don puzzles over the word problem of a former Playboy Playmate who squawks about semi-nudity. How does that make any sense? Surber hits on it, notes that opposition to gay marriage is the thumb [...]
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More Naked Anti-Germanism
Published on 27 Apr 2009 at 8:10 am.
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Only this time, it’s naked anti-Naked Germanism. O, the intolerance!
via Boston Herald: Swiss town cracks down on Siegfrieds hiking in the buff.
Apparently the cheese-eating yodelers can’t multiculturally hang with the Fritzes taking their Adolfs out for strolls in the healthy Alpine air. Kind of puts the hiney back in ”Heinie.” Other Swiss cantons are considering following the lead of conservative Appenzell because insidious [...]
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Aging Ugly
Published on 13 Dec 2008 at 8:59 am.
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Filed under Hollywood, nude, pervs, sex, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.
That’s Lauren Beckham Falcone’s take on Jennifer Anniston baring most, if not all, but at the same time way too much, while looking hot about it. Boston Herald. And yes, you pervs, there’s GQ’s crazy Jenn in the almost-all-together with a bunch of guys art:
Freedom Ain’t Free
Published on 4 Nov 2008 at 7:47 am.
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Filed under America, food, men, nude, sexism, women.
It costs $200 for two men who got naked, jumped in Moosehead Lake for free sandwiches at the Black Frog Restaurant. Their lady friend, who revealed her bounty … not guilty! Bangor Daily News:
God bless you, Mr. Brounwater
Published on 24 Apr 2008 at 8:08 pm.
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Filed under BS, Bums, Jihad, Nazis, Neanderthals, Taliban, al qaeda, anthronerdism, boobs, dummkopf!, hated Crusaders, human organs, incompetence, law & order, military, mockery, moronocy, nerds, nude, opportunity, pervs, porn, punishment, sex, transsexuals, western civilization.
Representative Paul Broun, R-Ga, wants to define nudity and ban government employees (specifically, military members) from spending their money on it. His Bill has 16 co-sponsors.
Up in heaven, Kurt Vonnegut laughs.
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The Godiva Precedent
Published on 11 Apr 2008 at 8:26 am.
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Filed under free speech, law & order, nude.
Is argued before the high court as public nudity is nixed as a First Amendment right in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. The Supreme Judicial Court overrules an Cambridge judge, and reinstates the lewdness charge on an anti-Xmas commercialization protestor. Boston Herald:
Dick’s Hand on Rod
Published on 10 Apr 2008 at 11:29 pm.
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Filed under Cheney, nude.
That’s the last word on what you’re looking at here, reflected in Dick Cheney’s sunglasses. Some people are convinced it’s a naked woman. Hey, if it is, good on ya Dick. No wonder you’re smiling. I hope the wife doesn’t find out, and for God’s sake, put the shotgun away.
