Archives for the 'sex' Category
Performance Admired
Published on 17 Dec 2009 at 11:28 am.
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Filed under sex, sports.
Tiger Woods, Athlete of the Decade. Boston Herald:
Worst Celeb Cheater Poll
Published on 9 Dec 2009 at 1:00 pm.
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Filed under pols, sex, sports.
Who wins? Tiger? Edwards? Clinton? Sanford? Eliot Spitzer?
All good. Tiger’s an easy choice, too easy, on novelty and numbers alone … plus porn stars and a hot former Swedish au pair at home! Edwards is hard to top … but technically, correct me if I’m wrong, ther wife was in remission and the other woman was [...]
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Full Extent Of Tabloid Scrutiny Tested
Published on 7 Dec 2009 at 8:25 am.
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Filed under celeb, media, sex.
Anti-tabloid privacy invasion activist Tiger Woods, alleged to have been untrue to his values and the behavior his family deserves with a porn star, in an apparent test of the full extent of the dismaying effects of tabloid scrutiny.
Holly Sampson, aka Nicolette Foster of “Diary of a Horny Housewife,” “Descent into Bondage, “My First Sex Teacher” and “Lingerie or [...]
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Nerds Don’t Wanna Have Fun
Published on 31 Oct 2009 at 4:55 pm.
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Filed under ancient mysteries, nerds, sex.
Sad but true. Apparently they’re all too busy playing with their slide rules. MIT sex survey finds many remain in the control group. Boston Herald:
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Knockout!
Published on 6 Oct 2009 at 12:33 pm.
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Filed under hair, sex, shameless opportunism, women.
That’s what would happen to me if I told my wife I was going to get my haircut at this place. Boston Herald:
Late-Night World Turned Upside Down
Published on 2 Oct 2009 at 8:54 am.
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Filed under TV, geezerdom, sex.
My big question, does this mean Bill Clinton is going to start doing monologues? Variety: Letterman admits sex with staffers, reveals extortion attempt.
OK, the David Letterman Top Tens are piling up. Here’s Treacher’s. Here’s mine, posted on Twitter last night while the show was being aired. So I’m claiming the first:
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How To Live Forever Part 2
Published on 4 Sep 2009 at 9:31 am.
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Filed under ancient mysteries, beer, explosives, impending doom!, sex, sports.
Drink more beer. OK, that’s not exactly what it says. But here’s the latest astonishing healthy lifestyle study results, via MSNBC, with a nod to Military.com:
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The Week Pop Culture Died
Published on 29 Jun 2009 at 7:58 am.
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Filed under America, money, sex, western civilization.
First Ed McMahon. Then Farrah Fawcett. And wham, before anyone really had time to react to that news, Michael Jackson.
Now Billy Mays. Cut down in his prime by a freak overhead luggage bin accident. Allegedly. The black-bearded pitchman has sold his last tub of OxyClean.
It felt like the week pop culture died. So much of our weird, [...]
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It’s All About The O
Published on 30 May 2009 at 8:05 am.
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Filed under Obama, media, military, sex.
Hate to say I told you so. Here’s Rolling Stone’s “Hot” love for Small Wars Journal. via SWJ:
Hot Intelligence: ‘Small Wars Journal’
The Military’s New Must Read
Want to know how Obama is going to fight the war in Afghanistan? Then check out Small Wars Journal, an online magazine that provides a crash course on asymmetric warfare. [...]
Donald Trump For Supreme Court
Published on 13 May 2009 at 9:43 am.
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Filed under Obama, justice, moronocy, pols, sex, sexism.
The guy’s like freakin’ Solomon. OK, sort of a low-budget, Cheese Whiz, weird combover Solomon with an eye for nautch girls. He couldn’t possibly be worse than anyone else Obama will nominate. And as this sage decision shows, he’s a uniter, finding what we have in common, splitting the baby without axing the babe. Politico:
President [...]
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Philosophical Stumper Of The Day
Published on 12 May 2009 at 11:47 am.
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Filed under men, pervs, sex, women.
Never mind the texting, the three speeding tickets and one accident in recent years and the relative youth at 24. Should people who deny fundamental biological facts and claim to be of the opposite gender be entrusted with large public conveyances that carry dozens of commuters? Would it be discriminatory to question their judgment and stability? Should the [...]
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Meanwhile, In IDF News
Published on 25 Mar 2009 at 9:58 am.
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Filed under Israel, Palestinians, military, sex.
The IDF isn’t just about killing terrorists. They’re also showcasing IDF cheesecake on their English language website. Miss Israel 2009 is no petty officer herself. Danger Room suggests the IDF’s focus on eye candy is a bid to change the subject amid questions over the behavior of IDF troops in Gaza. Looks more like IDF PR as usual.
Israel by the way is [...]
Stripper Tax
Published on 12 Mar 2009 at 9:33 am.
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Filed under sex, taxes.
Let’s see, cover charge, $5 a beer, some appreciative ones for the ladies’ garters, $10 for the state. Hang on … I thought the deal was look, don’t touch. Not supposed to be paying to get screwed when you go to a strip joint. $10 should come with at least half a lap dance.
Not unrelatd: a Texas man’s [...]
It Takes A Warehouse
Published on 9 Mar 2009 at 5:21 am.
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Filed under money, sex.
Maybe a couple of them. You can put $1 million in am attache case, as any 1960s Bondian action thriller fan can tell you. $1 trillion, your new debt burden, taks up more space and looks like this. via Theo Spark, astute potato digger of Norfolk, who also brings us other things he’s never going to see [...]
Tool Time
Published on 20 Feb 2009 at 9:43 pm.
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Filed under men, sex, women.
Important new study shows that men get excited about women in bikinis in the same part of the brain that is associated with handling tools. Well, yeah. It’s a holdover from adolescence, when the sight of a girl in a bikini makes any guy want to handle his tool. Later on, the guy learns how to use dinner, [...]
Hanky Panky Takes A Hit
Published on 9 Feb 2009 at 6:58 am.
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Filed under literary, men, money, sex, women.
Private dicks see a 50 percent drop in business, say cheats are getting cheaper. Boston Herald:
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Sex Talk
Published on 22 Jan 2009 at 9:26 am.
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Filed under science, sex.
For some reason, people are engaging in it. The talk, that is. The Other McCain examines the Chinese “rich guys give women more orgasms” thing.
Thriving Economic Sector
Published on 12 Jan 2009 at 8:50 pm.
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Filed under education, sex, shameless opportunism.
She’s auctioning her purported virginity, and claims she has bids from 10,000 guys now up to $3.7 million to pay for her master’s in family therapy.
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As Long As We’re On The Subject
Published on 13 Dec 2008 at 9:35 am.
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Filed under America, culture, free speech, history, pervs, pols, sex.
Here’s a tribute to some refreshing honesty after Aniston’s look/don’t look ratings bid. Pervs, shed a tear, for the pinup queen who scandalized America … and got targeted by that other variety of exhibitionist, the prudish politician crusader … all over her pioneering sense of being liberated for profit. Bettie Page, 85, won’t be down for breakfast. Death gets [...]
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Aging Ugly
Published on 13 Dec 2008 at 8:59 am.
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Filed under Hollywood, nude, pervs, sex, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.
That’s Lauren Beckham Falcone’s take on Jennifer Anniston baring most, if not all, but at the same time way too much, while looking hot about it. Boston Herald. And yes, you pervs, there’s GQ’s crazy Jenn in the almost-all-together with a bunch of guys art:
Soldiers’ Angels
Published on 11 Dec 2008 at 12:35 pm.
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Filed under military, sex.
Vodkapundit is pushing a worthy cause. He’s gonna make it worth your while.
Get Sex
Published on 4 Dec 2008 at 9:45 pm.
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Filed under Britain, sex.
Globe & Mail reports that Brits say sex is up as free entertainment in cash-strapped times.
Virtual Soap Opera
Published on 15 Nov 2008 at 9:31 am.
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Filed under Internet, sex.
Real life marriage ends when UK hubby’s caught in virtual Second Life hanky panky a second time. Important reality/Internet interface roundup, with virtual detective work, virtual journalism, true love and virtual betrayal, starts with Globe and Mail’s actual rewrite:
Tricks Campaign
Published on 30 Oct 2008 at 10:01 pm.
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Filed under media, pols, sex.
Hopefully not too dirty. Carl Prine polls western Pennsylvania, finds strong Obama support … among hookers and johns. Pittsburgh Tribune-Review:
Obama Sex Tape
Published on 9 Oct 2008 at 1:00 pm.
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Filed under pols, sex.
Maybe it is a virus. Guess who caught it. Brutally Honest locates the elusive Obama sex tape. It’s the Charlie Gibson interview:
I watched the interview with Obama last night and that’s the conclusion I came to. His condescension, his arrogance, his looking over his glasses and down his nose at the interviewee and his smirks, all were [...]
Sustainable Absurdity
Published on 1 Oct 2008 at 11:42 am.
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Filed under booze, food, sex, warmalism.
Important new report counsels rationing of meat, booze and other good stuff to combat global warming. But this half-measure of a recommendation really doesn’t go far enough. UK Guardian:
Trainwreck News
Published on 30 Sep 2008 at 10:42 pm.
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Filed under celeb, pols, sex.
The Other McCain sagely notes you can never go wrong blogging about hot celebs … I prefer to call them “Trainwreck-Americans,” thanks … and steers us to The Sun’s important Britney Spears Sex Tape report.
Kids!
Published on 26 Sep 2008 at 10:17 am.
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Filed under Islam, sex.
Theo’s essential news roundup kicks off with The Sun’s report that a hate cleric’s daughter is a pole dancer.
New Pak Pres = Horndog
Published on 25 Sep 2008 at 10:56 am.
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Filed under Pakistan, pols, sex, sexism.
In the subtle, indirect language of diplomats and heads of state, Zardari remarks are the foreign policy equivalent of voulez-vous l’humma humma:
Mata Hwa-ri Nabbed
Published on 27 Aug 2008 at 1:52 pm.
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Filed under Korea, sex.
North Korean spy “used sex as a tool for her spying.” It’s a low-budget Bond scenario, as model defector/anti-communist speaker Won Jeong-hwa is accused of taking in $60,000 in cash and goods for funneling information she got after seducing a Capt. Hwang, among others who apparently let their little hwangs do the thinking. via Boston Herald. [...]
Serious Propaganda Discipline Violation
Published on 21 May 2008 at 10:45 pm.
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Filed under China, sex.
Or devastatingly poor taste. Though we might need to see the art and some copy to make an informed judgment on this one. Chinese mag shut down for printing sexy quake shots:
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Top-Rated Sexy Sox Girls
Published on 28 Apr 2008 at 9:42 pm.
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Filed under Boston, baseball, feminism, moronocy, sex.
Another Herald editor was talking to someone in Red Sox marketing a while back who reported women are a hot segment of the booming Sox fan base. Apparently so:
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From the Mouths of Babes
Published on 28 Apr 2008 at 10:54 am.
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Filed under kids, sex, shameless opportunism.
Fifteen-year-old Miley Cyrus is embarrassed that she allowed herself to be photographed semi-nude, in a sultry come-hither pose. No word on whether Billy Ray or Annie Leibowitz are embarrassed about $$$exualizing an underage girl. Vanity Fair says the 15-year-old was all right with it and that’$$$ good enough for them. Sounds like in the end, the 15-year-old might have [...]
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Palate Cleanser
Published on 26 Apr 2008 at 1:22 pm.
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Filed under cars, explosives, jets, sex.
I dunno how the day’s posts ended up all moral and righteous. Quick mindless vid fix compliments of Theo, who’s got fun with cars, fun with jets, fun with high explosives, and fun with lingerie. The only thing missing is fun with booze, but you can’t have everything. How about some more fun with lingerie, and [...]
God bless you, Mr. Brounwater
Published on 24 Apr 2008 at 8:08 pm.
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Filed under BS, Bums, Jihad, Nazis, Neanderthals, Taliban, al qaeda, anthronerdism, boobs, dummkopf!, hated Crusaders, human organs, incompetence, law & order, military, mockery, moronocy, nerds, nude, opportunity, pervs, porn, punishment, sex, transsexuals, western civilization.
Representative Paul Broun, R-Ga, wants to define nudity and ban government employees (specifically, military members) from spending their money on it. His Bill has 16 co-sponsors.
Up in heaven, Kurt Vonnegut laughs.
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Nerds, Rejoice
Published on 21 Apr 2008 at 5:18 am.
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Filed under sex.
Men’s masturbation is healthier than sexual intercourse, according to a study by Australian researchers.
[Hi, Jose Guardia, of Pajamas Media and Barcepundit, here; delighted to be around while Jules is away, and in such a great company!]
Geezer Heaven
Published on 15 Apr 2008 at 10:30 pm.
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Filed under Europe, sex.
It’s pretty much in a Danish nursing home. Bloomberg:
Marilyn Flick
Published on 14 Apr 2008 at 11:15 pm.
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Filed under Hollywood, sex.
Brings $1.5 million, but the public will never see this bit of history.* We’re going straight to Actress Archives for this one:
Sex, $$$ Linked
Published on 4 Apr 2008 at 9:44 pm.
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Filed under money, sex.
No way. Sex induces financial risk-taking behavior in men? Get out.
Hot Stuff
Published on 4 Apr 2008 at 7:31 am.
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Filed under pols, sex.
Washington’s “Second Best Address” has DC’s hottest souvenir shop. The number on the door of the Mayflower Hotel’s Room 871 is history. But I’d like to know what they’re charging for trysts in the Gubernational Love Suite.
Lowered Sexpectations
Published on 3 Apr 2008 at 6:50 am.
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Filed under sex.
Getting done quick is OK, docs say. via Herald:
Yeah, That Too
Published on 19 Mar 2008 at 11:34 pm.
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Filed under Clintons, sex.
And I thought they didn’t want that First Lady sked out because it would show she didn’t broker peace in Northern Ireland. ABC:
Love is Blind
Published on 18 Mar 2008 at 9:25 am.
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Filed under pols, sex.
For all to see. New NY gov gets it out of the way. NY Daily News:
No Money No Honey
Published on 16 Mar 2008 at 11:29 pm.
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Filed under America, media, pols, sex.
Here’s what purports to be the alleged hooker’s putative ambulance chaser’s letter.
Islamically Incorrect
Published on 16 Mar 2008 at 8:35 pm.
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Filed under Iran, hacks, hair, hated Crusaders, sex.
Iran shuts down nine fanzines for showing forbidden images of corrupt western starlets and reporting details of their decadent lifestyles. AFP. Someone tell Hollywood. Maybe this will clue them in to the nature of the Islamic Republic, aka partner for peace.
Precedent Set
Published on 14 Mar 2008 at 2:55 pm.
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Filed under media, money, sex.
Great news for people who think they should be able to grab any newsworthy photo off the Internet and use it as they choose. You know, comment on it, mock it, point out that it was staged, stare in slack-jawed goober amazement at it, etc. The Associated Press agrees with you. Ironically enough, it’s about that hooker. [...]
American Dream
Published on 14 Mar 2008 at 8:41 am.
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Filed under America, pols, sex, song.
For the happy hooker?
An American Story
Published on 12 Mar 2008 at 10:41 pm.
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Filed under pols, sex.
“I just don’t want to be thought of as a monster” — high-priced hooker Kristen/Ashley Youmans/Ashley Alexandra Dupre.
“You’re not really a monster, but you are a worthless skank” — meanspirited commenter Dave Surls.
It’s a moving tale. Bounced back from broken home, drugs, homelessness and abuse. Turned her life around. NYT:
Spitzer Resigns
Published on 12 Mar 2008 at 10:47 am.
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Filed under pols, sex.
He’s out. “To whom much is given … take responsibility … will ask no less of myself.” Who cares. I don’t live in New York. He’s not my gubernatorial hypocrite with a major high-priced hooker problem. Spitzer staying in would have been more fun, especially with all the awkward Clinton comparisons continuing … as long as they [...]
How to Make Sushi and Hot Naked Models Unappetizing
Published on 12 Mar 2008 at 10:15 am.
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Filed under food, sex.
Make them part of the same creepy, unsanitary-looking buffet spread.
