Archives for the 'sex' Category

Top-Rated Sexy Sox Girls

Published on 28 Apr 2008 at 9:42 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under Boston, sex, moronocy, baseball, feminism.

Another Herald editor was talking to someone in Red Sox marketing a while back who reported women are a hot segment of the booming Sox fan base. Apparently so:

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From the Mouths of Babes

Published on 28 Apr 2008 at 10:54 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under sex, shameless opportunism, kids.

Fifteen-year-old Miley Cyrus is embarrassed that she allowed herself to be photographed semi-nude, in a sultry come-hither pose. No word on whether Billy Ray or Annie Leibowitz are embarrassed about $$$exualizing an underage girl. Vanity Fair says the 15-year-old was all right with it and that’$$$ good enough for them. Sounds like in the end, the 15-year-old might have […]

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Palate Cleanser

Published on 26 Apr 2008 at 1:22 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under sex, cars, jets, explosives.

I dunno how the day’s posts ended up all moral and righteous.  Quick mindless vid fix compliments of Theo, who’s got fun with cars, fun with jets, fun with high explosives, and fun with lingerie. The only thing missing is fun with booze, but you can’t have everything.  How about some more fun with lingerie, and […]

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God bless you, Mr. Brounwater

Published on 24 Apr 2008 at 8:08 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under anthronerdism, al qaeda, military, law & order, sex, nerds, pervs, moronocy, human organs, punishment, porn, boobs, Neanderthals, BS, Bums, Taliban, incompetence, Jihad, filthy Crusader pigs, Nazis, dummkopf!, opportunity, western civilization, transsexuals, nude, mockery.

Representative Paul Broun, R-Ga, wants to define nudity and ban government employees (specifically, military members) from spending their money on it. His Bill has 16 co-sponsors.
 Up in heaven, Kurt Vonnegut laughs.

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Nerds, Rejoice

Published on 21 Apr 2008 at 5:18 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under sex.

Men’s masturbation is healthier than sexual intercourse, according to a study by Australian researchers.
[Hi, Jose Guardia, of Pajamas Media and Barcepundit, here; delighted to be around while Jules is away, and in such a great company!]

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Geezer Heaven

Published on 15 Apr 2008 at 10:30 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under Europe, sex.

It’s pretty much in a Danish nursing home. Bloomberg: 

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Marilyn Flick

Published on 14 Apr 2008 at 11:15 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under sex, Hollywood.

 
Brings $1.5 million, but the public will never see this bit of history.* We’re going straight to Actress Archives for this one: 

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Sex, $$$ Linked

Published on 4 Apr 2008 at 9:44 pm. No Comments.
Filed under sex, money.

No way. Sex induces financial risk-taking behavior in men? Get out.  

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Hot Stuff

Published on 4 Apr 2008 at 7:31 am. No Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.

Washington’s “Second Best Address” has DC’s hottest souvenir shop. The number on the door of the Mayflower Hotel’s Room 871 is history. But I’d like to know what they’re charging for trysts in the Gubernational Love Suite. 

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Lowered Sexpectations

Published on 3 Apr 2008 at 6:50 am. 4 Comments.
Filed under sex.

Getting done quick is OK, docs say. via Herald:  

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Yeah, That Too

Published on 19 Mar 2008 at 11:34 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under sex, Clintons.

And I thought they didn’t want that First Lady sked out because it would show she didn’t broker peace in Northern Ireland. ABC: 

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Love is Blind

Published on 18 Mar 2008 at 9:25 am. 7 Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.

For all to see. New NY gov gets it out of the way. NY Daily News: 

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No Money No Honey

Published on 16 Mar 2008 at 11:29 pm. No Comments.
Filed under pols, media, sex, America.

Here’s what purports to be the alleged hooker’s putative ambulance chaser’s letter.  

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Islamically Incorrect

Published on 16 Mar 2008 at 8:35 pm. No Comments.
Filed under Iran, sex, hacks, filthy Crusader pigs, hair.

Iran shuts down nine fanzines for showing forbidden images of corrupt western starlets and reporting details of their decadent lifestyles. AFP. Someone tell Hollywood. Maybe this will clue them in to the nature of the Islamic Republic, aka partner for peace. 

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Precedent Set

Published on 14 Mar 2008 at 2:55 pm. 10 Comments.
Filed under media, sex, money.

Great news for people who think they should be able to grab any newsworthy photo off the Internet and use it as they choose.  You know, comment on it, mock it, point out that it was staged, stare in slack-jawed goober amazement at it, etc. The Associated Press agrees with you. Ironically enough, it’s about that hooker. […]

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American Dream

Published on 14 Mar 2008 at 8:41 am. 7 Comments.
Filed under pols, sex, America, song.

For the happy hooker? 

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An American Story

Published on 12 Mar 2008 at 10:41 pm. 10 Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.

 
“I just don’t want to be thought of as a monster” — high-priced hooker Kristen/Ashley Youmans/Ashley Alexandra Dupre.
“You’re not really a monster, but you are a worthless skank” — meanspirited commenter Dave Surls. 
It’s a moving tale. Bounced back from broken home, drugs, homelessness and abuse. Turned her life around. NYT: 

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Spitzer Resigns

Published on 12 Mar 2008 at 10:47 am. 8 Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.

He’s out. “To whom much is given … take responsibility … will ask no less of myself.” Who cares. I don’t live in New York.  He’s not my gubernatorial hypocrite with a major high-priced hooker problem. Spitzer staying in would have been more fun, especially with all the awkward Clinton comparisons continuing … as long as they […]

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How to Make Sushi and Hot Naked Models Unappetizing

Published on 12 Mar 2008 at 10:15 am. 6 Comments.
Filed under sex, food.

Make them part of the same creepy, unsanitary-looking buffet spread.

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Trainwreck

Published on 10 Mar 2008 at 11:19 pm. 11 Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.

  
Mr. and Mrs. Spitzer in happier times, last year, as Harvard alumni maggie 02138’s Power Couple poster kids.
Everybody knows the rest of the story, how the mighty are fallen, or are trying to keep from falling. It’s all pretty sordid. This ABC report has interesting details on how they caught him. But all I really want to know is what […]

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Get Snipped, Watch Hoops

Published on 9 Mar 2008 at 9:33 pm. No Comments.
Filed under sex, shameless opportunism, medicine, sports.

It’s a win-win, if you plan on spending March Madness on the couch anyway. That’s the Oregon Urology Institute’s advice.

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Devoutly Yours

Published on 5 Mar 2008 at 9:54 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under asia, sex, religion, Internet.

Thai monks suspected of online monkey business.

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Poste de Bailar

Published on 28 Feb 2008 at 8:17 pm. No Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.

Mexican lawmaker with a bit of an Arlington, Oregon, issue. Offending vid here.

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Sex in ‘08

Published on 28 Feb 2008 at 8:45 am. 7 Comments.
Filed under pols, sex, racism.

And why it shouldn’t be an issue in this year’s Democratic race, but like race, it is, according to the Boston Herald’s Margery Eagan: 

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Meanwhile, in the 14th Century

Published on 24 Feb 2008 at 11:35 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under sex, saudi arabia.

Big crackdown on flirting with women, dancing to pop music blaring from cars, wearing of improper clothes … in Mecca.  Very bad. 

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Let’s Dispense With The Sex First

Published on 19 Feb 2008 at 8:08 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under sex, Hollywood, religion.

Because there’s going to be a lot of it. Florida pastor counsels the devout to do it daily as a counter-divorce measure. Boston Herald.  

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Hotties for Ron Paul

Published on 18 Feb 2008 at 1:37 pm. 6 Comments.
Filed under pols, sex, America.

Some people are going to debate how hot they really are. Others will get incensed about the flag usage. I don’t see that as any bigger a problem than this. Oh beautiful, for sexy babes. Still others will wonkishly use it as a kickoff point for a boring discussion of grassroots Ron Paulism. Free country. I’d […]

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Pop Quiz

Published on 11 Feb 2008 at 9:10 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under sex, America.

Q: What could possibly be more American than Bikini Girls with Machine Guns? 

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Sexists for Hill

Published on 10 Feb 2008 at 3:33 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under sex, Clintons.

That’s what the Boston Herald’s Margery Eagan figures is the net result of “nutcracker” remarks and all the wild-eyed Hill shots.

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American Pinups

Published on 10 Feb 2008 at 2:25 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under sex, America.

 
Fine, patriotic tradition lives on. It was never just about the cheesecake. I mean, not always. Boston Herald: 

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Ivy Skin

Published on 6 Feb 2008 at 6:43 pm. 6 Comments.
Filed under sex, shameless opportunism, academia.

More high-brow nudies at Harvard.  Crimson:  

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Variation on the Theme

Published on 25 Jan 2008 at 1:40 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under guns, science, sex.

Taser-hairspray potato gun fired without proper safety gear. That’s pretty heavy gauge PVC, but I wouldn’t recommend trying this at home,* unless home is a trailer park with high-tension wires out back built on top of a Superfund site. In which case, what the heck.
Theme this varies on is this one, by the way.
* Particularly […]

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Bikini Girl with Machine Gun

Published on 3 Jan 2008 at 10:43 pm. 6 Comments.
Filed under sex, crime, America.

Forgets it’s just a calendar. Wannabe Miss Arizona, illegally bottle-blonde, charged with kidnapping, menacing boyfriend. There’s gunplay. It’s Tarantino-worthy, even if no one got splattered:  

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Malware FYI

Published on 1 Dec 2007 at 4:13 pm. 5 Comments.
Filed under sex, vampires, shameless opportunism.

If you’re seeing off-color ads of any sort, escort services etc., you’ve got malware on your computer that has hijacked the adspace and you’ll want to do a cleanup.  If it bothers you, that is. My advertisers toe the straight and narrow, as I try to most of the time, except maybe the occasional Theo […]

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G.I. Jill

Published on 24 Nov 2007 at 5:09 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under guns, military, sex, America.

Sgt. Stevens for Miss America.  Hey, how come they don’t have a “machine gun” contest, anyway? It is Miss America after all.  How about a “bathing suit machine gun“ contest? This is still America, last time I checked.

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Take Me Out to the Ball Game

Published on 25 Oct 2007 at 11:42 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Boston, sex, baseball.

Frisky Fans Look to Hit Home Runs during Series. Laurel Sweet at Boston Herald:  

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GI Jane

Published on 18 Sep 2007 at 10:56 am. 4 Comments.
Filed under military, Israel, sex.

IDF committee recommends allowing women into all branches of combat arms: infantry, armor, special forces:   

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… Or Get Off The Pot

Published on 6 Sep 2007 at 10:17 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.

It’s probably poor form to apologize about posting something while posting it. I’m already tired of this guy, but I rattled on at length about him this morning, so I suppose an update is in order.  
Craig aides say he’s unlikely to finish his term.   

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Monkey Business

Published on 6 Sep 2007 at 8:03 am. 8 Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.

For some reason, Larry Craig deciding to fight reminds me of Gary Hart deciding not to. I’m not the only one getting Gary Hart flashbacks off this, even though the scandals, the reactions, the stakes are entirely different. 

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It’s A Dirty Job

Published on 2 Sep 2007 at 10:57 am. 9 Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.

But someone’s gotta do it. 
Steyn slams the cop who bagged Craig.  He doesn’t doubt Craig was looking for love in the wrong place, but decries sleazy vice work:  

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Judgment Unlapsed

Published on 1 Sep 2007 at 11:20 am. No Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.

Backward conservatives give Larry Craig the bums’ rush, he bails. If Craig was representing a more progressive state like Massachusetts, he’d be a committee chairman or have a marine sanctuary named after him. Or in a more forgiving party, his wife would be running for president and touting him as a roving ambassador.* Have these moralistic conservatives no […]

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When correctly viewed, everything is lewd: Craig and the cop

Published on 29 Aug 2007 at 2:03 pm. 16 Comments.
Filed under sex.

The rather Byzantine story of Senator Larry Craig of Idaho, who was arrested for lewd behavior in a Minnesota airport restroom staked out by an undercover cop in a sting operation, and who copped a plea for disorderly conduct instead, teaches those of us who are relatively (or maybe even completely) unfamiliar with men’s room […]

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Iranian Graffiti

Published on 20 Aug 2007 at 8:42 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under Iran, sex.

Iranian youth on the edge:
The following are excerpts from an Iranian program showing how young Iranian men pick up girls on the streets of Tehran. The program aired on Channel 1, Iranian TV, on July 18, 2007.
To view this clip, visit:http://www.memritv.org/clip/en/1529.htm
Young man 1: “We know most of the girls, and so we drive around […]

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Chimp Office Politics

Published on 18 Aug 2007 at 3:52 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under anthronerdism, sex.

Not for nothing they call it monkey business.
Meanwhile, big debate over whether free love hippy apes are for real.

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Where’s The Beef?

Published on 10 Aug 2007 at 7:45 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.

Chris Matthews asks this question with a straight face about the Dem 2008 field, then with a straight face goes on to say what’s lacking is Gore.  More properly described as the other white meat, I’d suggest. But here’s Matthews’ bizarre sexist, sizeist, weightist, ratist outblurting: 

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Bikini Girls with Machine Guns

Published on 5 Aug 2007 at 9:55 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under guns, sex, America.

It is your patriotic duty to watch this. Vid compliments of Theo Spark. And yes, he’s got your Sunday morning totty, you perv.

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Relationsheeps

Published on 31 Jul 2007 at 7:53 am. 9 Comments.
Filed under Iran, sex.

No jokes, please. We’re all adults.  Via exemplary Persian blogger Kamangir, a discussion of Islamic sexuality and the new Sharia-safe sex manual, “The Couple’s Sexual Relationsheeps, Basis of Islamic View.” Kamangir:

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“A Soft, Safe Place To Be”

Published on 24 Jun 2007 at 10:01 am. 6 Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.

Fred Thompson’s secret weapon: his legions of his former girlfriends. 

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Scrotal Pigmentation and Hillary’s Dangerous Allelist Tendencies

Published on 22 Jun 2007 at 12:27 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under anthronerdism, pols, sex.

What makes monkey scrotums blue? You know you’ve been wondering. John Hawks’ superlative anthroblog has the answer. I believe there is variant causation of testicular azurity* in humans and possibly other higher primates, however. 
None of which has anything to do with Hillary Clinton, upon whom John Hawks power-nerds most righteously in another post for her patronizing remarks about racism and genetics.   

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Pole Dancers of the Gods

Published on 14 Jun 2007 at 1:16 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under sex, shameless self-promotion.

Look dear, you can see the pole dancer from up here.  

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