Archives for the 'sex' Category
Where’s The Beef?
Published on 10 Aug 2007 at 7:45 am.
5 Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.
Chris Matthews asks this question with a straight face about the Dem 2008 field, then with a straight face goes on to say what’s lacking is Gore. More properly described as the other white meat, I’d suggest. But here’s Matthews’ bizarre sexist, sizeist, weightist, ratist outblurting:
Bikini Girls with Machine Guns
Published on 5 Aug 2007 at 9:55 am.
5 Comments.
Filed under America, guns, sex.
It is your patriotic duty to watch this. Vid compliments of Theo Spark. And yes, he’s got your Sunday morning totty, you perv.
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Relationsheeps
Published on 31 Jul 2007 at 7:53 am.
9 Comments.
Filed under Iran, sex.
No jokes, please. We’re all adults. Via exemplary Persian blogger Kamangir, a discussion of Islamic sexuality and the new Sharia-safe sex manual, “The Couple’s Sexual Relationsheeps, Basis of Islamic View.” Kamangir:
“A Soft, Safe Place To Be”
Published on 24 Jun 2007 at 10:01 am.
6 Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.
Fred Thompson’s secret weapon: his legions of his former girlfriends.
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Scrotal Pigmentation and Hillary’s Dangerous Allelist Tendencies
Published on 22 Jun 2007 at 12:27 am.
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Filed under anthronerdism, pols, sex.
What makes monkey scrotums blue? You know you’ve been wondering. John Hawks’ superlative anthroblog has the answer. I believe there is variant causation of testicular azurity* in humans and possibly other higher primates, however.
None of which has anything to do with Hillary Clinton, upon whom John Hawks power-nerds most righteously in another post for her patronizing remarks about racism and genetics.
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Pole Dancers of the Gods
Published on 14 Jun 2007 at 1:16 am.
1 Comment.
Filed under sex, shameless self-promotion.
Look dear, you can see the pole dancer from up here.
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Gay Bomb
Published on 10 Jun 2007 at 7:50 am.
12 Comments.
Filed under military, sex.
Shocking news of U.S. interest in a Gay Bomb!
Not exactly news. It was widely reported a couple of years ago:
RAF Bans Nose Art
Published on 7 Jun 2007 at 9:34 am.
3 Comments.
Filed under Britain, Islam, military, sex.
Another little corner of England that is no longer England, due to PC concerns of offending women and Muslims. No reports any women or Muslims were actually offended, but they don’t want to start. (h/t Theo Spark, the Austin Powers of the Blogopshere. Shagadelia alert: Not safe for people who are offended by nose art.)
Some history [...]
Credo in un Dio Crudel
Published on 3 Jun 2007 at 11:29 pm.
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Filed under sex, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.
Larry Flynt wants to buy hypocrisy in government, though there’s plenty to be had for free. But he’s on the prowl for political smut and scandal, and if you’ve got any, he’s got a million bucks for you.
Proof of a wrathful God, that this man should be blessed with wealth and success, surrounded by beautiful, easy women, [...]
About That Pajamas Thing
Published on 31 May 2007 at 11:59 am.
6 Comments.
Filed under Islam, middle east, sex.
Reader Salty Dog correctly notes that the loose and flowing garments of Derkaderkastan whose praises I sang also include the burkha, whose praises I did not sing. Let me correct that now.
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A Modest Pornposal
Published on 6 May 2007 at 3:05 pm.
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Filed under sex.
Jon Swift … yeah, that’s right, the same guy who had that great idea for dealing with the Irish problem … has an even better solution to the Girls Gone Wild problem:
Can a girl of 21 really know what she is consenting to when she signs a release form for a pornographer? Does she really understand what the [...]
Girls Gone Wild News
Published on 5 May 2007 at 9:27 am.
3 Comments.
Filed under sex.
Joyner, Outside the Beltway, on a nanny-state proposal vs. the erotic arts.
Paris Hilton, headed for the slammer. No slamming jokes please. No Hilton jokes. No … what the heck, have a party. 45 days bread and water seems a little extreme, until you remember that she had already skated on a DWI, which is a [...]
Asking and Telling in Saudi Arabia
Published on 14 Mar 2007 at 12:41 am.
2 Comments.
Filed under saudi arabia, sex.
Newspaper account of girl-girl love. No mention of religious police beating them with sticks. They must keep those guys out of the girls schools. No mention of guys schools. Arab News, via MEMRI:
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Math Made Simple
Published on 7 Feb 2007 at 12:15 am.
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Filed under anthronerdism, science, sex.
OK, I’m a math moron. But even I can get this. Bikini calculus.*
Hot, Not Currently Blonde, Still Dumb
Published on 6 Feb 2007 at 9:17 am.
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Filed under Cuba, celeb, media, sex.
Totally hot and, here’s a shocker, slutty Charlize Theron says lack of freedom in Cuba and the United States, same-same. (vid here) Then offers to make out with the reporter to change the subject. Another Hollywood halfwit. Here’s the real shocker: who was defending the freedoms of the United States? CNN.
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Soros in a Short Skirt
Published on 4 Feb 2007 at 12:39 am.
11 Comments.
Filed under Britain, Europe, GWOT, Uncategorized, sex.
Hungarian billionnaire/nutjob George Soros: “America needs to follow the policies it has introduced in Germany. We have to go through a certain de-Nazification process.”
This is very revealing.
Let me tell you something about Hungary. I’ve been there. There are one or two important things you need to know about that place. I’m not talking about 1956. Clearly, Stalinist oppression is [...]
Party Town Rocks
Published on 31 Jan 2007 at 1:49 am.
10 Comments.
Filed under Britain, ancient mysteries, beer, sex.
My father-in-law is a mountain of a man, a big gruff old New England fisherman whose people came across from Scotland to Nova Scotia God knows when, then down to New England, whaling, fishing, firefighting, moving rocks around. He’s got the biggest hands I’ve ever seen. I found him placing stones in a stone wall [...]
