Archives for the 'sex' Category

Poste de Bailar

Published on 28 Feb 2008 at 8:17 pm. No Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.

Mexican lawmaker with a bit of an Arlington, Oregon, issue. Offending vid here.

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Sex in ‘08

Published on 28 Feb 2008 at 8:45 am. 7 Comments.
Filed under pols, racism, sex.

And why it shouldn’t be an issue in this year’s Democratic race, but like race, it is, according to the Boston Herald’s Margery Eagan: 

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Meanwhile, in the 14th Century

Published on 24 Feb 2008 at 11:35 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under saudi arabia, sex.

Big crackdown on flirting with women, dancing to pop music blaring from cars, wearing of improper clothes … in Mecca.  Very bad. 

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Let’s Dispense With The Sex First

Published on 19 Feb 2008 at 8:08 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under Hollywood, religion, sex.

Because there’s going to be a lot of it. Florida pastor counsels the devout to do it daily as a counter-divorce measure. Boston Herald.  

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Hotties for Ron Paul

Published on 18 Feb 2008 at 1:37 pm. 6 Comments.
Filed under America, pols, sex.

Some people are going to debate how hot they really are. Others will get incensed about the flag usage. I don’t see that as any bigger a problem than this. Oh beautiful, for sexy babes. Still others will wonkishly use it as a kickoff point for a boring discussion of grassroots Ron Paulism. Free country. I’d [...]

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Pop Quiz

Published on 11 Feb 2008 at 9:10 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under America, sex.

Q: What could possibly be more American than Bikini Girls with Machine Guns? 

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Sexists for Hill

Published on 10 Feb 2008 at 3:33 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under Clintons, sex.

That’s what the Boston Herald’s Margery Eagan figures is the net result of “nutcracker” remarks and all the wild-eyed Hill shots.

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American Pinups

Published on 10 Feb 2008 at 2:25 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under America, sex.

 
Fine, patriotic tradition lives on. It was never just about the cheesecake. I mean, not always. Boston Herald: 

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Ivy Skin

Published on 6 Feb 2008 at 6:43 pm. 6 Comments.
Filed under academia, sex, shameless opportunism.

More high-brow nudies at Harvard.  Crimson:  

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Variation on the Theme

Published on 25 Jan 2008 at 1:40 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under guns, science, sex.

Taser-hairspray potato gun fired without proper safety gear. That’s pretty heavy gauge PVC, but I wouldn’t recommend trying this at home,* unless home is a trailer park with high-tension wires out back built on top of a Superfund site. In which case, what the heck.
Theme this varies on is this one, by the way.
* Particularly [...]

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Bikini Girl with Machine Gun

Published on 3 Jan 2008 at 10:43 pm. 6 Comments.
Filed under America, crime, sex.

Forgets it’s just a calendar. Wannabe Miss Arizona, illegally bottle-blonde, charged with kidnapping, menacing boyfriend. There’s gunplay. It’s Tarantino-worthy, even if no one got splattered:  

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Malware FYI

Published on 1 Dec 2007 at 4:13 pm. 5 Comments.
Filed under sex, shameless opportunism, vampires.

If you’re seeing off-color ads of any sort, escort services etc., you’ve got malware on your computer that has hijacked the adspace and you’ll want to do a cleanup.  If it bothers you, that is. My advertisers toe the straight and narrow, as I try to most of the time, except maybe the occasional Theo [...]

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G.I. Jill

Published on 24 Nov 2007 at 5:09 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under America, guns, military, sex.

Sgt. Stevens for Miss America.  Hey, how come they don’t have a “machine gun” contest, anyway? It is Miss America after all.  How about a “bathing suit machine gun“ contest? This is still America, last time I checked.

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Take Me Out to the Ball Game

Published on 25 Oct 2007 at 11:42 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Boston, baseball, sex.

Frisky Fans Look to Hit Home Runs during Series. Laurel Sweet at Boston Herald:  

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GI Jane

Published on 18 Sep 2007 at 10:56 am. 4 Comments.
Filed under Israel, military, sex.

IDF committee recommends allowing women into all branches of combat arms: infantry, armor, special forces:   

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… Or Get Off The Pot

Published on 6 Sep 2007 at 10:17 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.

It’s probably poor form to apologize about posting something while posting it. I’m already tired of this guy, but I rattled on at length about him this morning, so I suppose an update is in order.  
Craig aides say he’s unlikely to finish his term.   

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Monkey Business

Published on 6 Sep 2007 at 8:03 am. 8 Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.

For some reason, Larry Craig deciding to fight reminds me of Gary Hart deciding not to. I’m not the only one getting Gary Hart flashbacks off this, even though the scandals, the reactions, the stakes are entirely different. 

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It’s A Dirty Job

Published on 2 Sep 2007 at 10:57 am. 9 Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.

But someone’s gotta do it. 
Steyn slams the cop who bagged Craig.  He doesn’t doubt Craig was looking for love in the wrong place, but decries sleazy vice work:  

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Judgment Unlapsed

Published on 1 Sep 2007 at 11:20 am. No Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.

Backward conservatives give Larry Craig the bums’ rush, he bails. If Craig was representing a more progressive state like Massachusetts, he’d be a committee chairman or have a marine sanctuary named after him. Or in a more forgiving party, his wife would be running for president and touting him as a roving ambassador.* Have these moralistic conservatives no [...]

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When correctly viewed, everything is lewd: Craig and the cop

Published on 29 Aug 2007 at 2:03 pm. 16 Comments.
Filed under sex.

The rather Byzantine story of Senator Larry Craig of Idaho, who was arrested for lewd behavior in a Minnesota airport restroom staked out by an undercover cop in a sting operation, and who copped a plea for disorderly conduct instead, teaches those of us who are relatively (or maybe even completely) unfamiliar with men’s room [...]

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Iranian Graffiti

Published on 20 Aug 2007 at 8:42 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under Iran, sex.

Iranian youth on the edge:
The following are excerpts from an Iranian program showing how young Iranian men pick up girls on the streets of Tehran. The program aired on Channel 1, Iranian TV, on July 18, 2007.
To view this clip, visit:http://www.memritv.org/clip/en/1529.htm
Young man 1: “We know most of the girls, and so we drive around [...]

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Chimp Office Politics

Published on 18 Aug 2007 at 3:52 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under anthronerdism, sex.

Not for nothing they call it monkey business.
Meanwhile, big debate over whether free love hippy apes are for real.

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Where’s The Beef?

Published on 10 Aug 2007 at 7:45 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.

Chris Matthews asks this question with a straight face about the Dem 2008 field, then with a straight face goes on to say what’s lacking is Gore.  More properly described as the other white meat, I’d suggest. But here’s Matthews’ bizarre sexist, sizeist, weightist, ratist outblurting: 

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Bikini Girls with Machine Guns

Published on 5 Aug 2007 at 9:55 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under America, guns, sex.

It is your patriotic duty to watch this. Vid compliments of Theo Spark. And yes, he’s got your Sunday morning totty, you perv.

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Relationsheeps

Published on 31 Jul 2007 at 7:53 am. 9 Comments.
Filed under Iran, sex.

No jokes, please. We’re all adults.  Via exemplary Persian blogger Kamangir, a discussion of Islamic sexuality and the new Sharia-safe sex manual, “The Couple’s Sexual Relationsheeps, Basis of Islamic View.” Kamangir:

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“A Soft, Safe Place To Be”

Published on 24 Jun 2007 at 10:01 am. 6 Comments.
Filed under pols, sex.

Fred Thompson’s secret weapon: his legions of his former girlfriends. 

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Scrotal Pigmentation and Hillary’s Dangerous Allelist Tendencies

Published on 22 Jun 2007 at 12:27 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under anthronerdism, pols, sex.

What makes monkey scrotums blue? You know you’ve been wondering. John Hawks’ superlative anthroblog has the answer. I believe there is variant causation of testicular azurity* in humans and possibly other higher primates, however. 
None of which has anything to do with Hillary Clinton, upon whom John Hawks power-nerds most righteously in another post for her patronizing remarks about racism and genetics.   

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Pole Dancers of the Gods

Published on 14 Jun 2007 at 1:16 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under sex, shameless self-promotion.

Look dear, you can see the pole dancer from up here.  

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Gay Bomb

Published on 10 Jun 2007 at 7:50 am. 13 Comments.
Filed under military, sex.

Shocking news of U.S. interest in a Gay Bomb!
Not exactly news.  It was widely reported a couple of years ago:

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RAF Bans Nose Art

Published on 7 Jun 2007 at 9:34 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under Britain, Islam, military, sex.

Another little corner of England that is no longer England, due to PC concerns of offending women and Muslims. No reports any women or Muslims were actually offended, but they don’t want to start. (h/t Theo Spark, the Austin Powers of the Blogopshere. Shagadelia alert: Not safe for people who are offended by nose art.)
Some history [...]

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Credo in un Dio Crudel

Published on 3 Jun 2007 at 11:29 pm. No Comments.
Filed under sex, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.

Larry Flynt wants to buy hypocrisy in government, though there’s plenty to be had for free. But he’s on the prowl for political smut and scandal, and if you’ve got any, he’s got a million bucks for you.
Proof of a wrathful God, that this man should be blessed with wealth and success, surrounded by beautiful, easy women, [...]

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About That Pajamas Thing

Published on 31 May 2007 at 11:59 am. 6 Comments.
Filed under Islam, middle east, sex.

Reader Salty Dog correctly notes that the loose and flowing garments of Derkaderkastan whose praises I sang also include the burkha, whose praises I did not sing.  Let me correct that now.

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A Modest Pornposal

Published on 6 May 2007 at 3:05 pm. No Comments.
Filed under sex.

Jon Swift … yeah, that’s right, the same guy who had that great idea for dealing with the Irish problem … has an even better solution to the Girls Gone Wild problem:
 Can a girl of 21 really know what she is consenting to when she signs a release form for a pornographer? Does she really understand what the [...]

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Girls Gone Wild News

Published on 5 May 2007 at 9:27 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under sex.

Joyner, Outside the Beltway, on a nanny-state proposal vs. the erotic arts.
Paris Hilton, headed for the slammer.  No slamming jokes please. No Hilton jokes. No … what the heck, have a party.  45 days bread and water seems a little extreme, until you remember that she had already skated on a DWI, which is a [...]

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Asking and Telling in Saudi Arabia

Published on 14 Mar 2007 at 12:41 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under saudi arabia, sex.

Newspaper account of girl-girl love. No mention of religious police beating them with sticks. They must keep those guys out of the girls schools.  No mention of guys schools. Arab News, via MEMRI: 

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Math Made Simple

Published on 7 Feb 2007 at 12:15 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under anthronerdism, science, sex.

OK, I’m a math moron. But even I can get this. Bikini calculus.*

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Hot, Not Currently Blonde, Still Dumb

Published on 6 Feb 2007 at 9:17 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Cuba, celeb, media, sex.

Totally hot and, here’s a shocker, slutty Charlize Theron says lack of freedom in Cuba and the United States, same-same. (vid here)  Then offers to make out with the reporter to change the subject. Another Hollywood halfwit. Here’s the real shocker: who was defending the freedoms of the United States?  CNN.  

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Soros in a Short Skirt

Published on 4 Feb 2007 at 12:39 am. 11 Comments.
Filed under Britain, Europe, GWOT, Uncategorized, sex.

Hungarian billionnaire/nutjob George Soros: “America needs to follow the policies it has introduced in Germany. We have to go through a certain de-Nazification process.”
This is very revealing.
Let me tell you something about Hungary. I’ve been there. There are one or two important things you need to know about that place.  I’m not talking about 1956.  Clearly, Stalinist oppression is [...]

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Party Town Rocks

Published on 31 Jan 2007 at 1:49 am. 10 Comments.
Filed under Britain, ancient mysteries, beer, sex.

My father-in-law is a mountain of a man, a big gruff old New England fisherman whose people came across from Scotland to Nova Scotia God knows when, then down to New England, whaling, fishing, firefighting, moving rocks around. He’s got the biggest hands I’ve ever seen. I found him placing stones in a stone wall [...]

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