Archives for the 'shameless self-promotion' Category

Jon & Octomom Plus 22

Published on 19 Oct 2009 at 10:37 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under America, TV, moronocy, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.

Important tabloid news update … Octomom has a crush on Jon Gosselin:

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LIED

Published on 18 Oct 2009 at 9:13 am. 4 Comments.
Filed under America, art, dummkopf!, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.

There’s a lot of Shepard Fairey posts out there. I like the Deceiver.com one. “Shepard Fairey Is A Liar.” Simple, to the point. In fact, it’s almost like the “HOPE” of Shepard Fairey plagiarizing perjurist posts, captures the true Fairey spirit iconically. 
News via NYT. But because the Shepard Fairey story is a sort of iconic American charlatan’s [...]

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What A Nobel Laureate!

Published on 10 Oct 2009 at 9:40 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under Obama, explosives, moronocy, shameless self-promotion.

It used to be one of the highest honors of the human race. Nobel Laureate. Much gravitas and profundity wrapped up in those words.*  

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Putin Shirtoff

Published on 5 Aug 2009 at 9:56 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under Russia, shameless self-promotion.

… is a big Putoff. I don’t mind the submarine drivebys and the long-range bomber trips so much. I know those are meant to be provocative, even though they’re more a sign of impotent ridiculousness than anything else. I hope none of their crappy subs have a meltdown or spring a leak off the coast, forcing [...]

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Crittenden’s Boutique Right-Wing Warmonger Bookshop & General Store

Published on 1 Apr 2009 at 12:28 pm. 5 Comments.
Filed under A Right-Wing Warmonger's Boutique Bookshop, blogs, books, literary, money, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.

You’ll notice the Pajamas Media ads at top and at left have been replaced by Amazon widgets. This is because PJM has discontinued its blog advertising network, of which I was an arm’s length member.
My non-exclusive contract paid less than the usual deal, but allowed me to pursue other advertising relationships. I never did the math to figure out whether [...]

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“Out Standing In His Field”

Published on 13 Jan 2009 at 10:32 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under blogs, shameless self-promotion.

It’s that time of year and the accolades are piling up like so many horse puckies. But this is among the finest awards this blog has ever received: “Best Armchair Warrior” in the 75th Annual Maggie’s Farm Blog Awards. 

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Aging Ugly

Published on 13 Dec 2008 at 8:59 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Hollywood, nude, pervs, sex, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.

That’s Lauren Beckham Falcone’s take on Jennifer Anniston baring most, if not all, but at the same time way too much, while looking hot about it. Boston Herald. And yes, you pervs, there’s GQ’s crazy Jenn in the almost-all-together with a bunch of guys art: 

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My Wife’s Book

Published on 13 Aug 2008 at 10:42 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under husbands and wives, literary, shameless self-promotion.

“Tethered,” a novel by Amy MacKinnon, literary suspense, Random House. Think CSI on a soul-searching journey in which the protagonist is doing everything she can to look the other way. Searing gut-punch prose, a page-turner. OK, I’m her husband,* but I’m also a compulsive editor. She had other people performing that service for her, and after that early unpleasant [...]

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Musings and Memories

Published on 23 Apr 2008 at 7:45 pm. No Comments.
Filed under Iraq, embeds, shameless self-promotion.

(crossposted at Acute Politics)
Who’s up for some war stories? Ok, maybe not *exactly* war stories, but I’ve been mumbling through old memories of Iraq recently. This post will be pretty much stream-of-consciousness, so continue reading only if you want a look inside.

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Buenas noches from an un-lonely room

Published on 22 Apr 2008 at 5:56 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under assorted shit, blogs, everything, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.

…and the bartender says, “Get outta here!”
Oh, wait, is this thing on? Ahem. Greetings. Greyhawk here. Some of you may know me as a long-time milblogger, part time singer/songwriter, or (now) professional book reviewer.
Fewer of you may know that I’m the crack dealer that originally helped pull Jules Crittenden into the blogosphere. Then we went after [...]

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Mediocre American Hypocrite

Published on 16 Apr 2008 at 11:33 am. 4 Comments.
Filed under moronocy, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.

Pens weighty tome re great ones. Barnett at Weekly Standard reviews Glenn Greenwald’s right-bashing “Great American Hypocrites,” professes to like him, pronounces his book’s argument worthy of consideration, and goes on to enumerate point by point why it is a big fat piece of crap and a waste of time. 

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Absolut Apologies

Published on 6 Apr 2008 at 7:55 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under America, Mexico, Nazis, Spain, booze, history, shameless self-promotion.

World-bettering boozemaker is sorry. I’ll say. And that’s nice. But first, here are some more Absolut worldviews from clever readers. This one neglects to put Absolut Sweden in the Nazi camp, which is more or less where the Nazi-enabling neutrals spent the war. via Gateway: 

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Banned in Costa Rica

Published on 4 Apr 2008 at 10:10 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under crime, food, shameless self-promotion.

Anti-Mommist fast-food snuff ads. Burger regicide. Fox. 

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Authortunism

Published on 30 Mar 2008 at 8:06 am. No Comments.
Filed under Boston, pols, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.

Cruel wit by Howie Carr, re Obamawannabe Deval Patrick and his $1.3 million stepping-stone tome. I think Howie might actually be giving Patrick too much credit.  Up from very humble Chicago project beginnings, bright kid makes good but the resume doesn’t show much to commend him to leadership unless you’re impressed by some journeyman civil rights lawyering, [...]

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Frikkin Chikkin

Published on 28 Feb 2008 at 8:09 pm. 6 Comments.
Filed under food, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.

Fowl language alert in as Philly gets cheesed over tasteless fastfood billboards. 

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Herself

Published on 22 Oct 2007 at 11:06 am. 12 Comments.
Filed under shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.

I’m sure she’s a very intelligent, accomplished woman, and the CIA doesn’t hire airheaded dolts, but she isn’t doing much to advance the cause of Blondekind with this Huffington post. Anyone else getting vapid cheerleader off this?  

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Perfected

Published on 12 Oct 2007 at 12:08 am. 9 Comments.
Filed under shameless self-promotion.

First they came to perfect the Communists,
but I figured the communists could use it, so I did not speak out.  

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1,000,000 Served

Published on 12 Aug 2007 at 11:17 am. 9 Comments.
Filed under blogs, shameless self-promotion.

This blog will log its 1 millionth visitor in the next couple of hours. Watch the odometer roll over here. Could be you. Thanks to today’s Instapundit hit and great support all along from Glenn and many others over the past 9 months. 

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More Disclosure

Published on 12 Aug 2007 at 10:15 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under literary, pols, shameless self-promotion.

That ad over there. Yeah, that’s my cousin. The lovely, talented and always controversial Danielle Crittenden. Love her, hate her, make sure you read her. ”The President’s Secret IMs”  is the first novel composed entirely of IMs, every page a screen grab. As far as I know, anyway. Welcome to the future.  We’ll all be talking and writing that way [...]

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Full Disclosure

Published on 8 Aug 2007 at 10:11 am. No Comments.
Filed under history, literary, shameless self-promotion.

That ad over there?  Yeah, she’s my cousin.  She’s paying full fare, though I would have given her the space for free.  Good at what she does, like all Crittendens.  A fine turn of shtick with the IM thing. Natural gift of gab.  It has to be all the generations spent in the ancestral pubs of Oz [...]

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Wounded Heel

Published on 25 Jul 2007 at 7:21 am. 13 Comments.
Filed under academia, punishment, shameless self-promotion.

The best part about this is that he’ll be back.  The best part after the firing, that is. The best part after the firing and the drums, that is.  I like the drums.
Ward Churchill canned for plagiarism, making up history, may not teach at University of Colorado for as long as the grass grows, the buffalo roam [...]

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Sometimes Life Can Look So Bleak

Published on 8 Jul 2007 at 10:13 pm. 19 Comments.
Filed under pols, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.

… then something happens. 
Cindy Sheehan announces her comeback. She’ll challenge Pelosi if Pelosi doesn’t impeach Bush.  My sense of child-like wonder is restored.   

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Pole Dancers of the Gods

Published on 14 Jun 2007 at 1:16 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under sex, shameless self-promotion.

Look dear, you can see the pole dancer from up here.  

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The Pious Life

Published on 11 Jun 2007 at 11:26 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under celeb, crime, punishment, shameless self-promotion.

Paris calls Barbara from jail.  Like so many crims, Paris has had a religious awakening behind bars:  

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Boobs Exposed

Published on 5 Jun 2007 at 8:30 am. 25 Comments.
Filed under boobs, moronocy, shameless self-promotion.

UPDATE: Margery, What’s up with Hill’s face? 
Boston Herald’s Margery Eagan on Boobs of the Right. 2008 Presidential hopeful boobage.  Would-be First Boobs. 

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Credo in un Dio Crudel

Published on 3 Jun 2007 at 11:29 pm. No Comments.
Filed under sex, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.

Larry Flynt wants to buy hypocrisy in government, though there’s plenty to be had for free. But he’s on the prowl for political smut and scandal, and if you’ve got any, he’s got a million bucks for you.
Proof of a wrathful God, that this man should be blessed with wealth and success, surrounded by beautiful, easy women, [...]

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Show Won’t Go On

Published on 2 Jun 2007 at 10:52 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under other, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.

What a disappointment. That Dutch kidney reality show.  Not real.  Turns out the Dutch may have us hands down on disturbing tastelessness after all, just not the way we thought. Too bad. I was really hoping we were moving into new territory.  The reality show as social advocacy.  

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Plame Game

Published on 30 May 2007 at 8:20 am. 13 Comments.
Filed under moronocy, pols, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.

So Valerie Plame was covert after all.  Sort of.*  Which raises the question, not particularly well addressed in this NBC article, of why $2 million worth of special prosecution produced only a highly questionable off-topic charge. Newsweek offers a little more but suggests some ambiguity, “Was She or Wasn’t She?”
Patterico, like Newsweek, suggests Fitzgerald couldn’t prove [...]

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Plame Game

Published on 16 Mar 2007 at 11:27 pm. 7 Comments.
Filed under USA, shameless opportunism, shameless self-promotion.

I would like to state for the record, in my own name, that when supposedly covert agents employ their husbands to do the nation’s secret intelligence work, and said husbands then write op-eds in national publications, it is no one else’s fault when said agent’s highly questionable and apparently non-prosecutable covert status gets blown.  Also, tabloid [...]

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Should a Dark Age Fall …

Published on 2 Mar 2007 at 9:50 am. 6 Comments.
Filed under shameless self-promotion.

“It’s been a strange couple of weeks in the global culture. That would be ours. Our culture that … like it or not, and a lot of them don’t … squats across continents like a massive toad, its reach and power far exceeding our military and political influence.“ 
– Me, at PJM.
 

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