Archives for the 'song' Category

Notorious KGB

Published on 18 Nov 2009 at 8:49 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Russia, commies, song.

Vlad chills with Russky rappers, needs an alias. via Boston Herald:
“I have to say that young people involved in these arts in our country give them their own Russian charm,” Putin said in televised remarks Friday night. “Because rap … is being filled with social content, discusses problems of the youth.”
Word. Old gangsta dude’s old school, lays down [...]

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Just Gimme Some Of That Rock’N'Roll Music

Published on 26 Oct 2009 at 9:01 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under Guantanamo, do-goodism, song.

Boston Herald’s Darren Garnick wants to celebrate American music. Specifically, all the great tunes that weare played for the benefit of Guantanamo detainees. 

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Sign Of The End Times #52

Published on 24 Jun 2009 at 4:11 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under song.

James Blunt covers the Pixies, “Where Is My Mind,” doesn’t screw it up.*
Damn. Hey James Blunt … play some Ramones! On second thought … don’t!
h/t the blogroll at Piece of Work In Progress, where Collins has enlisted Sonia Aquino to keep the masses entertained during a brief intermission. Damn. I think Sonia Aquino might be another sign of the [...]

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Party Like It’s 1928!

Published on 3 Mar 2009 at 12:11 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Obama, song, wine, women.

What was that they used to give Bush crap over? Playing golf while there was a war on. Something like that. That sure was bad. I think he celebrated Christmas, and that was bad, too.
Hey, look who’s kicked up the White House entertaining. It’s great!

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IDF Hit Parade

Published on 1 Mar 2009 at 12:40 am. No Comments.
Filed under Israel, song.

It’s Zionist-Oriented Metal. A friend of mine just got back from Israel with a couple of CDs recommended by his IDF pals:  

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Sounds of Shaitan

Published on 4 Feb 2009 at 11:16 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under Iraq, song.

They do have to live refugees. NYT reports on Iraqi heavy metal band Acrassicauda’s odyssey to Elizabeth, N.J., with extended stops in Damascus and Istanbul, after jihadis chased them out of Baghdad for playing the western devil music. 

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Righteous Noise Facilitation

Published on 30 Dec 2008 at 11:00 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Guantanamo, hated Crusaders, punishment, song.

If you’re interested in that kind of thing. Discussion of iPod listening options and hearing-loss issues starts with the Boston Herald’s recommendation of the Stillwater iKick iK500 as the booming best of the iPod speakers at $250:

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Decadent Western Musicians For Jihad

Published on 11 Dec 2008 at 8:58 am. 9 Comments.
Filed under Guantanamo, song.

Protest the use of bad music at Guantanamo to torment Islamic extremists who would ban their music and probably saw their heads off if they had a chance. Radio Free Europe seems like a good place to pluck that irony-packed news from: 

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Putting On The Sitz

Published on 24 Nov 2008 at 9:07 am. No Comments.
Filed under ancient mysteries, assorted shit, butts, culture, deep thot, do-goodism, dummkopf!, elsewhere, engineering, explosives, ground views, law & order, moronocy, pot, science, shameless opportunism, song, taxes, western civilization.

Better late than never. It was World Toilet Day Nov. 19. I let it go at the time.* But now squatters are back in the news. The la-di-da loos of Times Square. AP via Boston Herald. I’m inspired: 

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Dude Looks Like A Republican

Published on 30 Oct 2008 at 7:30 am. No Comments.
Filed under pols, song.

Aerosmith’s Joe Perry walks this way with John McCain. Boston Herald:  

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Post-Apocalyptic Britney, Tragic Rasta Lapdogs, Hello Kitty Bling Bling

Published on 29 Sep 2008 at 8:49 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under Hello Kitty, deep thot, dogs, song.

Sky’s falling, Israel’s about to nuke Iran, Palin’s getting dumped and Obama’s already won by a landslide, depending on who you listen to and when. Screw it, I’m Britneyblogging. Boston Herald: New release “Womanizer” shows she’s still the vapid throwaway popmeistress America exalted far beyond her worth. It’s just a little more pathetic post-crazy mama rehab.  

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Timeshare Guy

Published on 13 Sep 2008 at 10:29 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under song, wine, women.

Need to know about timeshares? Ask the Timeshare Guy. Yeah, he’s a Guy who knows about timeshares. My cousin Guy Crittenden, as it happens, whose book on the subject, “Timeshare Secrets,” is now available. I dunno, I solved that problem by pretty much never going on vacation, but a lot of people have more fun than [...]

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Music Riles Savage Beast

Published on 7 Sep 2008 at 10:00 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under pols, song.

… in the heart of Heart, which doesn’t heart Palin. ’70s rock hags issue issue a cease-and-desist on the GOP’s use of “Barricuda.” via Boston Herald.

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Una Verità Inopportuna!

Published on 29 May 2008 at 11:52 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under art, song, warmalism.

Bravo, Maestro! La Scala will stage the operatic version of “An Inconvenient Truth.” 

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Wrong for Pennsylvania

Published on 18 Apr 2008 at 11:58 pm. No Comments.
Filed under pols, song.

Via Instapundit, Slate’s Springsteen/Obama ad.

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American Dream

Published on 14 Mar 2008 at 8:41 am. 7 Comments.
Filed under America, pols, sex, song.

For the happy hooker? 

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Hey There Khalilah

Published on 12 Mar 2008 at 10:26 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under middle east, song.

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 Whatever you’re doing now, stop, click, view this moving vid. God bless you Theo, you old softy.

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Waltzing Mathilda vs. Gaia

Published on 9 Mar 2008 at 7:41 am. No Comments.
Filed under Australia, history, song, warmalism.

A V-8 sings it. That and more musical news via Tim Blair.
In other important Australian news, archaeologists in Melbourne have found a hole in the ground and they think Ned Kelly’s in it, along with a bunch of other crims.

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Joy and Happiness

Published on 26 Feb 2008 at 9:45 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under North Korea, song.

As commies stand and applaud the Star-Spangled Banner in Stalinist holdout capital.   

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GWOT and Suicidebomb

Published on 4 Aug 2007 at 8:57 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under al qaeda, song.

“I Wanna Be Like Osama.” Libretto in the finest tradition of those pork-eating infidels Gilbert and Sullivan. Must-see vid.
h/t everybody’s favorite Norfolk tractor jockey, Theo. And yes, he’s got your Saturday totty, you perv.

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Pulp and Circumstance

Published on 20 Jul 2007 at 12:57 am. No Comments.
Filed under other, song.

Check out Jenna, former Herald EA* extraordinaire, now eclectically music blogging at the magnificently named Pulp and Circumstance. 

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Save the Gangsta

Published on 1 Jul 2007 at 10:44 am. 5 Comments.
Filed under crime, racism, song.

Demise of an American folkway predicted.  Gangsta rap going the way of so many of its artistes.  Sales headed where the lyrics always were, down the toilet.

Kevin Powell, a historian of the genre, said: “Hip-hop culture has been assassinated by the hip-hop industry’s desire to make money by any means necessary.”

Means which, if we are to [...]

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