Archives for the 'UFOs' Category
The Truth May Be … Out There
Published on 16 Oct 2009 at 11:59 am.
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Filed under America, TV, UFOs, aircraft, ancient mysteries.
My local radio talk-show pal Michael Graham questions whether its a hoax. How could anyone plan anything that would fly the way that did and attract the kind of attention that did? And what kind of gain could he possibly expect?
I dunno. The guy’s showing all the signs of being a full-throttle crackpot visionary. He claims [...]
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Advice Sought
Published on 7 Oct 2008 at 10:21 am.
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Filed under UFOs.
Technical issues at Maggie’s Farm:
When a truck is parked next to my study, it interferes with the wireless to my machine. Honest. Do I need a tin-foil hat, or does the truck, or does my machine?
You mean you don’t have a tinfoil hat? Good lord, man. Why don’t you just hang a sign on your forehead that says “Mind control by [...]
UFP Alert
Published on 21 May 2008 at 9:35 pm.
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Filed under Russia, UFOs.
Unidentified Flying Penis menaces Russian dissident Gary Kasparov. YouTube. NSFAWMBABTSOAFP.*
*Not Safe For Anyone Who Might Be Alarmed By The Sight Of A Flying Penis.
Vatican OK with Aliens
Published on 13 May 2008 at 11:03 pm.
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Filed under Pope, UFOs.
Not the illegal kind, though at last check the pope’s good with those, too.* The big-eyed Roswell variety. Vatican big says ”brother extraterrestials” are God’s creatures, too. Reuters:
Sheep Circles
Published on 27 Jan 2008 at 10:01 am.
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Filed under UFOs.
Alarming case of ovine ovalism. Apparently the crop circles weren’t getting across the ET message, so they’ve moved on to sheep. No shepherd jokes, please.
Truth
Published on 23 Jan 2008 at 9:33 pm.
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Filed under UFOs.
Out there. UFO mystery just got better. USAF Reserve about faces, now says it had 10 fighters over Stephenville, Texas, on the evening of Jan. 8 when dozens of fine, upstanding citizens swear they saw a massive UFO being pursued by two F-16s.
Nothing like the government changing its story to crank up the conspiracy theories. [...]
“Americans Are Bonkers”
Published on 10 Nov 2007 at 10:42 am.
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Filed under America, Europe, UFOs.
This from a guy who lives below sea level, whose nation’s, excuse me, continent’s response to Islamo-terrorism is increasingly appeasement, and who gets his Euro-shorts in a twist every time I lump all Euros in one basket. Hey Clogboy! Find a hill!
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Truman Lied, Aliens Died
Published on 28 Oct 2007 at 8:56 am.
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Filed under UFOs, pols.
Richardson, pressed on his UFO affairs stance, vows honest, open government:
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Wake Up
Published on 29 Jul 2007 at 12:07 am.
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Filed under UFOs, anthronerdism.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Headsup from a John Hawks reader irked at Hawks’ bizarre focus on monkeys, homo erectus, etc., in the quest for human origins:
I would like to submit to you that Earth has been invaded five (5) times by humanoids from different civilizations.
Important UFO Update
Published on 1 Jul 2007 at 9:23 am.
4 Comments.
Filed under UFOs, military, science, shameless opportunism.
Deathbed affidavit proves all. Report includes actual photo of what a real alien might look like. Authenticity of report enhanced by lack of byline, lack of quotes, lack of details about when and where Haut died, or who released the affidavit.
