Archives for the 'warmalism' Category
Carbon Footprint Diminishment Advocated
Published on 20 Oct 2009 at 10:02 pm.
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By Rush Limbaugh, who suggests a New York Times enviro-columnist who advocates birth control for Gaia engage in a higher degree of planet-saving action and off himself. Lefties are scandalized.
It’s more “Do as we say, not as we have any intention of doing ourselves.” As in “disappear, humans.”
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Winter In New England
Published on 15 Oct 2009 at 8:15 am.
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Isn’t even here yet and I’m burning already. When it comes to global warming, we all have to do our bit, and I’m starting with the house. Got the new handle on the old Balkan axe,* but still need to get out there, fire up the Husqvarna and commence operations on that pile of nicely seasoned oak [...]
It’s WAR(m)!
Published on 29 Sep 2009 at 9:10 pm.
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Blair notes the threat of WAR! posed by failure to act on climate change. Hey, I thought Al Gore had saved us from that … hence the Nobel Peace Prize. Damned war(m)mongers. Come on, people, sing along!
All we are saying, is give Prius a chance!
Sounds like the Anthropocene is going to be good for business, anyway. [...]
Warmal Colding
Published on 28 Sep 2009 at 10:33 pm.
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Northeast, due to get whacked this winter. Bloomberg:
Anthropocene
Published on 24 Sep 2009 at 12:36 pm.
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It’s the latest geological era and we’re it.
A group of pointy-headed European, Australian and American scientists hold that we’ve evolved ito a force of nature, and that the collective activities of all 6 billion of us render us a world-changing geo-physical phenomenon worthy of our own era. The Anthropocene. UPI:
Midnight Self-Massacre
Published on 6 Sep 2009 at 11:08 am.
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Filed under Obama, clowns, moronocy, warmalism.
Gutless wonder of a conspiracy theorist quits gutless wonder of a White House in the wee hours of Sunday morning, Labor Day weekend. Good work, Rahm. It’ll be out of the papers by Tuesday. Given that the Van Jones Truther scandal was barely covered in the first place, it’s like it never happened.
Washington Post’s 44 blog here. [...]
Crazy Conspiracy Theorism Disavowed
Published on 4 Sep 2009 at 10:07 am.
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It’s the shocking news that one of Obama’s top warmalists is a truther. ABC: Controversial Obama Administration Official Denies Being Part of 9/11 “Truther” Movement, Apologizes for Past Comments.
Never mind that signing a petition no longer implies agreement with sentiments expressed therein. Interesting concept. Have to file that one away for future reference.
I want to [...]
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What Would Gaia Think?
Published on 1 Jul 2009 at 1:46 pm.
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Quote of the day from commenter MikeHu, re Earth Treason:
The actual 4.6 billion-year old planet, survivor of multitudes of asteroid hits, Milankovitch cycle changes, magnetic pole reversals, solar and cosmic radiation, myriad volcanic caldera collapses, mantle plume eruptions, etc., etc. doesn’t give a rat’s ass about a few degrees Celsius or what idiots like Krugman [...]
Earth Treason
Published on 30 Jun 2009 at 9:39 am.
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They have betrayed the planet, and they must suffer the fate of traitors!
Paul Krugman at NYT, on warmalism deniers:
So the House passed the Waxman-Markey climate-change bill. In political terms, it was a remarkable achievement.
But 212 representatives voted no. A handful of these no votes came from representatives who considered the bill too weak, but most rejected the [...]
Manure
Published on 28 Jun 2009 at 8:42 am.
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It’s all about making the world a better place, but Boehner calls the big energy bill a pile of __it. Actually, it’s being reported as a “pile of s__t” at The Hill, where a Dem aide is allowed to yuk anonymously, “What do you expect from a guy who thinks global warming is caused by [...]
The Cruelty Of Shelvers
Published on 22 Jun 2009 at 9:46 am.
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Via Blair, “An Inconvenient Shelf.” Turns out the Indians are getting ahead of the science curve after all. A bookstore in the booming Indian tech center of Bangalore puts Al Gore on the “Science Fiction” shelf. Unclear if this placement is a comment on the book’s content or a hurtful jab at Gore himself. Never mind the unkind Sci-Fi [...]
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Fat People Cause Global Warming
Published on 21 Apr 2009 at 9:00 pm.
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No cruel fat jokes please. It’s not a methane issue, not directly, anyway,* and has nothing to do with heat generation. It’s just that eating too much forces more environmentally destructive food production. Important advance in scientific understanding of climate change via UK Sun.
And you know, I think I’d pay to see Al Gore deliver an empassioned denunciation of obesity.
“Y’all [...]
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Gaia To The Rescue
Published on 14 Apr 2009 at 11:07 am.
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Obama may be in luck. Spared the need to harm God’s (pirate) creatures. It’s Gaia to the rescue. Xinhua, Thousands of dolphins block Somali pirates from Chinese ship.
BEIJING, April 14 (Xinhuanet) — Thousands of dolphins blocked the suspected Somali pirate ships when they were trying to attack Chinese merchant ships passing the Gulf of Aden, [...]
Man-Caused Disaster
Published on 20 Mar 2009 at 10:26 am.
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Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano may be onto something with her new terminology. No more “terrorism.” FOX:
“I referred to ‘man-caused’ disasters. That is perhaps only a nuance, but it demonstrates that we want to move away from the politics of fear toward a policy of being prepared for all risks that can occur.”
This may sound [...]
The Wondrous Dance of Climate Change
Published on 16 Mar 2009 at 11:03 pm.
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Apparently climate is a natural process, and it changes, according to a groundbreaking UW-Milwaukee study that notes that it changed in 2001, when it stopped its 30-year warming trend. The article states rather optimistically that the new study “could turn the climate change world upside down.” I wouldn’t hold my breath. But I like this part:
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Suicide Pact!
Published on 12 Mar 2009 at 9:25 am.
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Kerry, urgently, re warmal policy delays! AFP:
“Climate change is not governed by a recession, it’s governed by scientific facts about what’s happening to Earth. And you either accept the realities of the science or you don’t,” said Democratic Senator John Kerry.
He spoke after some of his colleagues argued that the United States should not impose a [...]
Poetic Chill = Warmalist Shill
Published on 8 Mar 2009 at 10:41 pm.
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Gulf News, reporting from Dubai on the threat to humanity posed by iambic cooling:
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It’s A Disease
Published on 8 Mar 2009 at 4:46 pm.
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And it has a name. Anthropogenic Climate Change Denial … One of the country docs at Maggie’s Farm looks at the pathologizing of opinions you don’t agree with, notes Russia and China used to do this. (I think China still might, though Russia has advanced to just shutting down and/or killing opponents without any extraneous dogma/diagnoses.) There is a [...]
A Warmening Chill
Published on 6 Mar 2009 at 9:24 am.
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As the Obama administration turns to tax policy as a means of cooling things off, Gateway demonstrates with multicolor charts how immediate are the effects of change. The Great Lakes freeze as Gaia hearkens to hope. Meanwhile, the important change year of 2008 … brrrr!
Though according to this theory of 100-year carbon impact cycles noted by Tim Blair, it’s [...]
Because The Economy Hasn’t Tanked Enough
Published on 5 Mar 2009 at 12:48 pm.
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Geithner attacks oil, gas tax breaks for warmally incorrect companies. Reuters.
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Policy Failure Wanted
Published on 4 Mar 2009 at 9:32 am.
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You’ll never guess who wants Obama’s tax policy to fail. via Yahoo:
Weather Delay
Published on 2 Mar 2009 at 10:04 pm.
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Warmally induced snowstorm thwarts Pelosi’s effort to save the world. CNS.
Green Policy, Scorched Earth
Published on 11 Feb 2009 at 9:13 pm.
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Burned-out, grieving relatives blame a suburban Melbourne council’s no-cut policy for out-of-control brushfires. Warwick Spooner, brother of the late Damien and son of the late Marilyn, via The Age:
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Fire Hot
Published on 10 Feb 2009 at 10:17 pm.
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This time, the evidence is actually warm, as warmalists seize on disaster, though there is an inconvenient temp shift involved. Warmalism and Australia’s deadly brushfires … fueled by human-caused global warmth, eased by flukish Australian summer cooling. Scorching mockery by Blair.
A Warmening Snowe
Published on 2 Feb 2009 at 8:28 am.
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Damn, looks bad. Trudgy. Wait till you see what happened to the Beeb’s Bear-on-Thames. News first. BBC: Heaviest snow in 18 years blankets Blighty, France, kills three in Italy. Rare accumulation in London shuts down runways, ties up roads and causes transport chaos. Just days after the Beeb abandons the pretense of impartiality on warmening. You remember:
Nobel Laureate’s Wardrobe Challenged
Published on 1 Feb 2009 at 10:41 am.
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As Czech prez suggests the warmalist emperor has no clothes. AFP:
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Warmal Worm Turn?
Published on 29 Jan 2009 at 9:47 am.
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The Goracle, and the great deference with which his prophecies of doom and the end of times for civilization were met in Congress, are roundly mocked by Millbank in the Washington Post. I only caught a couple of parts of the hearing coverage and may have missed the good bits: Did anyone think to ask Gore [...]
Hearts Warmed
Published on 28 Jan 2009 at 10:32 am.
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As Arctic gulls not seen in Massachusetts since the 1800s delight birders in Plymouth:
Bad Emissions
Published on 26 Jan 2009 at 6:36 am.
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From the White House, as Obama is set to approve a dumb measure to make cars more expensive to satisfy Left Coast enviro-extremists at the worst possible time for auto industry. Tougher standards aimed at saving the planet as opposed to something useful like just cutting smog, even though, as noted warmalist James “Hot for Gaia” Lovelock pointed [...]
Gaia Re Gaia
Published on 24 Jan 2009 at 8:54 am.
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Proto-warmalist James Lovelock, originator of the “Gaia” theory of self-regulating planet spoiled by evil humans, is interviewed by a chick named “Gaia.” New Scientist: “One Last Chance to Save Mankind.” Better title would be “Gaia Wants You Dead And So Do The Warmalists.” Hot warmalist art after the jump. We’ll get to the interview in a sec. If [...]
More Great News
Published on 11 Jan 2009 at 9:08 am.
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All earnest, concerned warmalists, off the Internet now. If you’re serious about saving the planet, that is. Damn, it’s gonna be nice and quiet on the Internet without all the end-timer gloom-mongering. Times of London explains all:
Top Story of 2009
Published on 26 Dec 2008 at 10:55 am.
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Now taking predictions. My own favorite is:
Eureka!
Published on 18 Dec 2008 at 9:38 am.
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Fourth-grade science project flunked by panic-mongering, polemics-pandering AP and associated warmalists, say scientists citing the Archimedes Principle and various inconvenient facts. Cold does not = Hot. Down does not = Up. Floating ice, when it melts in the water it was displacing, doesn’t = rising water levels. FOX News:
Cool = Hot
Published on 15 Dec 2008 at 8:46 am.
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Surber re the AP carrying warmalist water.
Cow Tax
Published on 7 Dec 2008 at 10:30 am.
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Farmers are up in arms over a Bush admin EPA proposal to levy $175 a year on each dairy cow, 87.50 on beef cattle, and $20 per hog. via Yahoo:
Anti-Warming Ice Threat
Published on 3 Dec 2008 at 9:30 am.
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Populace terrorized by ice chunks flying off giant wind turbine’s blades! Evening Telegraph via Blair who explains that under current cooling trends, anti-warming technology poses growing threat! And I thought Ted Kennedy was just upset about the view of Nantucket Sound out his picture window. Speaking of which, anti-warming technology champion George Bush is expected to give a [...]
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Unsettling SNAFU
Published on 16 Nov 2008 at 8:36 am.
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In the settled science, as NASA global warming enthusiast’s books appear to be inadvertantly cooked … again. Take it away, UK Telegraph. The World Has Never Seen Such Freezing Heat:
Monster Limo!
Published on 12 Nov 2008 at 1:37 pm.
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Sounds like it could be a heck of an arena event. But it’s also a policy issue for Climate Czar-in-waiting Al Gore to sink his teeth into. “Cadillac One.” Obama’s, now being built … more “monstrous” than Bush’s. Boston Herald:
Gas Tax
Published on 2 Nov 2008 at 9:25 pm.
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You’ve probably seen by now that Obama wants to bankrupt the coal industry by taxing, charging fees, cap and trade auctions, whatever you want to call screwing the people who burn coal. Which in this country is just about everyone who flicks a lightswitch. Your energy cash will be sacrificed on the altar of global warming. [...]
Sustainable Absurdity
Published on 1 Oct 2008 at 11:42 am.
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Important new report counsels rationing of meat, booze and other good stuff to combat global warming. But this half-measure of a recommendation really doesn’t go far enough. UK Guardian:
Gore-ah’s Ark
Published on 15 Sep 2008 at 9:14 pm.
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The Tennessean on Al’s big boat. Don’t worry, it’s green. Like the mansion(s). We should all be rich enough to have that small a carbon wake. My radio pal Steve Gill among others are whacking the Goreacle for having a 100-foot houseboat. I dunno. When the water level starts rising, he’ll start looking like a genius.* [...]
An Inconvenient Prediction
Published on 8 Sep 2008 at 10:34 pm.
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Old Farmer’s Almanac predicts a cold winter kicking off early for Thanksgiving. A couple of warm spring months, and we’re back into a cold summer and fall up this way.
Winter will be colder than normal, on average, primarily due to persistent cold temperatures throughout December. Other cold periods will occur in early and mid- to late January, early [...]
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Great White North
Published on 3 Jun 2008 at 10:03 pm.
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Coming your way. My cousin Guy, another one of the scribbling Crittendens, applauds the theorized onset of a Little Ice Age. He would, he’s a Canadian. HazMat Editor’s Blog:
Chickengreen
Published on 3 Jun 2008 at 8:41 am.
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Hollywood stars talk the talk, but do they walk the walk? Fox:
Una Verità Inopportuna!
Published on 29 May 2008 at 11:52 pm.
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Bravo, Maestro! La Scala will stage the operatic version of “An Inconvenient Truth.”
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Bear Suit
Published on 20 May 2008 at 9:23 pm.
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No, not that kind. No drunken fun involved. Greenies are suing the Bush admin over polar bears, saying a lack of economically devasting and absurd policies that attempt to change the weather have placed the government in violation of the endangered species act. But here, they can tell you: “Do You Kill Polar Bears By Turning [...]
That’s Different
Published on 19 May 2008 at 11:10 am.
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31,000-and-some-odd scientists apparently have signed a petiton disputing the notion of human-caused global warming as “settled science.” Malkin with the details.
Previously: I dunno about you, but I’m with the greenies who want to return to the old ways. Battle axes all around! There is that question about whether the place is actually warming up at all [...]
Old Ways
Published on 15 May 2008 at 9:26 am.
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Maybe this means we ought to think about cranking up a 10th Crusade and replacing the Koran-flushing with the Iron Maiden at Guantanamo. Blair on greenies for traditional medieval methods. (sarcasm/satire alert for any obtuse lefty dolts linking in … then again, who knows? Maybe the old ways are better. They reversed the Mohammedan tide back then, after all, and inaugurated [...]
Bear Facts
Published on 15 May 2008 at 9:02 am.
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We go deep north to Kate of Small Dead Animals on the large, very live ones:
Gateway notes a cull would make more sense and measures the ice.
I’m kind of torn about this issue. I’m frankly annoyed that the global temperature trends may get in the way of my retirement plans: houseboat on scenic, tropical Hudson Bay.
Carbon Runway Skidmarks
Published on 14 May 2008 at 8:55 pm.
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As hilarious as this story is about Sir Paul’s $165,000 hybrid Lexus being flown halfway around the world at a horrendous cost to Gaia, it raises some serious questions. UK Telegraph:
