Archives for the 'wine' Category
Party Like It’s 1928!
Published on 3 Mar 2009 at 12:11 am.
2 Comments.
Filed under Obama, song, wine, women.
What was that they used to give Bush crap over? Playing golf while there was a war on. Something like that. That sure was bad. I think he celebrated Christmas, and that was bad, too.
Hey, look who’s kicked up the White House entertaining. It’s great!
Beerwehr
Published on 3 Dec 2008 at 10:19 pm.
3 Comments.
Filed under Afghanistan, Germans, Man Who Would Be King, beer, military, wine.
The German soldier in Afghanistan downs 25 bottles of wine and 485 pints of beer a year.* This follows news that your average goose-stepper is too fat and lazy, sausage-addicted, and his mission to train Afghan cops is a “miserable failure.” Daily Mail:
Drink Locally, Shaft Globally
Published on 22 Sep 2008 at 10:05 pm.
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Filed under beer, moronocy, wine.
Organic Chilean vintner’s offering suffers from political correctness in chi-chi SF eco-plonk house, where the lefties have stopped slurping Palin Syrah. Sounds kind of dumb. Think of all the Palin yuks they could have.
“It’s an inexperienced little wine … nice legs, though!”
“Has a bouquet like a field-dressed moose.”
“More Palin, waiter! What’s the hold up? Drill! Drill! [...]
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Timeshare Guy
Published on 13 Sep 2008 at 10:29 pm.
1 Comment.
Filed under song, wine, women.
Need to know about timeshares? Ask the Timeshare Guy. Yeah, he’s a Guy who knows about timeshares. My cousin Guy Crittenden, as it happens, whose book on the subject, “Timeshare Secrets,” is now available. I dunno, I solved that problem by pretty much never going on vacation, but a lot of people have more fun than [...]
Drinking Responsibly
Published on 30 Mar 2008 at 7:37 am.
1 Comment.
Filed under beer, booze, moronocy, western civilization, wine.
I always thought that sounded a little oxymoronic, but Tigerhawk holds forth on the subject, counseling people not to be moronic. I’ll hoist a frosty mug to that, but I’d just like to comment that it sounds like Tigerhawk drinks a lot more than me, yet less. On that ingrained in western history part, by [...]

