Archives for the 'women' Category

No Code Pink Rethink

Published on 8 Oct 2009 at 9:36 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Afghanistan, moronocy, terrorists, women.

American Power interviews Code Pink co-founder Julie Evans, who claims there’s no Code Pink rethink on Afghanistan. Troops out! Humanitarians in! Women’s rights now! (Apparently she wasn’t paying attention in the ’90s, or the ‘Naughts, for that matter. Not clear on the Taliban/al-Qaeda women’s rights concept).
Here’s the original Christian Science Monitor article about Code Pink co-founder Medea Benjamin [...]

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Knockout!

Published on 6 Oct 2009 at 12:33 pm. 3 Comments.
Filed under hair, sex, shameless opportunism, women.

That’s what would happen to me if I told my wife I was going to get my haircut at this place. Boston Herald:

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Quote Of The Week

Published on 15 Jul 2009 at 11:12 pm. No Comments.
Filed under Boston, men, moronocy, pervs, women.

Goes to Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick, who says this about a bill that would allow men to use the women’s room, if they declare themselves to be women. via Boston Herald:
 ”Somehow we manage at home with bathrooms that don’t have ’men’ and ’women’ on them. And we can probably figure that out on public spaces, too.”
Sure, if [...]

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Agenda-Driven Stimulus

Published on 22 Jun 2009 at 11:36 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under Obama, men, money, women.

You already knew that, after the wild porkfest that the drunken rampaging chimp known as Congress engaged in, and the shoveling of stimulus funds to save as many government jobs as possible from their long-overdue reckoning.
Now, Christine Hoff Sommers at the Weekly Standard describes the “man-cession” and how feminists strong-armed Obama into diverting stimulus funds from the [...]

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Philosophical Stumper Of The Day

Published on 12 May 2009 at 11:47 am. 11 Comments.
Filed under men, pervs, sex, women.

Never mind the texting, the three speeding tickets and one accident in recent years and the relative youth at 24. Should people who deny fundamental biological facts and claim to be of the opposite gender be entrusted with large public conveyances that carry dozens of commuters? Would it be discriminatory to question their judgment and stability? Should the [...]

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Hell Hath No Fury

Published on 7 May 2009 at 10:23 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under pols, women.

Turns out great minds think alike … sort of. Yesterday, it was former Edwards speechwriter Wendy Button earnestly wishing John Edwards would put this paternity thing past him so he could re-emerge as America’s great Champion of the Poor! Never mind the wretched poverty of character.
Today, that great American supermarket tabloid, The National Enquirer,* brings news that the [...]

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Man Up

Published on 10 Mar 2009 at 9:33 am. 1 Comment.
Filed under Obama, geekism, men, sexism, western civilization, women.

That’s the word from el Heraldo’s house feminist re Obama’s “Nerd Herd.” While cutting remarks about men’s manliness are … hurtful, Boston Herald’s Margery Eagan cuts to the essential point men and women have always known, even through the depths of 1960s bra-burning feminism. Leadership requires presence. People look to primeval, know-it-when-you-see-it evidence of authority. 

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Party Like It’s 1928!

Published on 3 Mar 2009 at 12:11 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under Obama, song, wine, women.

What was that they used to give Bush crap over? Playing golf while there was a war on. Something like that. That sure was bad. I think he celebrated Christmas, and that was bad, too.
Hey, look who’s kicked up the White House entertaining. It’s great!

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Tool Time

Published on 20 Feb 2009 at 9:43 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under men, sex, women.

Important new study shows that men get excited about women in bikinis in the same part of the brain that is associated with handling tools. Well, yeah. It’s a holdover from adolescence, when the sight of a girl in a bikini makes any guy want to handle his tool. Later on, the guy learns how to use dinner, [...]

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Hanky Panky Takes A Hit

Published on 9 Feb 2009 at 6:58 am. 2 Comments.
Filed under literary, men, money, sex, women.

Private dicks see a 50 percent drop in business, say cheats are getting cheaper. Boston Herald:

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Crazy Loser Prizefight

Published on 14 Jan 2009 at 8:12 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under crime, men, punishment, women.

It’s one of those stories that put a little smile on your face when you open the paper in the morning. Accident-faking ex-Congressional wannabe and unhinged fake Clinton bomber duke it out over a hoosegow honey in their New Hampshire lockup. via Boston Herald: 

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Scent of a Whopper

Published on 18 Dec 2008 at 11:10 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under food, men, women.

This purports to be an AP story at Yahoo about Burger King marketing a beef-scented body spray called “Flame.”  

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Man Up

Published on 21 Nov 2008 at 10:38 am. 12 Comments.
Filed under blogs, men, women.

When your name is Jules, things happen. You get mail addressed to “Ms. Jules Crittenden.” Or, when you’re moonlighting in an alarm call center in a bad part of a rundown New England milltown because your newspaper there didn’t pay enough, and a freight train goes by and sets off every alarm in the building, [...]

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Freedom Ain’t Free

Published on 4 Nov 2008 at 7:47 am. 3 Comments.
Filed under America, food, men, nude, sexism, women.

It costs $200 for two men who got naked, jumped in Moosehead Lake for free sandwiches at the Black Frog Restaurant. Their lady friend, who revealed her bounty … not guilty! Bangor Daily News: 

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Gang Rape Yuks

Published on 1 Oct 2008 at 8:05 pm. 8 Comments.
Filed under moronocy, racism, sexism, women.

A Boston women’s shelter, not amused, drops Sandra Bernhard from its fundraiser lineup over her Sarah Palin “big black brothers” gang rape joke. Boston Herald: 

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Timeshare Guy

Published on 13 Sep 2008 at 10:29 pm. 1 Comment.
Filed under song, wine, women.

Need to know about timeshares? Ask the Timeshare Guy. Yeah, he’s a Guy who knows about timeshares. My cousin Guy Crittenden, as it happens, whose book on the subject, “Timeshare Secrets,” is now available. I dunno, I solved that problem by pretty much never going on vacation, but a lot of people have more fun than [...]

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Sheilas Get Ugly Over Mayor’s Gaffe

Published on 19 Aug 2008 at 12:54 pm. 4 Comments.
Filed under Australia, men, shameless opportunism, women.

Aussie mayor touts ugly opportunities in beautiful Mount Isa, Queensland. He might be on to something, if he lives through the next week. Sky News starts the roundup of this important, developing story: 

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Laura Bush Derangement Syndrome

Published on 30 Apr 2008 at 10:50 pm. 9 Comments.
Filed under Bush, feminism, fishwrap, women.

Looks like a lot like bulimia as sexist SF Chron lefty Mark Morford brings up a lukewarm puddle of half-digested feminist junkfood cliches in this slam on Laura Bush: “Docile doormat … prim, sexless, nearly useless.”  

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Band of Sisters

Published on 28 Apr 2008 at 7:34 am. No Comments.
Filed under Iraq, military, women.

Castle Argghhh!!! with some people you should know.

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Best Place to be a Woman

Published on 9 Mar 2008 at 10:33 pm. 8 Comments.
Filed under women.

Toronto Star with the 10 best, 10 worst countries in which to be a woman.

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Dude Not Like a Lady

Published on 26 Feb 2008 at 9:27 pm. 14 Comments.
Filed under crime, men, punishment, women.

 And looking less like one everyday, according to his complaint.

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China’s Women

Published on 15 Feb 2008 at 2:42 pm. 2 Comments.
Filed under China, women.

Mao wanted to ship them over here. By the boatload:  

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Men, Women …

Published on 15 Feb 2008 at 6:20 am. No Comments.
Filed under husbands and wives, men, women.

Relationships, blah blah blah. TOSOK makes a few points, generally sounds about right (though the calculus obviously doesn’t apply to crazy stalker men and other defectives who clearly don’t do the math). But what posessed him to squawk about the analyzing?  I thought they were supposed to be on a need-to-know basis about that. Jeez, I [...]

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