Crittenden’s General Store

Welcome to Crittenden’s General Store, serving almost all of your online foraging needs as a 21st century hominid.* Click into the links below or use the Amazon search widget at left. Your patronage is greatly appreciated. Amazon commissions, at no additional cost to you, help support the site.

Making, Breaking & Fixing Things:

Food and Stuff to Cook & Eat It With:

Dry Goods and Personal Grooming:

Instrumentation, Communication, Artificial Cerebral Enhancement Devices:

Low-Brow/Low-Tech Fun:

Advanced Human Enterprises/Evolved Cognitive Activities:

Stage 1 Human Propagation Needs

Stage 2 Human Propagation Needs Plus Holiday Gifts:

Stage 3 & 4 Human Propagation Needs:

Wrapping/Shipping Services & Bargain Basement:

Thanks for shopping Crittenden’s! Check back, we’ll be mixing it up. Don’t forget to visit Crittenden’s Right-Wing Warmonger’s Bookshop.

* Firearms, ammunition, liquor and tobacco products are not currently available through Amazon. For your home and national defense needs, please vote, serve and support as you are able. The booze and cigars part, you’re on your own.